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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 08:38 PM

I am hiring writers and designers also people in the following departments sales, customer service, telemarketing... Grunt workers will be needed also..

Most positions are remote... But if you are in Toledo I do have some local positions open also...

If you are interested in any of the above and would like to find out more.. Or would like to submit your resume to me for future references please do so by email to jon.clark*northcoastunited.com

After Shock Media · 01-11-2009, 08:40 PM

I am just marking this thread with a laugh.

spacedog · 01-11-2009, 08:44 PM

I'm just gonna park my sig here since this'll be a long thread me thinks

Holly · 01-11-2009, 08:44 PM

You forgot this part:

*Payment will be in the form of government cheese and Ramen Noodles.

Mutt · 01-11-2009, 08:45 PM

please tell me you're some kind of avante-garde performance artist - i don't want to believe you are what you appear to be Jon.

WarChild · 01-11-2009, 08:46 PM

I think it's possibly you're crazy. You might want to seek some help for that.

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am hiring writers and designers also people in the following departments sales, customer service, telemarketing... Grunt workers will be needed also..

Most positions are remote... But if you are in Toledo I do have some local positions open also...

If you are interested in any of the above and would like to find out more.. Or would like to submit your resume to me for future references please do so by email to jon.clark*northcoastunited.com

I am a sales vet of 7 years

I sell via the net or via the phone or in person

I SELL!!!

I am University educated and am on a roll for high $ amounts

what do you pay for a basic position

we can both save some time here if you give an honest figure

theS2O · 01-11-2009, 08:46 PM

contact me with the design part.

thanks,
mv

After Shock Media · 01-11-2009, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

You forgot this part:

*Payment will be in the form of government cheese and Ramen Noodles.

No overly sweet government peanut butter that really only can be used to make cookies. I like me some government peanut butter.

wyldblyss · 01-11-2009, 08:47 PM

Ok, ok, I did giggle when I read your thread even though I tried really really hard not to

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 08:47 PM

ok watch me do a roll over forwards

Mutt · 01-11-2009, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT

ok watch me do a roll over forwards

marketsmart · 01-11-2009, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am hiring writers and designers also people in the following departments sales, customer service, telemarketing... Grunt workers will be needed also..

Most positions are remote... But if you are in Toledo I do have some local positions open also...

If you are interested in any of the above and would like to find out more.. Or would like to submit your resume to me for future references please do so by email to jon.clark*northcoastunited.com

ok.. against my better judgement (and probable waste of time) i will bite..

how do you go from begging for money 2 weeks ago to now seeking employees?

seriously, i would like to know...

selena · 01-11-2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

ok.. against my better judgement (and probable waste of time) i will bite..

how do you go from begging for money 2 weeks ago to now seeking employees?

seriously, i would like to know...

Someone had to ask.

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I am hiring writers and designers also people in the following departments sales, customer service, telemarketing... Grunt workers will be needed also..

Most positions are remote... But if you are in Toledo I do have some local positions open also...

If you are interested in any of the above and would like to find out more.. Or would like to submit your resume to me for future references please do so by email to jon.clark*northcoastunited.com

I qualify for all

say you pay me half of the monthly pay and we have a deal?

rest to be paid after 10 days in full?

sound ok?

Holly · 01-11-2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I think it's possibly you're crazy. You might want to seek some help for that.

HBD

fris · 01-11-2009, 08:55 PM

lol what a joker

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

ok.. against my better judgement (and probable waste of time) i will bite..

how do you go from begging for money 2 weeks ago to now seeking employees?

seriously, i would like to know...

he is Jon Clark OK?

he does what he does, he can make anything possible

no matter if there is or is no money!

Holly · 01-11-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

No overly sweet government peanut butter that really only can be used to make cookies. I like me some government peanut butter.

You gotta work overtime to get the peanut butter and dry rice.

Supz · 01-11-2009, 09:01 PM

are these the same positions as last year

Sosa · 01-11-2009, 09:02 PM

lol at the replies!

Iron Fist · 01-11-2009, 09:03 PM

Bump because... oh fuck I have no idea. This is just creepy.

brand0n · 01-11-2009, 09:03 PM

i so want hired

JD · 01-11-2009, 09:07 PM

alright... who got his password?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT

I am a sales vet of 7 years

I sell via the net or via the phone or in person

I SELL!!!

I am University educated and am on a roll for high $ amounts

what do you pay for a basic position

we can both save some time here if you give an honest figure

The one telemarketing position can become upwords to 10k a month residual after 3-6 months of hustling hard on the phone...

Other sales positions I have open can make you anywhere from 20 bucks a day to a few grand a week, depends on the individual..

If you are in Toledo I have a sales position you can make 10 a month with..

notoldschool · 01-11-2009, 09:10 PM

LOL @ the Love IN This Thread.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

ok.. against my better judgement (and probable waste of time) i will bite..

how do you go from begging for money 2 weeks ago to now seeking employees?

seriously, i would like to know...

Sold a few stones like was suggested to me in another thread..

Iron Fist · 01-11-2009, 09:12 PM

Oh this is one of those "salesperson" positions I keep seeing in the newspaper, with earning potential of up to $2,000 a week! I mean, if it was paying that much you think they would be advertising it? Hell no! They would be doing it themselves. But good luck...

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

The one telemarketing position can become upwords to 10k a month residual after 3-6 months of hustling hard on the phone...

Other sales positions I have open can make you anywhere from 20 bucks a day to a few grand a week, depends on the individual..

If you are in Toledo I have a sales position you can make 10 a month with..

I sold 8k upwards a month before while at university

what is the individual selling here?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supzdotcom

are these the same positions as last year

Nope... Thanks for asking though, I am sure others haad the same question..

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Sold a few stones like was suggested to me in another thread..

is the ring on your finger as pictured in your avatar still on your finger?

pornask · 01-11-2009, 09:15 PM

Is it too late to park a sig in a thread of epic proportions

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

i so want hired

You are over qualified for most.. But I do have some projects you might be interested in working with me on..

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theS2O

contact me with the design part.

thanks,
mv

Not hiring companies.. I am only interested in individuals..

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:18 PM

what contract would you try and negotiate with your employees?

whats the dirty on the taxes?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT

is the ring on your finger as pictured in your avatar still on your finger?

Of course..

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:20 PM

I recently declined a position at a top 100 UK company

reason being...I did not see the long term future goals

compared to my short term but already in my pocket goals

doridori · 01-11-2009, 09:21 PM

wait wasn't there a thread in december about this guy asking for donation and about illness? now he's hiring ? wtf ?

yea parking my siggies....hope this thread brings me more business.

tony286 · 01-11-2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

ok.. against my better judgement (and probable waste of time) i will bite..

how do you go from begging for money 2 weeks ago to now seeking employees?

seriously, i would like to know...

A very good question

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:23 PM

what is your fave position?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT

what contract would you try and negotiate with your employees?

whats the dirty on the taxes?

Contracts and terms can be discussed in private with those that submit a resume to me.. Or at least a solid email with some outlines of experience, goal, ect..

Of course you will have tax obligations..

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Contracts and terms can be discussed in private with those that submit a resume to me.. Or at least a solid email with some outlines of experience, goal, ect..

Of course you will have tax obligations..

ok solid answer

MikeSmoke · 01-11-2009, 09:27 PM

Damn, wish I'd seen this thread before I accepted a job offer from Rodrigo.....

Aric · 01-11-2009, 09:32 PM

11 days into 2009 and you're already douche of the year. Congrats.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT

what is your fave position?

I like holding sales/customer service positions myself... I really enjoy dealing with people and providing them services/products they need and giving them the satisfaction of knowing they received great services/products...

pocketkangaroo · 01-11-2009, 09:33 PM

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-11-2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT

ok solid answer

Jon Clark is always solid when it comes to business...

EXPORT · 01-11-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I like holding sales/customer service positions myself... I really enjoy dealing with people and providing them services/products they need and giving them the satisfaction of knowing they received great services/products...

ok good answer

Holly · 01-11-2009, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I like holding sales/customer service positions myself... I really enjoy dealing with people and providing them services/products they need and giving them the satisfaction of knowing they received great services/products...

I thought for sure it was "holding my ankles"

tranza · 01-11-2009, 09:44 PM

Just passing by......

01-11-2009, 08:38 PM	#1
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EXPORT Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,345	I recently declined a position at a top 100 UK company reason being...I did not see the long term future goals compared to my short term but already in my pocket goals

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