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firecracker · 01-05-2009, 01:57 PM

New condom measures penis size

Men who are shy about the length of their penis may wish to stick with traditional condoms
A new condom has a scale printed along the side in centimeters and inches so sexual partners can see how their man measures up in bed.

The Condometric can fit a penis up to 25 cm (9.8 inches) long, and comes in lime, cherry and banana flavors.

It will be available in both metric and imperial measurements when it goes on sale in the new year.

The ink used to print the sliding scale is within the latex and never touches the skin. The condom meets European safety standards.

Men who use the Condometric can no longer lie about the size of their manhood.

One blogger wrote: "The only people who will purchase these will be magnificently well-endowed men, who frankly shouldn't need to measure, and incredibly snarky women, who frankly shouldn't be allowed to.

Another user, who has tried the prototype, wrote: "My girlfriend just left me.

"Who the hell came up this damned thing? My girlfriend and some of her friends were testing out Curiosite's Condometric prototype and they met up one day to compare results. This isn't funny."

A Curiosite spokesman said: "If you take the size of your penis too seriously, your eyes will be closed, unable to appreciate the true value of your sexual identity."

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

pornguy · 01-05-2009, 02:08 PM

Hahahahhha... It dont even start small enough for me...

errr.. Did I say that outloud?

BusterBunny · 01-05-2009, 02:09 PM

that is my worst nightmare

polish_aristocrat · 01-05-2009, 02:15 PM

I'm not gonna buy it lol

HorseShit · 01-05-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

that is my worst nightmare

Zuzana Designs · 01-05-2009, 02:17 PM

great idea !! I wish I could think of something that simple with so much selling power !!

u-Bob · 01-05-2009, 02:18 PM

boooooooooooooooooooo

BusterBunny · 01-05-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

great idea !! I wish I could think of something that simple with so much selling power !!

the lawsuits from all the suicides that will happen would not cover the costs

d-null · 01-05-2009, 02:22 PM

it is going to be a little bit inaccurate because who unrolls a condom all the way to the end anyways? there is usually an inch uncovered at the base or so

mynameisjim · 01-05-2009, 02:24 PM

I'll make millions with my bootleg version that adds an extra inch.

marketsmart · 01-05-2009, 02:25 PM

i'll get one in centimeters and tell the girls its in inches...

BusterBunny · 01-05-2009, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I'll make millions with my bootleg version that adds an extra inch.

now that's an idea

Ethersync · 01-05-2009, 02:31 PM

Clever idea...

firecracker · 01-05-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I'll make millions with my bootleg version that adds an extra inch.

Ah! The proverbial "fisherman's measuring stick", I see!

Si · 01-05-2009, 04:04 PM

what will they think of next

Marcus Aurelius · 01-05-2009, 04:08 PM

I'd buy one just for the hell of it.

woj · 01-05-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firecracker

Ah! The proverbial "fisherman's measuring stick", I see!

Double trouble · 01-05-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

that is my worst nightmare

dav3 · 01-05-2009, 04:19 PM

ARRR its leaving out an essential ½inch at the tip!!

farkedup · 01-05-2009, 04:25 PM

not big enough.....

PornstarXS · 01-05-2009, 06:21 PM

kind of stupid. it's like putting shoe sizes or pant sizes on the outside of clothing. nice way to scare away a large part of your market, with a gimmick that makes men feel more inadequate. what's next? jackets that say 5'-7" peewee, or '130 pounds soaking wet'

Spunky · 01-05-2009, 06:53 PM

Damn,just a few cm's too long

baddog · 01-05-2009, 07:49 PM

Definitely getting the metric version would be the way to go.

EscortBiz · 01-05-2009, 08:18 PM

start a company that sells those that start at 4 inches

sinmaster · 01-05-2009, 08:42 PM

Just get one of these and show her that the condom is not measuring correctly.

http://www.penisruler.com/

PornstarXS · 01-05-2009, 08:52 PM

just do what bangbros and realitykings do, get the girl to start measuring at the 4" mark instead of 0 (try and hide the starting point off camera) so cocks look like they are 10"+, and use tiny girls with fish lens closeups. maybe short sited chicks would help or starting from the end of the ruler would help

Drake · 01-05-2009, 09:08 PM

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it:

Allhdreview - Jasin · 01-05-2009, 09:18 PM

^^^ that gif is fucking awesome!

d-null · 01-06-2009, 12:22 AM

girls like this could probably use lots of those in their humiliation sessions

http://teasedtotheedge.com/?p=133

Porno Dan · 01-06-2009, 12:32 AM

WTF - it goes up 9.8 inches!

I am signing a deal with them to endsore the new improved snug fitting condom, it is made for the man who like comfort, and is confident enough to admit it.

Walter Gropius · 01-06-2009, 02:52 AM

How the fuck can it be accurate? The bigger your dick is, the more the rubber will stretch, the less accurate the markings will be... I mean it will be in inches on big dicks and cm on small dicks, think about it...

tranza · 01-06-2009, 06:45 AM

Hahaha...that was weird!

polish_aristocrat · 01-06-2009, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it:

damn, gonna try that one day

Blingbaby · 01-06-2009, 07:06 AM

Novelty sales at best..

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firecracker Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sacramento ca Posts: 653	New condom measures penis size New condom measures penis size Men who are shy about the length of their penis may wish to stick with traditional condoms A new condom has a scale printed along the side in centimeters and inches so sexual partners can see how their man measures up in bed. The Condometric can fit a penis up to 25 cm (9.8 inches) long, and comes in lime, cherry and banana flavors. It will be available in both metric and imperial measurements when it goes on sale in the new year. The ink used to print the sliding scale is within the latex and never touches the skin. The condom meets European safety standards. Men who use the Condometric can no longer lie about the size of their manhood. One blogger wrote: "The only people who will purchase these will be magnificently well-endowed men, who frankly shouldn't need to measure, and incredibly snarky women, who frankly shouldn't be allowed to. Another user, who has tried the prototype, wrote: "My girlfriend just left me. "Who the hell came up this damned thing? My girlfriend and some of her friends were testing out Curiosite's Condometric prototype and they met up one day to compare results. This isn't funny." A Curiosite spokesman said: "If you take the size of your penis too seriously, your eyes will be closed, unable to appreciate the true value of your sexual identity." http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html __________________ When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

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