Booty Call Check list

[sortie]

New babe this time so I better check the list.

1. Liter bottle of booze and mix.....check!
2. Introductory sized bag of herbal supplement.....check!
3. Trojan-enz light blue box(never pull from super size box with new girl)....check!
4. Toliet seat down and inspected....check!
5. Clean bed sheet........ok half check!
6. Incense burning.....check!
7. ICQ closed....check!
8. Full ice trays.....check!
9. A big Fuck You to all my haters....check!

To do :
10. Log off this password protected account and logon to guest acccount.....
11. Drive over and pick her up.....

And for number 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copy my dogfart webmaster password to all their sites to my guest account just in case she likes porn.


See sig.....I've promoted it for 10 years and there's a damn good reason for that.

Later.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Good luck!!!

ADG

[brassmonkey]

dont forget to beat off the first load helps keep it solid

[Spunky]

12.Strap on dildo

[sortie]

Yep, that was a good one despite some low scores in certain areas.

I'll hit it again for sure.

Nice size naturals up front with reasonable rear cushion.

[brassmonkey]

well u had some wine so im guessing it raised the score

[BusterBunny]

Originally Posted by sortie

Yep, that was a good one despite some low scores in certain areas.

I'll hit it again for sure.

Nice size naturals up front with reasonable rear cushion.

how big was her cock?

[sortie]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

how big was her cock?

Even though I actually never saw her cock, it was bigger than yours.

[BusterBunny]

Originally Posted by sortie

Even though I actually never saw her cock, it was bigger than yours.

k you didn't see it and my weiner is small....did it stretch your ass when she slipped it in, did it poke you in the liver, and when she was on the outstroke were her arms fully extended or still slightly bent...this will help triangulate the size

[sortie]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

k you didn't see it and my weiner is small....did it stretch your ass when she slipped it in, did it poke you in the liver, and when she was on the outstroke were her arms fully extended or still slightly bent...this will help triangulate the size

[Violetta]

we need pics!

[sortie]

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

we need pics!

No you don't.

It was good for me but, lets not get carried away that you wouldn't puke with pics.



Just keeping it real.

[sortie]

So.........

Drunk now off the left over booze.

Posing in the mirror like an idiot.

Listening to some 10 yr old music.

Stuffing face with some bullshit I cooked.

Evidently booty calls is all I can do, so fuck it.

I felt good for a few hours so fuck it. That's better than nothing.

Back to normal now........until wednesday. She's off work again...we'll see.

Until then....fuck it.

[gornyhuy]

So was she into dogfart or not?

[sortie]

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

So was she into dogfart or not?

We never got to porn.

We did Chapple on regular TV then did some shit on hulu.com until we started fucking.

In the morning she was on yahoo mail with 8000 emails (no shit 8000).

I told her about spam filters and that seemed to fly way over her head.

Serious space case bro.

The low was she was blowing me and complained that it was taking too long for me
to cum. Yeah, that's my fault.............not!!!!!!!

But this shit is like standard now in the USA. chicks grow up expecting easy delivery
of everything and the way they deal with it is by delivering nothing themselves.

So I should write her off as totaly useless based on that but of course I won't.
I like dealing with sad useless shit just like the rest of you.

Ahhh, ignore this shit.... it's just PBCDS (Post Booty Call Depression Syndrome)

[sortie]

OK, it's wednesday.

After all that stuff I said, should I cancel the booty call or suffer thru it again just
for sex.

I could probably just go out tonight and get lucky anyway.
This has to be the luckiest night of the year? hehehe.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Spunky

12.Strap on dildo

[sortie]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

That's not nice.

[sortie]

Ok, booty call just rang and of course I caved in after talking shit like I wasn't going to.

It'll be alright because once you see the naked ass everything works out.

[tony286]

thats too funny.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

You go, stud!

ADG

[sortie]

I'm still thinking about bailing though.

Shit!!!!!!!

Fuck it, I got enough stuff here to make 10 people drunk.
I'll just get fucked up and then nothing matters.

[AaliyahLove]

Originally Posted by sortie

I'm still thinking about bailing though.

Shit!!!!!!!

Fuck it, I got enough stuff here to make 10 people drunk.
I'll just get fucked up and then nothing matters.

you sound like a very sad lonely person.

[sortie]

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

you sound like a very sad lonely person.

Wow, how did you figure that out?

Don't happy married people also make booty calls that they'd sometimes
rather eat pickled road kill than go thru with?

[sortie]

OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!


The fact that I'm back on the board should be a clear indication that everything
just fucked up!!!



Oh man, but this is not really funny at all!!!

This lady lives with her sister and they just had a fight.
She used her sister's car to go get a drink and a taco and it took two
hours and boy that must have been way too much.

She sounds scared.
I was susposed to go pick her up but not now.
She said she might call later but I seriously doubt it.

Her sister obviously has become the mom due to the sister owning the car
and the house.

So her sister is older/single and has no plans whatsoever tonight but she goes off
hardcore on her yonger sis.

Gee, I wonder what really sparked all the anger. </sarcasm>

[d-null]

sounds too nutty to deal with.......

but typical

[sortie]

Originally Posted by d-null

sounds too nutty to deal with.......

but typical

Yeah man. Nutty is the word.

But the reality is just like WTF!!!

That sucks to be her right now.
I mean, she called me and I was not even wanting to see her really but I never
let on because, hey, give it a try ya know!!

Then after she eats her taco and goes home to take the car back her sister
explodes and she's afraid to leave.

Maybe she got threaten with being kicked out of the house.

[sortie]

She wasn't getting out much for sure because the way we met was I was having
a drink at the bar and she was eating at the other end of the bar which is about
maybe 30 feet.

As soon as a chair opened up next to me she grabbed her food and ran to
the end of the bar and sat next to me and introduced her self.

Hey, I'd like to think that I'm so studly that I have that effect BUTTTTTT!!!!!!!

She ran to the first guy that looked sane and doesn't live in that fucking dive.

[AaliyahLove]

Originally Posted by sortie

Wow, how did you figure that out?

Don't happy married people also make booty calls that they'd sometimes
rather eat pickled road kill than go thru with?

I don't know, I've never been married. But if they are HAPPILY married than I'd assume no, why would they be making booty calls to some what it sounds like white trash drama queens, then posting it on a message board to show everyone else how sad and pathetic they are? I hope you find happiness and true love in 2009 sortie cause it sounds like you need it!

[Wagerboy]

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

I don't know, I've never been married. But if they are HAPPILY married than I'd assume no, why would they be making booty calls to some what it sounds like white trash drama queens, then posting it on a message board to show everyone else how sad and pathetic they are? I hope you find happiness and true love in 2009 sortie cause it sounds like you need it!

ouch but agreed

[sortie]

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

I don't know, I've never been married. But if they are HAPPILY married than I'd assume no, why would they be making booty calls to some what it sounds like white trash drama queens, then posting it on a message board to show everyone else how sad and pathetic they are? I hope you find happiness and true love in 2009 sortie cause it sounds like you need it!

I find it hilarious.


Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunkin' stooper
I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

You know Moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers til they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

(rap)
I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentary
See me on T.V.
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've done something about my anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a shit nova

And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

la..la..la..la...la la la....

[JamesK]

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

I don't know, I've never been married. But if they are HAPPILY married than I'd assume no, why would they be making booty calls to some what it sounds like white trash drama queens, then posting it on a message board to show everyone else how sad and pathetic they are? I hope you find happiness and true love in 2009 sortie cause it sounds like you need it!