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Old 12-31-2008, 12:10 PM   #1
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Internet Porn in 1994

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/153...rnet-Pr0n-1994

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Old 12-31-2008, 12:11 PM   #2
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:16 PM   #3
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"Enough with the dude."
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:17 PM   #4
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A much better video - http://www.kontraband.com/pics/15240/Hypno-Bewb-Slide/
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:18 PM   #5
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That was funny. LOL NO NOT THE DUDE!
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:03 PM   #6
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Nice, but surfing porn in 94 with a dial up modem was a bit different in reality.

Movies were left to download the night before and the modem was set to shut off automatically when they were done. It wouldn't have made sense to stream video by 56k modem!

Active porn surfing in '94 was more about waiting for the nude photo to download...

THIS is how is really went:

Image placeholder box
(unzips pants and gets comfortable)
Hair...
(preparatory penis stroking)
Face...
(Stroking the entire shaft)
Neck...
(Building up a bit more speed)
Tits...
(feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
Stomach......
(really fapping hard now...)
Penis...
(Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

(looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

Next image.
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:18 PM   #7
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Funny stuff. I hope I never hear those dial up sounds again.
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:27 PM   #8
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:27 PM   #9
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Nice, but surfing porn in 94 with a dial up modem was a bit different in reality.

Movies were left to download the night before and the modem was set to shut off automatically when they were done. It wouldn't have made sense to stream video by 56k modem!

Active porn surfing in '94 was more about waiting for the nude photo to download...

THIS is how is really went:

Image placeholder box
(unzips pants and gets comfortable)
Hair...
(preparatory penis stroking)
Face...
(Stroking the entire shaft)
Neck...
(Building up a bit more speed)
Tits...
(feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
Stomach......
(really fapping hard now...)
Penis...
(Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

(looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

Next image.
Quoted for truth. j/k
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:30 PM   #10
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:15 PM   #11
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Funny stuff. I hope I never hear those dial up sounds again.
I love those fucking sounds. They remind me of a simpler (all be it painfully fucking slow) time of my Internet life.
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:42 PM   #12
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Nice, but surfing porn in 94 with a dial up modem was a bit different in reality.

Movies were left to download the night before and the modem was set to shut off automatically when they were done. It wouldn't have made sense to stream video by 56k modem!

Active porn surfing in '94 was more about waiting for the nude photo to download...

THIS is how is really went:

Image placeholder box
(unzips pants and gets comfortable)
Hair...
(preparatory penis stroking)
Face...
(Stroking the entire shaft)
Neck...
(Building up a bit more speed)
Tits...
(feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
Stomach......
(really fapping hard now...)
Penis...
(Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

(looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

Next image.
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:44 PM   #13
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:58 PM   #14
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Old 12-31-2008, 03:42 PM   #15
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Old 12-31-2008, 03:55 PM   #16
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Old 12-31-2008, 03:59 PM   #17
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nailed it

that video on kontraband is ridiculous to label as 1994
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nailed it

that video on kontraband is ridiculous to label as 1994

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Old 12-31-2008, 04:12 PM   #19
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Those modem sounds sure bring me back...
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Old 01-01-2009, 04:37 PM   #21
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THIS is how is really went:

Image placeholder box
(unzips pants and gets comfortable)
Hair...
(preparatory penis stroking)
Face...
(Stroking the entire shaft)
Neck...
(Building up a bit more speed)
Tits...
(feeling those initial surges of pre-orgasm)
Stomach......
(really fapping hard now...)
Penis...
(Jumps up in shock, cumming all over the keyboard and monitor in the process)

OH FUCK...I just came to a tranny!

(looks around, right clicks and saves to hard drive...)

Next image.
Awesome.
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Old 01-01-2009, 05:16 PM   #22
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pure perfection! historically accurate! I give it 2 small dicks up ...
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That keyboard was a little too modern for 1994
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