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Old 01-05-2009, 02:35 PM   #1
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:36 PM   #2
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False. Women love my cock and it's only 3x4
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:42 PM   #3
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The "satisfying" length starts at 5 3/4 inches? Umm...
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:43 PM   #4
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:44 PM   #5
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lol and its so official. look at the acrediations on it and such.

Ever notice how it kind of is shaped like a wang to begin with?
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:46 PM   #6
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:46 PM   #7
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oh wait, so a 12" penis isn't normal? but SO many guys in porn have them!!!!!

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Old 01-05-2009, 02:48 PM   #8
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:51 PM   #10
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I bet you belive the rest of the "facts" they showed you on that penis enlargement are true as well
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:54 PM   #11
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1 inches = 2.54 centimeters - just to make it easier to all ppl from eu
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:56 PM   #12
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the chart is flawed it doesnt have 1.75 inches
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:57 PM   #13
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that spot is reserved for MetaMan's e-penis
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:59 PM   #15
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:01 PM   #17
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:03 PM   #18
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So it's normal to use measuring tape? Everyone does this?
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:06 PM   #19
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:10 PM   #20
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:12 PM   #21
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I thought it was wierd when my girlfriend in the movie theatre asked me to pull out my cock for a second and then she wrapped this tape around my cock and mumbled some numbers, and after the movie I never saw her again.

Wierd.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:13 PM   #22
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I wonder what penis enlargement company is behind that site.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:16 PM   #23
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meta man is slightly smaller than me in both stature and size of man club..
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:17 PM   #24
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Do you really think they surveyed women and asked if a 4 inch cock with a 9 inch girth would get them off?
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whats the circumference? I can see how length be 6-7 inches, but fail to understand what else is that long besides length :D
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:21 PM   #26
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And, again, proof that viral marketing works. Even if it consists of a chart that is entirely made up.

Why do people fall for it, though? Does anyone seriously believe that an invented chart like this bears any relation to reality whatsoever?
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whats the circumference? I can see how length be 6-7 inches, but fail to understand what else is that long besides length :D
like, you did complete grade 3 maths, right?
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I've heard the 3.5" long, 9.75" girth micro filling niche converts like crazy
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Who are these women who find an 11 inch cock "enjoyable"??

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lol I did not learn maths in english and this is a first time I hear that term. I know it must be basic :D
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yeah, but at that end of the graph, the circumference has to be wider.
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that seems pretty scientific, they must have done alot of research
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