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howard · 01-02-2009, 09:47 AM

Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex
Posted Jan 1st 2009 8:44AM by TMZ Staff

This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early NYE morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...

StuBradley · 01-02-2009, 09:55 AM

Oh my God!!!!!

A thread on the front page that jdavis hasn't posted in yet!

seeandsee · 01-02-2009, 10:08 AM

he got it this time

~Ray · 01-02-2009, 10:11 AM

I was thinking Charles of that wimpy monarchy country

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-02-2009, 10:11 AM

ADG

Mike* · 01-02-2009, 10:14 AM

haha that'a boy charles

Donfoolio · 01-02-2009, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

him and bush could be brothers... hmm

John-ACWM · 01-02-2009, 10:19 AM

The best one?! I understand the man

boneprone · 01-02-2009, 10:21 AM

Typical Negro Behavior

WiredGuy · 01-02-2009, 10:27 AM

Jesus, this thread scared the shit out of me, haha.
WG

howard · 01-02-2009, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Typical Negro Behavior

dude Barkley is way more white...than black...even though he says otherwise...happens to be a real good guy

alexchechs · 01-02-2009, 10:52 AM

I love Sir Comfrence... He says it like it is. Watching the NBA on TNT is great just for what he will say at halftime and after games...

Jayvis · 01-02-2009, 11:09 AM

Holly · 01-02-2009, 11:17 AM

He's supposed to be running for governor of Alabama in a few years. This should help.

czarina · 01-02-2009, 11:23 AM

poor guy, he just wanted some love, and look where he ended up!

germ · 01-02-2009, 11:25 AM

Haha thats awesome. I love Charles Barkley.

brassmonkey · 01-02-2009, 11:28 AM

freak the punk police!!!

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howard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: phila Posts: 1,827	CHARLES....."best bj i ever got" Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex Posted Jan 1st 2009 8:44AM by TMZ Staff This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early NYE morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex. According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat." The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a bw job. He then explained that she had given him a 'bw job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life." The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again." The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded... __________________ perkissmedia.com [email protected] 318621803 perkymon993 Skype

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