Is it legal to kill someone's cat if it comes on my property? - GoFuckYourself.com

Phil · 12-28-2008, 07:46 PM

I have this cat that comes every fucking night and digs thru my trash making complete mess outside. I finaly caught that bustard and was going to shoot him with my beebee gun but then changed my mind. Its a hose cat and has a tag, but runs around all night long.
Would it be legal to kill that sob next time he comes around?

d-null · 12-28-2008, 07:48 PM

not sure of the legality of it, but it would be quite murderous of you

Phil · 12-28-2008, 07:50 PM

Try picking up trash all over place at 7 am twice a week.

detoxed · 12-28-2008, 07:51 PM

No of course its not legal you can be charged with animal cruelty and theft, many things.

Phil · 12-28-2008, 07:53 PM

what if I put "no trespassing" sign?

Peaches · 12-28-2008, 07:53 PM

Very few places have leash laws for cats, but if your municipality has them, call animal control. Don't shoot it - it's not doing anything wrong. Shoot the neighbors ;)

They sell trash cans that are pretty hard to get into.

WiredGuy · 12-28-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

what if I put "no trespassing" sign?

Because a cat will understand that and back off?
WG

TheLegacy · 12-28-2008, 07:55 PM

Some cats just go bad - let the state deal with it and set it up for life

Babaganoosh · 12-28-2008, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

They sell trash cans that are pretty hard to get into.

We have a winner.

NextBigTube · 12-28-2008, 07:58 PM

There's an old saying that if you kill a cat, no more pussy

Ok, I made that up

d-null · 12-28-2008, 07:59 PM

Helix · 12-28-2008, 07:59 PM

ever think of putting your trash in a trash can with a lid?

digifan · 12-28-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Because a cat will understand that and back off?
WG

bushwacker · 12-28-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

I have this cat that comes every fucking night and digs thru my trash making complete mess outside. I finaly caught that bustard and was going to shoot him with my beebee gun but then changed my mind. Its a hose cat and has a tag, but runs around all night long.
Would it be legal to kill that sob next time he comes around?

Get a new fucking trash can?

leek · 12-28-2008, 08:02 PM

The internets loves cats.

Enjoy your cat OP.

CheeseHead Nacho Burger · 12-28-2008, 08:03 PM

Cat killers are scumbags. Humans have a higher mental capacity than cats... well, at least most of us do. If you can't keep a cat out of your trash perhaps you're thinking of killing the wrong member of your little duet?

dav3 · 12-28-2008, 08:05 PM

Find out where the cat lives and talk to the owner. If the owner claims that it's not their cat making the mess, then tell them you will put a bunch of rat poison in your trash and not to be pissed if their cat finds it and dies.

Jim_Gunn · 12-28-2008, 08:06 PM

Be a good guy and buy a trash can lid or a new trash can. Don't kill someone's pet, or even a stray cat.

Phil · 12-28-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Helix

ever think of putting your trash in a trash can with a lid?

It has a lid. he pushes it off somehow and then digs thru plastic bags.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 12-28-2008, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

It has a lid. he pushes it off somehow and then digs thru plastic bags.

Put the can in the garage, or get some bungee cords to hold the lid on.

Or you can just admit that the cat is smarter than you are and your only solution is to resort to violence.

beerptrol · 12-28-2008, 08:13 PM

If u kill it make sure to pose it funny, take a pic, and photoshop something funny on the pic and send it to "lolz cat". Then all will be forgiven!

j/k... get a better trash can and dont kill the cat

Spunky · 12-28-2008, 08:16 PM

Put a big rock or weight on the lid

Machete_ · 12-28-2008, 08:24 PM

Please dont try and kill it with a beebee gun. Use a shutgun or break its neck, but a beebee gun will only hurt it really bad.

Cats run around because its their nature. It returns to your trashcan because it have learned that there is something good in there. You cant really blame it.

SuzzyQ · 12-28-2008, 08:39 PM

Killing the cat is a guaranteed way to have the whole neighborhood turn against you

Blingbaby · 12-28-2008, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

Try picking up trash all over place at 7 am twice a week.

Why don't you try a fucking trash can you trailer trash cat killer? I can almost see your house, bags all over the place, cats are small creatures, you must be a real filthpig for it to be able to dig through your crap..

Phil · 12-28-2008, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Put the can in the garage, or get some bungee cords to hold the lid on.

Or you can just admit that the cat is smarter than you are and your only solution is to resort to violence.

why don't I just keep my trash in my living room so some fucking cat can run around freely?

Phil · 12-28-2008, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby

Why don't you try a fucking trash can you trailer trash cat killer? I can almost see your house, bags all over the place, cats are small creatures, you must be a real filthpig for it to be able to dig through your crap..

go fuck a cat pissant. Its gated comunity and no you can't see it from your mobile home.

SomeCreep · 12-28-2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

I have this cat that comes every fucking night and digs thru my trash making complete mess outside. I finaly caught that bustard and was going to shoot him with my beebee gun but then changed my mind. Its a hose cat and has a tag, but runs around all night long.
Would it be legal to kill that sob next time he comes around?

Kill, no.

However, it is legal to contact animal control and have them lend you a cage so that you can capture the cat. Once you capture him, call animal control and they will take him away. It will then be the owners responsibility to go to the animal shelter and claim his or her cat within 2 - 4 weeks or they will put the cat to sleep.

Blingbaby · 12-28-2008, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

go fuck a cat pissant.

Just admit that you phail and a cat's got the best of you. Now grow up and do something constructive instead on picking on creatures smaller than you.. Murderer!

brassmonkey · 12-28-2008, 08:46 PM

drown it in a trash can bag it and throw it away just kidding tell the owner strike 1

Phil · 12-28-2008, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby

Just admit that you phail and a cat's got the best of you. Now grow up and do something constructive instead on picking on creatures smaller than you.. Murderer!

I said go fuck a cat.. and fuck off. or give me your address and I'll send you this one for free. But don't forger to ask your mom first if it Ok for you to have a pet in the house.

moeloubani · 12-28-2008, 08:53 PM

put poisoned food in your trash

cat eating your trash = not your fault

poison in trash = good place for poison to be

therefore

cat = dead
you = winner

bdld · 12-28-2008, 08:55 PM

haha outsmarted by a cat.

NextBigTube · 12-28-2008, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani

put poisoned food in your trash

cat eating your trash = not your fault

poison in trash = good place for poison to be

therefore

cat = dead
you = winner

only if it does not die on your property though

Peaches · 12-28-2008, 08:58 PM

Seriously, Rubbermaid sells a can at Lowes/Home Depot with handles that come up and lock the lid. It's around $20 IIRC. Even keeps the raccoons out of mine. Bears.......not so much. If it figures out how to pop the lids get a chain and put it through the handles once they are over the lid. It's not rocket surgery ;)

Spunky · 12-28-2008, 09:01 PM

I thought it was too cold for cats in Russia?

BSleazy · 12-28-2008, 09:02 PM

No cat could ever open a Granger or Waste Management trash dumpster or whatever you call it that everyone has where I'm from.

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Seriously, Rubbermaid sells a can at Lowes/Home Depot with handles that come up and lock the lid. It's around $20 IIRC. Even keeps the raccoons out of mine. Bears.......not so much. If it figures out how to pop the lids get a chain and put it through the handles once they are over the lid. It's not rocket surgery ;)

god damn, if it was that easy I would have chained the fucking thing and TNT on the lock so it would detonate if a cat touches it. The CITY provides trash bins to everyone. You HAVE to have their trash bin with city logo on it and blah blah.

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I thought it was too cold for cats in Russia?

I don't know ask someone who lives there. Don't think its any colder than frozen mexico where you live ;)

Peaches · 12-28-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

god damn, if it was that easy I would have chained the fucking thing and TNT on the lock so it would detonate if a cat touches it. The CITY provides trash bins to everyone. You HAVE to have their trash bin with city logo on it and blah blah.

Then break down and do what I do in the summer when the bears are out - I put the trash on my back screened in porch and take it to the dumpster once a day or so.

Are all your other neighbor's getting hit? If not, then they are doing something you're not doing - find out what it is. If they are then all get together and talk to the cat's owner. Again, it's NOT THE CAT'S FAULT.

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

put poisoned food in your trash

cat eating your trash = not your fault

poison in trash = good place for poison to be

therefore

cat = dead
you = winner

Bingo. Im going to do that. Some fish with poison on it.

WiredGuy · 12-28-2008, 09:09 PM

Remember to put the poison on the food you throw away, and not the food you eat. Based on the thread, you might mix them up...
WG

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Then break down and do what I do in the summer when the bears are out - I put the trash on my back screened in porch and take it to the dumpster once a day or so.

Are all your other neighbor's getting hit? If not, then they are doing something you're not doing - find out what it is. If they are then all get together and talk to the cat's owner. Again, it's NOT THE CAT'S FAULT.

everybody. This week trash guys didn't come at all so after Christmas I have 10 bags of trash out there.

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Remember to put the poison on the food you throw away, and not the food you eat. Based on the thread, you might mix them up...
WG

since you're so cool and look so hungry I might need your help identifying, smartass.

CheeseHead Nacho Burger · 12-28-2008, 09:20 PM

You're still an ignorant, trashy piece of shit who has contemplated killing a cat instead of using the brain (perhaps lack thereof?) between your ears to outsmart a CAT. Your mother must be proud of the rocket scientist her loins birthed.

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:21 PM

Just googled it. Antifreeze.

http://www.cfainc.org/articles/antifreeze.html

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:23 PM

For every brickheaded dumbass that have internet connection and has decided to hang out on gfy.com tonight.. This a fucking joke! I'm not going to kill that fucking cat. I have pets myself, but they don't get to run around and eat trash.. So many stupid motherfuckers here.. Jesus Christ...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-28-2008, 09:24 PM

If you can set it up so it looks like the cat shot at you first, you can claim self-defense.

ADG

Phil · 12-28-2008, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CheeseHead Nacho Burger

You're still an ignorant, trashy piece of shit who has contemplated killing a cat instead of using the brain (perhaps lack thereof?) between your ears to outsmart a CAT. Your mother must be proud of the rocket scientist her loins birthed.

eat cat shit... heres some I saved for you!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_6SvTcMfrj-E/R_...M/P3301473.JPG

d-null · 12-28-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

god damn, if it was that easy I would have chained the fucking thing and TNT on the lock so it would detonate if a cat touches it. The CITY provides trash bins to everyone. You HAVE to have their trash bin with city logo on it and blah blah.

what country are you in Camokat?

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