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12-31-2008, 05:35 PM
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First joke of 2009....
the compadre Pedro raises its arm with a tequila Cuervo on hand and makes a New Year's Eve toast with his good compadre Jose...
" How were your sales in 2008 compadre Jose?", the old Pedro asks. "Oh many, many... As a matter of fact I had lots of sales", Jose responds with a *hic* "Oh really?... "Yea... I sold my house, my boat, my car..."  |
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12-31-2008, 05:43 PM
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Pay It Forward
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well ok then hahahhahaha
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12-31-2008, 09:06 PM
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Wow, maybe next time.
But I don't have anything better to offer so...
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12-31-2008, 09:08 PM
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very funny lol
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12-31-2008, 09:46 PM
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not funny, in fact, it sucks fucking BAD
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12-31-2008, 09:47 PM
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12-31-2008, 09:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Probably the last joke of 2008 for me.
 Someone please save this year for me and tell a good one. I have three hours. |
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12-31-2008, 10:03 PM
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$100,000
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that was actually a good one.
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12-31-2008, 10:15 PM
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again." |
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12-31-2008, 10:21 PM
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LOL
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12-31-2008, 10:24 PM
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12-31-2008, 10:25 PM
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Why does everyone on GFY always have to "put their two cents in"
 ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts". Where's that extra penny going to? |
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12-31-2008, 10:26 PM
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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12-31-2008, 11:08 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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12-31-2008, 11:13 PM
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that actually wasn't actually that bad, heh
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01-01-2009, 02:13 AM
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where's the joke?
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