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MakeMeGrrrrowl 11-13-2002 04:34 AM

awww Escort get on ICQ I wanted to show you something!!! =)

Scootermuze 11-13-2002 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mike
Aquestion like "What does a escort do" Would belong on a porn webmaster board....Would you ask "My son is going for his 1st grade pictures tomorrow,what should he wear" ? Exactly.............Next :321GFY
Maybe 10% of the topics on this board are adult webmaster related.. and of those, most are full of smartass replies by people starved for attention...

There are parents on this board that have no problem sharing suggestions .. as with this topic..

Don't like the topic? jump to the next one..

Voodoo 11-13-2002 04:43 AM

Rub her nose in it, then with a stern voice yell "NO... BAD BABY!"....

Then put her outside and make her poop in the grass, and make her cover it up by kicking dirt over it.

It's the best way! Trust me... It works on my dogs... People are smarter than dogs... so she should pick it up quickly. Once she gets trained with pooping outside... then you can graduate her to the toilet.

vegasdude 11-13-2002 05:15 AM

voodoo my friend your one crazy mofo! :thumbsup

EscortBiz 11-13-2002 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
awww Escort get on ICQ I wanted to show you something!!! =)
OMG you have a nice ass WOW:thumbsup

PornBroker 11-13-2002 05:35 AM

wow....you ask for parenting advice on GFY?

KingK7 11-13-2002 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Rub her nose in it, then with a stern voice yell "NO... BAD BABY!"....
Then put her outside and make her poop in the grass, and make her cover it up by kicking dirt over it.
It's the best way! Trust me... It works on my dogs... People are smarter than dogs... so she should pick it up quickly. Once she gets trained with pooping outside... then you can graduate her to the toilet.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PornBroker 11-13-2002 05:46 AM

hang on I'll just go ask my wife what she does.....I mean, what WE do about it.

Va2k 11-13-2002 06:17 AM

It's prolly been said but I used duct tape Dont use it tight and when you break the tape from the roll make sure you put the flap on the back of her diapier. DONT make it tight make sure you can stick at a min of 4 fingers behind the tape. It took care of my probem when my now 3 year old would do it.


Also when they take it off usaly means they are ready to do potty trainning good luck :)

TOM

kelly 11-13-2002 06:45 AM

As you know, the same thing won't work for every kid, here's a few ideas

slightly lower the temp in her room and less blankies, if she feels slightly chilly (not cold!) she might want to stay in her pj's

blackmail - all kids love to sleep with mommy at that age "sweety if you keep everything on tonight you can go to sleep in my bed tomorrow night" you can always put her back in her own bed later in the night.

Try to get her to vocalise when she is about to do something, everytime YOU need the loo, tell her, kids love to copy.

Not all kids do well at the potty stage, she might feel more grown up with a trainer seat over the loo, this worked with my kid.

I wouldn't go with the duct tape ideas, if she gets stressed because she's trapped in a dirty or wet nappy this could lead to even more problems.

Good luck and as lousy as this stage is, remember it does pass!!

jimmyf 11-13-2002 06:55 AM

I have no ideal what you should dodo. But it's funny what the kid is doing.... Maybe take some pictures of her.... Tell her you are going to show them to Grand Dad and Grand Mom...what bad little girls do.. might work.

Rex 11-13-2002 07:03 AM

We had the same problem. Fisrt try was to use that boxing tape and tape the diaper on(not on the actual baby!) so that he couldn't get it off which worked for a while. Then he slipped it off which didn't help. The next thing we tried was to put on the pjs backwards so that they could not be taken off but somehow little houdini got out of them. Then the third thing was to actually sew the pjs zipper so that they couldn't be taken off. After about two weeks they stop trying!

bhutocracy 11-13-2002 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

And that the tree outside his window was used by another man who committed suicide as well. And conveniently enough, there is a an old rope swing rope still attached to the tree. The very rope he had used to hang himself with is now his swing. Or was his swing.

ha. that actually happened to me - about a month after moving into one of the places I rented in sydney the old guy next door informed me of the reason it came on the rental market.

HS-Trixxxia 11-13-2002 07:17 AM

Hey pink,
Our daughter is also 2 and did this a few times - it was a 3 day stint. Our problem was she was wearing a 2 piece pj without the full torso undershirt (that snaps up between the legs). Got myself some more of those along with pj's that are full body and the problem was solved.

Jakk 11-13-2002 07:30 AM

Sell her. McDonald's is ALWAYS hiring :thumbsup

FreeOnes 11-13-2002 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Funny guys but I'm being dead serious here.
My boys never did this,so I'm not too sure what to do.

http://www.grubproductions.com/evilgirl.jpg


All girls wanna be strippers, it starts early.....

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
you could try pullups.
Pull-ups won't work,she can take them right off.She's 2yrs. old and can dress and undress herself.

Thanks for trying :)

brocklanders 11-13-2002 09:24 AM

omg, a girl posts some random shit and all you desperate fucks jump in and post like there's no tomorrow....how pathetic. If she asked about menstral issues, I'm sure you would all do the same.

:1orglaugh

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeones



All girls wanna be strippers, it starts early.....

Maybe your daughter not mine :)
Sorry if this has happened to you :(

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty
A good molesting should cure the problem.
I apologize if you've been molested but my bf and I don't treat out kids in the kind of manner.

p.s hope to see you on the street on day :thumbsup

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse


perhaps. i just find that little ones who start removing their diapers are ready for toilet training. pullups are a great way to toilet train. they're also more comfortable than diapers, well at least i think they are :winkwink:

She might be ready but I really don't feel she is.
My two boys never used pull-ups.I put normal underware on them (bought many many pairs) and if they made a mess we'd clean the underware.

I feel pull-ups are the exact same as diapers and the kids know it. I think the whole point of them taking off their diaper is to be more grown up.
If you go sticking another type of "diaper" on them ,they'll realize it.

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mike
Are you kidding me ??? Why would you post this on a adult "porn" webmaster board ??? Saying "my boys never did this" Is telling me that you have had at least 3 kids at the ripe age of 23,so a kid crapping in there pants shouldnt shock you.... Its a kid!! they do strange things.. Take some time to stop posing for fuckin porn pics and deal with it :321GFY
First off "mike", I posted because I know there are parents here that might be able to give me some advice. As for "porn" board,yes this is a porn board but not everything on it is related to porn.

Secondly, yes I'm 23 with three kids.I know what little brats can be first hand buddy :thumbsup I was asking for advice,not for someone to try and degrade me because I'm young with kids.

Do you have kids"mike"? . If not I suggest you keep your mouth shut. You couldn't possible understand life with kids if you have none.

FYI I work at home which would mean I HAVE TIME TO SPEND WITH MY KIDS. So your whole "take some time to stop posing for porn pics " crap theory just went out the door.

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
She is doing it because she knows you work in porn. I would shit the bed as well if my mom was gobbling cock on camera.
Well I could understand this if I was gobbling someone elses cock on or off cam but it's just her daddys :thumbsup

vegasdude 11-13-2002 09:54 AM

pinkie baby ya got a icq request ;)

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
we have an old family story that's been passed down for generations that we like to tell the kids at that age, right before they go to bed...

it's a very touching story, about how Uncle Harley turned into this big hairy freaking monster and now lives under the bed, and likes to bite the legs off kids in the middle of the night if they get out of bed or sometimes if they even wake up....

try telling her that story a few times at bedtime...

:1orglaugh No.

Hot Tropical Babes 11-13-2002 10:00 AM

Pink,
If she can dress and undress so well, I would think it is time to introduce the potty chair :) I have two kids (16) years apart ,
My son was so easy to potty train, my daughter on the other hand was DIFFERENT LOL I would try the pullups, they do make the cheaper brands now. I would limit drinks before bed also. btw she is a cutie.

________________________________

Now for you stupid morons who have nothing but shit to say...
First of all, this is a webmaster board, we come here to discuss "pretty much anything" So get over it. (However IMO,
I would NEVER post a pic of my child. TOO many freaks read this board , obviously

For the ones who mentioned "molestation" I hope Lensman bans you. I cannot believe someone would say that. "IDIOTS"

There are many webmistresses that have children. We are able to be HOME with our babies.

Freakin Rambo's behind a computer screen....

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
and i wouldnt recommend posting pics of your kid on a porn webmaster msg board.
I know my bf said the same thing..I just had to show you guys ...sorry :)

vegasdude 11-13-2002 10:06 AM

at least +100 other GFY junkies have posted pics so whats all the fuzz about.... the evil one looks cute pinkie!

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
Okay while neither of my girls did this...this is what I would do.


Make sure to keep a onesy on her, in addition get the jammies that snap the bottom to the top. Instead of using diapers, try pull ups, they are a bit more expensive, but unless she knows how to unsnap bottoms from top, then the onesy from her crotch, THEN pull the pull-ups down....you should be safe.

Have you tried putting her diaper on her backward so the tape is in the back?

Hope this helped a lil bit!

She pulls them down not removing the tape things. She can also unsnap her pj's or clothes.

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl


I think it's amazing that she gets blasted for asking a question such as this, but the men on this board can as the most retarded questions such as "What all do escorts do" "How many ways can I fuck an escort" And don't get any grief.

Thank you sweety :)
All I wanted was some advice.I was expecting some stupid comment and such.

Maybe I'm asking to much of some ppl..???
I should just stick to "christina or britney which is hotter" kinda questions.

vegasdude 11-13-2002 10:12 AM

Quote:

I should just stick to "christina or britney which is hotter" kinda questions.
LOL!!! :1orglaugh

vegasdude 11-13-2002 10:13 AM

so pinkie who is the hottest miss dirty or Pepsi girl? :glugglug

spork 11-13-2002 10:14 AM

Well I've always thought the handy mans secret weapon worked wonders in this case.
YOu take a roll of good strong ducttape and strap that little sucker on with a few wraps.
Boom good as gold and you will need scissors to get it off
good luck

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mike
Aquestion like "What does a escort do" Would belong on a porn webmaster board....Would you ask "My son is going for his 1st grade pictures tomorrow,what should he wear" ? Exactly.............Next :321GFY
"Mike" I wasn't asking for stupid advice such as "what should my kid wear to school...". I was asking a serious question.


Next..:thumbsup

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze


Maybe 10% of the topics on this board are adult webmaster related.. and of those, most are full of smartass replies by people starved for attention...

There are parents on this board that have no problem sharing suggestions .. as with this topic..

Don't like the topic? jump to the next one..

Thank you for saying this :)

Ppl who don't want to post something to help or something just plain stupid (molesting her will do the trick) is just ignorant.

I coem here alot and I've asked other ppl for advice but it doesn't seem to work..so I figured I would ask here knowing that out of the 50 stupid replies I would have a few really giving me advice.

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Rub her nose in it, then with a stern voice yell "NO... BAD BABY!"....

Then put her outside and make her poop in the grass, and make her cover it up by kicking dirt over it.

It's the best way! Trust me... It works on my dogs... People are smarter than dogs... so she should pick it up quickly. Once she gets trained with pooping outside... then you can graduate her to the toilet.

vOODOO i'M BEING SERIOUS HERE.wHEN YOU AND YOUR GIRL HAVE KIDS AND NEED HELP WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POKE FUN AT THE SITUATION?i THINK NOT.


:1orglaugh Sorry for the caps...too lazy to re-type it again

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude
so pinkie who is the hottest miss dirty or Pepsi girl? :glugglug
Pepsi girl :)

vegasdude 11-13-2002 10:29 AM

hehe

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornBroker
wow....you ask for parenting advice on GFY?
Thats what it looks like.
I know there are some parents here,which is why I asked them.

Are you a parent?

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude
at least +100 other GFY junkies have posted pics so whats all the fuzz about.... the evil one looks cute pinkie!
Thanks vegasdude :)

I don't see the big problem with posting a pic of my kids here.Some of you guys have kids and some don't. Some of you may not want everyone to see your little ones but I don't mind.I trust (somewhat) you guys,I don't think you're going to do something stupid...so whats the issue here mike?

You're right mike this is a webmasters porn board but most of the threads are NOT PORN. If you don't have any advice or don't like my topic then why bother adding to it?
Save yourself the time and let someone else post with a more intelligent responce.

And labret does that make me a bad parent because I gobble my bf's cock at night while my kids are sleeping?
No.

UnseenWorld 11-13-2002 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
You are going to need a lit cigar, a ballpeen hammer, and duct tape.
Gee, mine involves a machete and a tub full of hydrochloric acid.

Voodoo 11-13-2002 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


vOODOO i'M BEING SERIOUS HERE.wHEN YOU AND YOUR GIRL HAVE KIDS AND NEED HELP WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POKE FUN AT THE SITUATION?i THINK NOT.


:1orglaugh Sorry for the caps...too lazy to re-type it again

LOL... I'm just playin Pinky! :)
Just threaten her with "Well, I guess you don't want to be a BIG girl. BIG girls don't take their diapers off. BIG girls get up and go potty when they need to."

That always seems to work.

cherrylula 11-13-2002 11:09 AM

http://www.baby-place.com/parentingb...arenting1.html

Do you know how to search google?

Do you realize you asking a bunch of young male porn peddlers about your two year old's poop problem? Thats pretty sad.

You actually put your babies face on here in order to get attention from the guys. Yes she is cute. But its really sad to see you using your babys image in such a way. Unbelievable.

I think popular consensus would be to see more pics of your "pink in the middle" opposed to your innocent child's face.

cherrylula 11-13-2002 11:10 AM

In fact, do you have any pics of her in a bikini or loungewear?

redshift 11-13-2002 11:11 AM

I would try a one piece PJ that zips up the front
then use a safety pin so secure the zipper so that she cant take the pj's off



also could she be getting too hot while sleeping?

Hot Tropical Babes 11-13-2002 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
http://www.baby-place.com/parentingb...arenting1.html

Do you know how to search google?

Do you realize you asking a bunch of young male porn peddlers about your two year old's poop problem? Thats pretty sad.

You actually put your babies face on here in order to get attention from the guys. Yes she is cute. But its really sad to see you using your babys image in such a way. Unbelievable.

I think popular consensus would be to see more pics of your "pink in the middle" opposed to your innocent child's face.

"Male Porn Peddlers"? what am I? chopped liver?
I think you need to look at the bigger picture.

Give her a break, she's a 23 year old mom with three kids.
Pull your claws back in, it isnt pretty.

cherrylula 11-13-2002 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes


"Male Porn Peddlers"? what am I? chopped liver?
I think you need to look at the bigger picture.

Give her a break, she's a 23 year old mom with three kids.
Pull your claws back in, it isnt pretty.

I was speaking of the majority.

Honestly, is asking advice about your 2 year old's diaper problems HERE a good idea?

This is GFY, thats why I don't have to give her a break.

http://www.skymouse-productions.com/...?ubb=forum&f=2

Its a sick fucking world. All we can do is save the children. Respect the children.

pink_in_the_middle 11-13-2002 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
http://www.baby-place.com/parentingb...arenting1.html

Do you know how to search google?

Do you realize you asking a bunch of young male porn peddlers about your two year old's poop problem? Thats pretty sad.

You actually put your babies face on here in order to get attention from the guys. Yes she is cute. But its really sad to see you using your babys image in such a way. Unbelievable.

I think popular consensus would be to see more pics of your "pink in the middle" opposed to your innocent child's face.

I was asking for ppl's advice through their lives and experience.Whether the ppl here are peddlin' porn or scripting code I believe they are all ppl with families,children,brothers,mothers and fathers.

I asked here because it is a group of my peers and I value this boards opinions and experiences whether it is how to suck a cock the right way or how to keep my 2 yr. old from shitting all over my house.

Cherry I don't know what your prob with me is but fuck off. I'm tired of your stupid comments,sounds a bit like jealousy.

cherrylula 11-13-2002 11:21 AM

"Hi,
I wish I could wear all the time. I don't for work though or go out extremely thickly diapered where I might run into my customers or work contacts. But at home or weekeknds I am always diapered. I love being diapered and also being an adult toddler. Never have been into being a little baby though I like role play as a four to six year girl. silly since I am male but lots of us do that. I want to say hi to everyone and would love to chat. I'm also into accidents for those panty and pants wetting fans and like having them myself.
My favotite diaper was Attends but they are getting harder to find. Strangely I found a small Pharmacy here in the coutry which handles TENA diapers. I was pleasantly surprised. I have never seen them any where else here in the states but this small drug store has them.
I alos wear cloth diapers and buy Comco plastic pants. They are the best and most inexpensive I've ever found.
Hugs too all,
A wet sissy girl,
Debbie Sue"

cherrylula 11-13-2002 11:23 AM

Yes, I wish I was 23 with three kids. Time to wake up the sperminator and get to work.


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