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Easton · 11-12-2002, 03:39 PM

i have been asking around to find a maid to come and clean my apartment every two weeks, but have had NO SUCCESS at all... wtf? anyone of my friends who has a maid does not live downtown and so their woman will not venture down here... god dammit! it's really starting to annoy me...

so my place hasn't been dusted properly since i went to Miami Internext in mid-august... i do however clean my bathroom every week and do laundry, but is it right that a stunt cock should have to stoop to such a level?

do you guys have maids? where did you find yours?

Jer · 11-12-2002, 03:45 PM

Here in Brazil you can have a 5 days / week maid for $200 per month.

dickblast · 11-12-2002, 03:47 PM

yellow pages

Easton · 11-12-2002, 03:48 PM

damn, i gotta get my ass down there...

so it's only like $10/day? jeezus... that's sweet.

vasten · 11-12-2002, 03:49 PM

Man, go put out an add, get an extra room ready, and let some punk scene girl who loves to drink and fuck live in your place for free rent if she cleans

daddynastee · 11-12-2002, 03:55 PM

We tried having someone come once every two weeks, and it wasn't enough...so we changed it to once a week, and that was choice! We found ours by asking around and finally found some friends who recommended someone. That's the only way to go (unless you move to Mexico) -- I wouldn't trust someone coming from a 'maid service' type of biz.

Now that we've moved we've got to find someone again, so I'm going to put a post up on the bulletin board at our local coffee/esspresso hang out, and then ask for references, etc.

The point being, though: after having had someone come in and clean (and we paid good, at $20 an hour), I won't go back to trying to run my biz AND keep the fucking house in order (plus it's cut down on fights between me and my boyfriend by about 80%, cause that's what we usually clashed about -- the dirty house). So, go for it!

Jer · 11-12-2002, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
damn, i gotta get my ass down there...

so it's only like $10/day? jeezus... that's sweet.

Well, I'm talking about a full month maid.

For a single day maid is about $20/day.

lagwagon · 11-12-2002, 03:58 PM

www.nudemaids.com

Jer · 11-12-2002, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Jer

Well, I'm talking about a full month maid.

For a single day maid is about $20/day.

My grandmother's laid clean our office. We pay her $15.

Suppa · 11-12-2002, 04:00 PM

I have a maid

she makes me breakfast, cooks for me, wahses my clothes...etc
is the best thing :P

Undutchable · 11-12-2002, 04:06 PM

I saw a documentary a while back about western folks living in Hong Kong or something in that area... They weren't even all that rich but because there were so much poor people around, they got to hire maids real cheap and they got to fuck them too.

I saw this one guy, he had the maid walking around naked all the time.

Good shit

Jer · 11-12-2002, 04:07 PM

All this talk about maids.... I want some milkmaid!

ColKurtz · 11-12-2002, 04:35 PM

heres an idea, spend two hours and do it your fucking self.

EscortBiz · 11-12-2002, 04:48 PM

put an ad in the paper thats how i get mine

LBBV · 11-12-2002, 04:51 PM

Ask around..

We found ours through a friend. She comes in every 2 weeks and only cleans our main floor. As far as I am concerned, my kids can keep their own rooms upstairs clean, and I don't want the maid in my basement, where my offices and home theater are...

eru · 11-12-2002, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable
I saw a documentary a while back about western folks living in Hong Kong or something in that area... They weren't even all that rich but because there were so much poor people around, they got to hire maids real cheap and they got to fuck them too.

I saw this one guy, he had the maid walking around naked all the time. Good shit

I think I'm gunna pull a K-man.

Easton · 11-12-2002, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by vasten
Man, go put out an add, get an extra room ready, and let some punk scene girl who loves to drink and fuck live in your place for free rent if she cleans

that's a great idea dude... only problem is my apartment is only 750 sq.ft, not enough room for two, especially since i work from here most of the time when i'm not at our studios...

Easton · 11-12-2002, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by ColKurtz
heres an idea, spend two hours and do it your fucking self.

are you nuts?

Easton · 11-12-2002, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
put an ad in the paper thats how i get mine

LOL... your girls or your maids?

i think references are the only way to go...

Manny The Freak · 11-12-2002, 05:24 PM

Damn Easton you not only get freebees when it comes to sex, but you also want a maid what is up with you .You want to fuck anything that moves. Damn I m pissed off. Leave some for us.

Undutchable · 11-12-2002, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by eru

I think I'm gunna pull a K-man.

And what might that mean?

Easton · 11-12-2002, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
Damn Easton you not only get freebees when it comes to sex, but you also want a maid what is up with you .You want to fuck anything that moves. Damn I m pissed off. Leave some for us.

hehehehe... well the sex is free, yeah, but the maid i'm willing to pay for... so i don't get your point...

you wanna find me a girl to come and clean here twice a month?

Manny The Freak · 11-12-2002, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

hehehehe... well the sex is free, yeah, but the maid i'm willing to pay for... so i don't get your point...

you wanna find me a girl to come and clean here twice a month?

It is another thing to pay a girl to be your maid and another to be your fuck doll.My point is will you pay the poor girl to clean your pipes or to clean the house.

Easton · 11-12-2002, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
It is another thing to pay a girl to be your maid and another to be your fuck doll.My point is will you pay the poor girl to clean your pipes or to clean the house.

i am willing to pay a girl to clean my apartment... no bullshit.

if she wants to make extra cash for other servcies, that's cool, but it's not required...

you have a girl in mind for me?

Manny The Freak · 11-12-2002, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

i am willing to pay a girl to clean my apartment... no bullshit.

if she wants to make extra cash for other servcies, that's cool, but it's not required...

you have a girl in mind for me?

M,aybe, but she is black.

Easton · 11-12-2002, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
M,aybe, but she is black.

um, nevermind...

you know how to push my buttons eh?

Manny The Freak · 11-12-2002, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

um, nevermind...

you know how to push my buttons eh?

She is a stripper very sexxxy but I tell you her race because she has a very protective boyfriend. I would do her.

Easton · 11-12-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
I would do her.

i wouldn't... thanks all the same dude.

NetRodent · 11-12-2002, 06:22 PM

I never thought we'd need a maid until I got one. Now I have no idea how we ever did without. We have two Costa Ricans who come 3 times a week and life is good.

We found ours through the wife of a co-worker. She's from Costa Rica as well and has connections at their consulate here in Montreal. If you want I can make some inquiries for you.

Easton · 11-12-2002, 06:38 PM

NetRodent, thanks for the offer... someone hit me up on ICQ from montreal and he's inquiring for me... should that fall through, i may take you up on it...

cheers!

Pharoh · 11-12-2002, 08:55 PM

I haven't cleaned my house, done my laundry, or anything like that for about two years...

I like to cook occationally, but usually I don't even cook my own meals...

Dugmor · 11-12-2002, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Jer
Here in Brazil you can have a 5 days / week maid for $200 per month.

Do you have any pictures of a girl that would want to come for a few month Jer ?

Easton . .....lets chip in for a plane ticket and her weekly pay. She can clean a few hours st my office on St. Denis
She can clean your place a few hours a day and when we get sick of her we can leave her over at St. Laurent !
She can clean up our condoms !

I am serious . Lets do it !

HeadPimp · 11-12-2002, 09:12 PM

We have a slave girl that we make do our dirty work. In fact she is at the store right now buying some things we needed to finish dinner. The fact that we sent her to the store with a venus butterfly vibrator in place isn't evil of us is it?

eru · 11-12-2002, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable

And what might that mean?

Move to the poontang capital of the world and get hooker pussy 24/7

EscortBiz · 11-12-2002, 09:19 PM

Bobo · 11-12-2002, 09:25 PM

Easton, you suck.

It's easier for you to arrange bukkake parties than it is to find good maid service, lol. That's the life.

HPsWebHo · 11-12-2002, 10:06 PM

Back from the store and saw the posts glancing over HP's shoulder. Just get a slave we do it all......and ll we ask for is a little attention and affection in return once in a while....

smileygirls · 11-12-2002, 10:24 PM

I have a live-in maid. She does the cooking, laundry, cleaning, and even washes my jeep.

She costs about $250 bucks a month and works 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Monday through Saturday.

I give her Sundays. I am not that cold hearted.

Just the way shit is where I live, so it works out.

She gets to go on vacation with us, eats and sleeps better than her own place, and we buy her clothes, and even pay her night school. So she is probably alot better off, than if she worked in a smutty ass factory.

I would suggest you place an ad in the paper, and up the price or find one of those cleaning places or even a job placement office.

My 4 cents.

Easton · 11-12-2002, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor

Do you have any pictures of a girl that would want to come for a few month Jer ?

Easton . .....lets chip in for a plane ticket and her weekly pay. She can clean a few hours st my office on St. Denis
She can clean your place a few hours a day and when we get sick of her we can leave her over at St. Laurent !
She can clean up our condoms !

I am serious . Lets do it !

dude i'm down for that! FULL MONEY...

or we could always buy one of those eastern european girls we keep hearing about... LOL

Easton · 11-12-2002, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by Bobo
Easton, you suck.

It's easier for you to arrange bukkake parties than it is to find good maid service, lol. That's the life.

ROTFLMAO... hahaha, it's so true... never thought of it like that...

i better make sure we have the bukkake parties the day BEFORE the maid shows up... LOL

ps: i'm still looking for that maid!

Easton · 11-12-2002, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by smileygirls
I have a live-in maid. She does the cooking, laundry, cleaning, and even washes my jeep.

She costs about $250 bucks a month and works 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Monday through Saturday. I give her Sundays. I am not that cold hearted.

Just the way shit is where I live, so it works out.

She gets to go on vacation with us, eats and sleeps better than her own place, and we buy her clothes, and even pay her night school. So she is probably alot better off, than if she worked in a smutty ass factory.

I would suggest you place an ad in the paper, and up the price or find one of those cleaning places or even a job placement office.

My 4 cents.

dude that's fuckin awesome, but where the hell do you live to pull that off?

smileygirls · 11-12-2002, 11:08 PM

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dude that's fuckin awesome, but where the hell do you live to pull that off?

MEXICO.

Catalinas · 11-13-2002, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by smileygirls
I have a live-in maid. She does the cooking, laundry, cleaning, and even washes my jeep.

She costs about $250 bucks a month and works 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. Monday through Saturday. I give her Sundays. I am not that cold hearted.

Just the way shit is where I live, so it works out.

She gets to go on vacation with us, eats and sleeps better than her own place, and we buy her clothes, and even pay her night school. So she is probably alot better off, than if she worked in a smutty ass factory.

I would suggest you place an ad in the paper, and up the price or find one of those cleaning places or even a job placement office.

My 4 cents.

That's what I want.... I'm moving to Mexico ; )

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Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	I need a maid... i have been asking around to find a maid to come and clean my apartment every two weeks, but have had NO SUCCESS at all... wtf? anyone of my friends who has a maid does not live downtown and so their woman will not venture down here... god dammit! it's really starting to annoy me... so my place hasn't been dusted properly since i went to Miami Internext in mid-august... i do however clean my bathroom every week and do laundry, but is it right that a stunt cock should have to stoop to such a level? do you guys have maids? where did you find yours? __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

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Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	damn, i gotta get my ass down there... so it's only like $10/day? jeezus... that's sweet. __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

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daddynastee Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 310	We tried having someone come once every two weeks, and it wasn't enough...so we changed it to once a week, and that was choice! We found ours by asking around and finally found some friends who recommended someone. That's the only way to go (unless you move to Mexico) -- I wouldn't trust someone coming from a 'maid service' type of biz. Now that we've moved we've got to find someone again, so I'm going to put a post up on the bulletin board at our local coffee/esspresso hang out, and then ask for references, etc. The point being, though: after having had someone come in and clean (and we paid good, at $20 an hour), I won't go back to trying to run my biz AND keep the fucking house in order (plus it's cut down on fights between me and my boyfriend by about 80%, cause that's what we usually clashed about -- the dirty house). So, go for it!

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Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	I saw a documentary a while back about western folks living in Hong Kong or something in that area... They weren't even all that rich but because there were so much poor people around, they got to hire maids real cheap and they got to fuck them too. I saw this one guy, he had the maid walking around naked all the time. Good shit

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Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	NetRodent, thanks for the offer... someone hit me up on ICQ from montreal and he's inquiring for me... should that fall through, i may take you up on it... cheers! __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

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