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  • firecracker
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2007
    • 653

    #1

    New condom measures penis size

    New condom measures penis size

    Men who are shy about the length of their penis may wish to stick with traditional condoms
    A new condom has a scale printed along the side in centimeters and inches so sexual partners can see how their man measures up in bed.

    The Condometric can fit a penis up to 25 cm (9.8 inches) long, and comes in lime, cherry and banana flavors.

    It will be available in both metric and imperial measurements when it goes on sale in the new year.

    The ink used to print the sliding scale is within the latex and never touches the skin. The condom meets European safety standards.

    Men who use the Condometric can no longer lie about the size of their manhood.

    One blogger wrote: "The only people who will purchase these will be magnificently well-endowed men, who frankly shouldn't need to measure, and incredibly snarky women, who frankly shouldn't be allowed to.

    Another user, who has tried the prototype, wrote: "My girlfriend just left me.

    "Who the hell came up this damned thing? My girlfriend and some of her friends were testing out Curiosite's Condometric prototype and they met up one day to compare results. This isn't funny."

    A Curiosite spokesman said: "If you take the size of your penis too seriously, your eyes will be closed, unable to appreciate the true value of your sexual identity."



    http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/enindex.html

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  • pornguy
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    • Mar 2003
    • 62910

    #2
    Hahahahhha... It dont even start small enough for me...


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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291

      #3
      that is my worst nightmare
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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      • polish_aristocrat
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        I'm not gonna buy it lol
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • HorseShit
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 17513

          #5
          Originally posted by BusterBunny
          that is my worst nightmare

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          • Zuzana Designs
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            • Feb 2005
            • 20900

            #6
            great idea !! I wish I could think of something that simple with so much selling power !!

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            • u-Bob
              there's no $$$ in porn
              • Jul 2005
              • 33063

              #7
              boooooooooooooooooooo

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              • BusterBunny
                perverted justice decoy
                • Aug 2005
                • 19291

                #8
                Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                great idea !! I wish I could think of something that simple with so much selling power !!
                the lawsuits from all the suicides that will happen would not cover the costs
                my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                • d-null
                  . . .
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 13724

                  #9
                  it is going to be a little bit inaccurate because who unrolls a condom all the way to the end anyways? there is usually an inch uncovered at the base or so

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                  • mynameisjim
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 2985

                    #10
                    I'll make millions with my bootleg version that adds an extra inch.
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                    • marketsmart
                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419

                      #11
                      i'll get one in centimeters and tell the girls its in inches...

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                      • BusterBunny
                        perverted justice decoy
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 19291

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mynameisjim
                        I'll make millions with my bootleg version that adds an extra inch.
                        now that's an idea
                        my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • Ethersync
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                          • Mar 2008
                          • 5289

                          #13
                          Clever idea...
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                          • firecracker
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 653

                            #14
                            perfect idea...

                            Originally posted by mynameisjim
                            I'll make millions with my bootleg version that adds an extra inch.
                            Ah! The proverbial "fisherman's measuring stick", I see!
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                            • Si
                              Such Fun!
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 13900

                              #15
                              what will they think of next

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                              • Marcus Aurelius
                                No Refunds Issued.
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 14809

                                #16
                                I'd buy one just for the hell of it.

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                                • woj
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 47880

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by firecracker
                                  Ah! The proverbial "fisherman's measuring stick", I see!
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                                  • Double trouble
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                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 22251

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                    that is my worst nightmare

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                                    • dav3
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2007
                                      • 7348

                                      #19
                                      ARRR its leaving out an essential ½inch at the tip!!
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                                      • farkedup
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 2490

                                        #20
                                        not big enough.....
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                                        • PornstarXS
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2007
                                          • 358

                                          #21
                                          kind of stupid. it's like putting shoe sizes or pant sizes on the outside of clothing. nice way to scare away a large part of your market, with a gimmick that makes men feel more inadequate. what's next? jackets that say 5'-7" peewee, or '130 pounds soaking wet'
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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #22
                                            Damn,just a few cm's too long

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Definitely getting the metric version would be the way to go.

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                                              • EscortBiz
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                                                • May 2002
                                                • 19422

                                                #24
                                                start a company that sells those that start at 4 inches

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                                                • sinmaster
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 376

                                                  #25
                                                  Just get one of these and show her that the condom is not measuring correctly.

                                                  http://www.penisruler.com/

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                                                  • PornstarXS
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 358

                                                    #26
                                                    just do what bangbros and realitykings do, get the girl to start measuring at the 4" mark instead of 0 (try and hide the starting point off camera) so cocks look like they are 10"+, and use tiny girls with fish lens closeups. maybe short sited chicks would help or starting from the end of the ruler would help
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                                                    • Drake
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12508

                                                      #27
                                                      It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it:

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                                                      • Allhdreview - Jasin
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                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                        • 412

                                                        #28
                                                        ^^^ that gif is fucking awesome!

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                                                        • d-null
                                                          . . .
                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                          • 13724

                                                          #29
                                                          girls like this could probably use lots of those in their humiliation sessions

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                                                          • Porno Dan
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                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 6342

                                                            #30
                                                            WTF - it goes up 9.8 inches!

                                                            I am signing a deal with them to endsore the new improved snug fitting condom, it is made for the man who like comfort, and is confident enough to admit it.
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                                                            • Walter Gropius
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                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 397

                                                              #31
                                                              How the fuck can it be accurate? The bigger your dick is, the more the rubber will stretch, the less accurate the markings will be... I mean it will be in inches on big dicks and cm on small dicks, think about it...
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                                                              • tranza
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                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                • 57559

                                                                #32
                                                                Hahaha...that was weird!
                                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 40377

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Mike33
                                                                  It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it:

                                                                  damn, gonna try that one day
                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                  • Blingbaby
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                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                    • 1079

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Novelty sales at best..

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