OH...and I forgot the telephone...it is attached to their ears...I bought an egg timer...ever time it rings I flip it over and when the sand run out I pick up the phone a scream in to get the hell off the phone. Ok...I feel better now

yeah our baby girl sleeps real sound and doesn't move around a lot until just before she is waking up... so this would work for us... but if your little girl moves and tosses things out that could be bad... and it could be a little messy...:1orglaugh

Looks like I'm in for a fun ride.
I always thought girls would be easier to "handle" but I can see for your experiences and my own their deffinatly NOT!!! :1orglaugh

Oh I can't wait til my little girl has boys comming by the house...they won't even know what I've got in store for them...:ak47:

j/k. I'm looking forward to it ...kinda ...but when I'm in the situation I might not be so happy.

Thanks for your advice letshunt :)
And good luck with your girls :thumbsup

""""The oldest one has wrecked three cars and hit a pedestrian because he was "walking to slow", "but just nicked him"...I have had two mailboxes mowed dowm. How the fuck do you hit the mailbox? """"


OMG I about spewed pepsi all over the monitor here ROFL

Pink-

Nope...you don't want the boys coming over...I treated the first couple of them nice...quickly changed my tact.

Half of them have pants that hang down to their knees, drag their feetwhen they walk, look at you and go "hey, dude"

Now, I address each one as "punk", I have a large trophy room full of animals and I always take them there and show them all the DEAD animals.

Then, in as nice a voice as I can muster...I say "my daughters are the most precious things in my life, and , if a piece of shit like you were to make her shed one tear....I don't know what I'd do"

Then we go look at the powerlifting trophies. Four world championships. I smile very congenially, and say, "punk, have her home by eleven". works every time, for a while, till you get to know them and then they start showing up for fucking dinner and eating all you GD Doritos, one has asked that I quit buying mayo and switch to Miracle Whip, cause he likes it better... and clean out your refrigerator and leave a GIANT FUCKING MESS EVERWHERE THEYVE BEEN....Xanax time.

hehe... I was kinda one of those people that letshunt is speaking of, not quite as bad but definately not someone that you would want a daughter to be around... though the mothers always wanted to be around me... I dunno how many husbands I coulda put through a divorce at a whim... but naturally I was into the daughters cause it pissed off the fathers....

I remember those days....

ROFL

Im just getting to the boy stage with my oldest

Im gonna have so much fun fuckin with those little horney brains

letshunt you would have either loved me... due to the fact of, I woulda acknowledged you in one of two ways... either as Pops.. or by your first name.... then when you showed me your animal trophies I woulda whipped out my wallet and showed you my pussy trophies... and then.... well I'm sure we wouldn't have gotten to the power lifting trophies :)

Now I'm on my way to your world and soon.... those little sons of bitches that want to come and date my daughter will either show respect or disappear...

:BangBang: to little punk asses

ROTFL !!!!!
My parents used to be like that with me. They would say "Stephanie come here...whats this growing off the side of your head?... :1orglaugh

The yelling is just too funny!!! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

LOL You're telling me !! :1orglaugh ....:helpme

I swear if ANY "punk" messes with my baby girl I WILL FUCK HIM UP !!!! :ak47:

Same for my boys, I don't want some cheap hoe treating my boys like a rag.

If any of them come home with someone I don't like I'll say it straight to their bf or gf's face. I'm not putting up with NO shit from some punk or slut.

Oh I can't even wait until these days come...what such fun I will be having :1orglaugh

My mother and father always say to me " What goes around comes around". I am stuck in my ways and I think I'm going to have big problems with my kids about certain things.
I guess every parent does.

My brother had this gf that my mother HATED with a passion.This girl walks into my mothers kitchen,pulls the milk container out and starts to drink from it!!! RIGHT FROM THE BAG!!
My mother ripped it out of her hands and told her to get the fuck out...she never came back :1orglaugh


Parent..god I love them :)

Oh now thats just mean...:1orglaugh
...but I won't be laughing when it's my turn :(

Your boyfriend had girls over to your moms house?

:eek7

Is it safe to assume that because she used "my mother" TWICE, not just once, that it was not a mistake?

wtf?

Well, the Doritos thing really gets under my skin, every now and then I crave some Nacho Cheesy ones...go to the kitchen, empty bag....boyfriend Ben ate them.

I think someone put words in your mouth Steph...you did say brother....not bf! ;)

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Kick his ass :thumbsup

Yeah change it, thats the beauty of the internet, you can edit your posts.

But real mistakes we live with.

:glugglug

My apologies Fletch :( I didn't notice that she edited it, I thought you were just still picking on her. I'm sorry.

Obviously.

Your mother and father were right and you are right. You are definitely going to have big problems with your kids when they are old enough to learn and understand what it is their mother and father do/did to earn money.

You're right fletch I made a mistake and I changed it whats the prob? Would you like me to inform you everytime I edit my posts?

No 'prob'

Just knew that you were changing the facts nonchalantly.

Its obvious, others thought I was 'picking on you' due to your edit.

Just wanted to clear it up.

"nonchalantly" ? Well next time I edit my posts I will let you and everyone else know :)

Karma, in its purest form.

"well she just can't be tamed, she's a burnin' flame..."

All I meant was, I could tell things could be taken the wrong way.

Hence this post.

NO need to explain myself, the posts are here.

Did you miss this?

This post brought to you by the word 'Avoid'

Pink, here is the pic of Boss I promised earlier :)

http://www.tropicalimpressions.net/bossy.jpg

AWWWWWW What a cutie :)
I love rotties, good choice :thumbsup


p.s Thanks for posting the pic.

That's a beautiful fucking Rottie!

I am planning on going to germany in a couple years, gonna pick up some pure bred Gladiator Rotties and begin to breed them... they are some of the most beautiful dogs in the world!

Your welcome Sweets,
He is alot of DOG..LOL he knocked me down the other day while i was kicking around the soccer ball. God I was so mad ,,, and we had COMPANY OVER at the time. Then while i am on the ground he lays on top of me licking my face.... it was a site!!

You may not get one with its tail clipped over there :( I have looked over the websites alot. Just be sure you get certs and buy from a prominent breeder. Meet the parents if you can. Rotties temperment is so important.
btw, I love rotties toooooo! He is my angel baby :) Let me know if you do get one!!

I'm not worried about it having its tail clipped... I will definately get them from a prominant breeder, and I never get a dog that I haven't met the parents of...

as I said I will be getting them in a couple years, right now I'm in an apartment and I won't own a larger dog... they gotta have running room!

:winkwink:

People (and I) thought you were picking on her because you have been this WHOLE post (<~~forgot that word...I EDITED it). You act like it's out of charactor for you(in this post). I don't know you at all, and in real life I am pretty sure you're not such a dick, then again, who knows.

awww How could you be mad at him? He's just adorable :)

A sight I would have liked to see ;) :thumbsup

I guess we're all in trouble then....well those of us blessed with kids!

Though some may not agree (many in main stream society), but I think there is a line between selling porn and doing porn. I have sold porn but I have never done porn, I never would and I do not have any respect for those that prostitute their bodies to earn money.

WHat? you want them to do it for free? oh its prostitution for them to give you content to sell, but not wrong for you to sell it,,,Uh HUH well then, you must be one of those "do what I say, not as I do" people. Either shit or get off the pot dude.

Did I say that they should do it for free? What I said is that I personally do not have any respect for someone that prostitutes their body to earn money. Even less respect for those that prostitute their bodies to earn money and have minor children. I fully understand that some (many in main stream society) will not see a line between selling porn and doing porn.

But you are someone who makes money from someone "prostituting" their body? do you respect yourself?

That's like a crack dealer saying "I never do my own shit" no matter what you are affiliated with it...

you condem what you promote... not a good image to put forth...

I respect myself and because I do have respect for myself I have never prostituted my body. I have never felt that selling porn is a respectable business, have you?

Its legal, and a business, so whats not to respect?

May I ask you why you're in the porn business if you don't think it's a respectable business?

Who am I "prostituting." myself to ?


According to you and the dictionary we're both prostitues :)

pros·ti·tute Pronunciation Key (prst-tt, -tyt)
n.
One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.
One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.

I could make a rather long list of indictments against being in the porn business, but I won't. I am not going to change anyones thinking and I do not have the urge to do so. I have expressed my personal opinion, and I will allow for a difference of opinion.

So what you're saying here is that anyone who sells or participates in porn on this board is a prostitue and you don't respect them?

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Basically what you're saying is that you regret what you've said because you have nothing to back it up and maybe because you're in the porn biz..???

aww fuck it Pink, it aint worth it,,,
anyway who dictates what respect is anyhow,,,,
some dont respect the bar owners,
waitresses,
models,
artists,
preachers,
teachers,
the list goes on and on,,

as long as you respect your self, thats all that matters

I was, and am, fully aware of the definition of prostitution. I am not in the porn business. I was in the porn business for about six years but I sold my business and I am retired. I think that you have a web cam site, so you are prostituting yourself to anyone and everyone that views your site. It is your choice and right to do so, but I have zero respect for you, and I really feel for your minor children when they are old enough to understand the depths that their mother and father stooped to earn money. They will pay a heavy price which means in turn you will pay a heavy price.

So you think it's perfectly okay for YOU to sell their bodies to members, but it's not okay for them?

A lot of people disagree with what I do, from societies standpoint, and of course I always have a valid argument which makes people think twice.

I can honestly say, I would never make money off of other people and then knock those same people who were making me that money.

You don't think that's a just a bit wrong?