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Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 09:41 AM

I'm so lucky to be the winner of $2.5 Mil. Now All I have to do is fax over my info.

To:
Date: 11/22/2008 10:21:41 AM
From: Lotto Nl <[email protected]>
Subject: CALL TO CONFIRM!!!!!!!!
Attachments: (None)

Batch No.998/7890/543
Ref No.512/333/765
Ticket/Series No.SPL77734
Amount Won: $2,500,000.00 USD

Attn: EMAIL BEARER,

Upon the conclusion of our recent e-lottery draws, your email address was
selected from an exclusive list of 150,000 email addresses
generated from an internet resource database.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,500,000.00. (Two Million Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars).

To file for the processing of your prize sum payment, you are advised to
contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A"
winners with the information below:
*************************************
Name: Mr Ashley Moore
Tel: +31-633 664 359
Fax: +31 84 746 0252
Email: [email protected]

*************************************
You are advice to provide him with the following information and a copy of
your international passport or driver's license via email
attachment or by fax for vetting process which is a standard practice just
to ensure that we are dealing with the right individual.

Names:
Telephone:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

Yours Sincerely,
Osobní informace
Lottory Co-ordinator

Double trouble · 12-23-2008, 09:56 AM

Well.....congrats, now you are rich

seeandsee · 12-23-2008, 10:05 AM

You too, we are lucky bastardos!

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 10:07 AM

Yep - quitting my job so I can enjoy my new found wealth

Marcus Aurelius · 12-23-2008, 10:08 AM

Man. I thought I had this one in the bag for sure. lucky bastard.

Nader · 12-23-2008, 10:10 AM

Don't quite! hahahaa

96ukssob · 12-23-2008, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaft_1971

Yep - quitting my job so I can enjoy my new found wealth

honestly, i wonder just how people believe its real and tell their boss to stuff it because they just won 180 trillion dollars

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nader

Don't quite! hahahaa

Too fucking late man....I just pissed on the floor in Davids office.

hahahaha

jerryb · 12-23-2008, 10:21 AM

I use a throwaway email addy and send them this:

From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU.
Southern North America

For the attention of you urgent.

I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact
that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I
got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the
Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce.

I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of
former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was
almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After
this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for
help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my
study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT.
I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world.
I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two
dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no
related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now
I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes
each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars.
I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars
and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only thing I ask in
return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so
you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for
pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria.

furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund
with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for
your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the
following below:

(i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be
transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and
password.

(ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s)
to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest
peoples in Nigeria of your kin.

(iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you
get big nuts and have better life.

I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your
family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and
remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts.

if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with
this email : [email protected] immediately if this business
of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you.

I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good
faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process
claim toyou.

your urgent response will be appreciated.

Thanks and god bless you,
DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

baddog · 12-23-2008, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaft_1971

Yep - quitting my job so I can enjoy my new found wealth

Can you send me a shirt first please? Congrats on your new found wealth.

digifan · 12-23-2008, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Can you send me a shirt first please? Congrats on your new found wealth.

You collect shirts?

jimbowski · 12-23-2008, 10:26 AM

Congrats!!!

munki · 12-23-2008, 10:27 AM

Congrats to teh wieners!!

baddog · 12-23-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan

You collect shirts?

He gave me a shirt that causes some African-Americans distress. He assured me he would replace it with one that would be more widely accepted when I went into the hood to see my broker.

O MARINA · 12-23-2008, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaft_1971

Too fucking late man....I just pissed on the floor in Davids office.

lol.......

B2BwithJoeD · 12-23-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaft_1971

Yep - quitting my job so I can enjoy my new found wealth

Congratulations - no one deserves it more than you buddy

Have a Merry Christmas

TisMe · 12-23-2008, 10:36 AM

Some people have all the luck.

Scott McD · 12-23-2008, 10:36 AM

Some people have all the luck...

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

He gave me a shirt that causes some African-Americans distress. He assured me he would replace it with one that would be more widely accepted when I went into the hood to see my broker.

Fuck Baddog - I almost fell off my chair

I promised you the new shirt....and I have to deliver.

In the meantime - stop wearing the fucking shirt to the Hood on your Bike. I don't want to take that responsiblility for you Bro

I'll see you in Vegas - with a shirt.

shako · 12-23-2008, 11:10 AM

Congrats

baddog · 12-23-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaft_1971

In the meantime - stop wearing the fucking shirt to the Hood on your Bike. I don't want to take that responsiblility for you Bro

I'll see you in Vegas - with a shirt.

I thought it would help me blend in.

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I thought it would help me blend in.

LMAO - fucking crazy.

Redmanthatcould · 12-23-2008, 11:19 AM

The best part of it all...

Quote:

Attn: EMAIL BEARER

HorseShit · 12-23-2008, 11:25 AM

congrats, nice chunk of change

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

congrats, nice chunk of change

Thank you thank you...

I'll try not to spend it all in one place.

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

The best part of it all...

I got a good feeling about this one Jeff....I really looks legit.

bobby666 · 12-23-2008, 11:32 AM

congrats !

Iron Fist · 12-23-2008, 11:36 AM

My real name is "Email Bearer", that is creepy how they know this stuff!

Si · 12-23-2008, 11:42 AM

I have won the irish lottery, the spanish lottery and last week I was told I could claim $5,000,000 from lost funds in some african country if I just send them my bank details!

hahaha I'M RICH BIATCH!

Kron · 12-23-2008, 11:49 AM

hahaha, congratz mate

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987

I have won the irish lottery, the spanish lottery and last week I was told I could claim $5,000,000 from lost funds in some african country if I just send them my bank details!

hahaha I'M RICH BIATCH!

Damn - you've won more than I have. I really need to enter more overseas lottery.

raymor · 12-23-2008, 12:15 PM

I'm surprised no one has mentioned that it's annoying enough that we all
get those cluttering up our email every day, now are we going to have to
filter through the same spam being posted to GFY everyday when someone
else gets one?

JFK · 12-23-2008, 12:24 PM

Shaft, its Xmas, be kind to your less fortunate friends

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

I'm surprised no one has mentioned that it's annoying enough that we all
get those cluttering up our email every day, now are we going to have to
filter through the same spam being posted to GFY everyday when someone
else gets one?

Raymor - It's the holidays....lighten up bro.

This is all just a joke - I dont' want to have to make you filter through the GFY post.

Shaft_1971 · 12-23-2008, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Shaft, its Xmas, be kind to your less fortunate friends

You were the first person I thought about.

I'm going to see if I can get my payments sent via Epass - this should speed things up a bit.

Chicks Delivery · 12-23-2008, 12:31 PM

Congrats, mate!

12-23-2008, 09:41 AM	#1
Shaft_1971 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,711	I won..I won...I won!!! I'm so lucky to be the winner of $2.5 Mil. Now All I have to do is fax over my info. To: Date: 11/22/2008 10:21:41 AM From: Lotto Nl <[email protected]> Subject: CALL TO CONFIRM!!!!!!!! Attachments: (None) Batch No.998/7890/543 Ref No.512/333/765 Ticket/Series No.SPL77734 Amount Won: $2,500,000.00 USD Attn: EMAIL BEARER, Upon the conclusion of our recent e-lottery draws, your email address was selected from an exclusive list of 150,000 email addresses generated from an internet resource database. You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $2,500,000.00. (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). To file for the processing of your prize sum payment, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below: *********************************** Name: Mr Ashley Moore Tel: +31-633 664 359 Fax: +31 84 746 0252 Email: [email protected] *********************************** You are advice to provide him with the following information and a copy of your international passport or driver's license via email attachment or by fax for vetting process which is a standard practice just to ensure that we are dealing with the right individual. Names: Telephone: Nationality: Age: Occupation: Yours Sincerely, Osobní informace Lottory Co-ordinator __________________ SHAFT Skype: Shaft_1971 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected]

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