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![]() Fucker lasted 6 months out of the cage, but no matter what I ctried I couldn't catch him.
RIP lil buddy, you were my fav. Wanted : male pied python at least 2006 and over 500grams
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fuck i wouldnt have been able to sleep one night with a fucking snake loose in my house.
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Sorry about your snake bud but how could you not find it?
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Snakes belong in the jungles/ forests/ mountains/ valleys --not in the house.
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Well a caretaker while I was in Curacao didn't secure her cage and she got out. Every attempt I made to sweep the area for her I cam up with nothing, even went as far as motion cams on the floor. Anyhoo, she must have got up in the closet and didn't get back to floor level where the water & tracking alarms were. She stayed up there for six months it seems before I found her a few hours ago;/ She was the exact same size as when I lost her too, so I dunno what to think except lack of water that got her.
Total bummer ;(
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Fuck that sucks man.
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Damn, sorry about your little guy. Some friends of mine had one of those that got out of it's tank, went missing for a month, and somehow they eventually found in wrapped around the fucking heating coil up under their fridge...he was fine but needed to eat.
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You paid 3k for a pet snake???
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Yah so people can dig them up and eat them. Fuck off. I take care of and breed animals that are totally being raped and fucked over in thier natural environment. Ahhh, this debate isn't worth my time atm, got a friend to bury.
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Actually I paid 1200 for her and her value increased as her weight did. Not in the end however ;(((((
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it lived 6 months without food or water?
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so ? you breed raped animals ? ?
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Yah, I hear they can do alot longer without food, like 2 years. But water, not so much.
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maybe your care taker raped it? i just saw some weird video of a guy ejaculating into a snake.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/5119..._have_ lips!/ j/k no offense |
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Sorry to hear that. RIP to your python.
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i want a pied, gorgeous snakes! shame to hear the news
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Sorry to hear that.
My son has a ball python that's been out twice over the last 7 years. First time he was small, I knew exactly where to find him...furnace room. Second time was just a few years ago.. he was considerably larger and you'd think easier to find. We put out heat pads and things at night so maybe he'd come looking for warmth.. no luck. One night about 10 days later he slithered across the floor in front of my son. Needless to say we got a taller enclosure for him and stronger clips to hold the lid down.
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Sorry to hear that.
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JayMan,
I have had a lot of snakes. All my pythons have either escaped or died. They live to get out as you know. I have cats now and they live to get in ![]() Sorry your big guy died. ![]() |
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you had a snake lost in your house for 6 months...makes my skin crawl
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I feel sorry for the snake, not for you. Snakes belong in the wild not in a fucking cage.
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maybe they should stay in their natural environment
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Sad to know that!
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Sorry to hear about your little buddy. May he RIP
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I guess if the motion cams were IR that'd explain why they didn't work
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I like snakes but it does suck they are constantly trying to escape, I mean in their situation too I would do the same thing, so you know they are smart.
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Sorry you lost your pet
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sorry to hear that
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It sucks to lose pets
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ah man that sucks!
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Sorry to hear that.
I'm not a fan of snakes, and there's no way i could ever have one in the house. Especially not knowing where it was ![]() |
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I whish i knew who that fuck was doing that! I would hunt him down and fuck his ass with a large pineapple, with all the spikes and leaves still intact. |
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The guy obv has issues I'm sure it will sort itself out, also whenever I got tagged by a boa or python I happened to notice the effects of their line of razor sharp teeth as my hand immediately started to bleed. Shouldn't this dork be bleeding all over his balls?
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What was the snake's name?? Hopefully a good one! lol
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Sorry to hear that Jay. For a long time I thought you were joking about the snake on the run.
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Pics? wann a see what she looked like, Sorry about your loss
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Sorry to hear that.
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Sorry your snake died Jay.
![]() My daughters bf has a python. His name is monty(the snake, not the bf). lol
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Sorry about your snake Jayman. My buddy let his pet rat roam the house. Kinda cool and care free way to live IMO.
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Sorry for your loss. Its hard to lose a pet of any kind. All the fucktards posting negative shit about "it should stay in the jungle" and "they aren't meant to be pets" probably own dogs and cats and just assume that at no point in history were dogs and cats completely wild creatures.
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snakes are being raped?
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sorry to hear that, man. gorgeous animals.
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this snake was tiny? My 7' boa "Natas" - took shits the size of basketballs (or 2 jack rabbits to be specific) - and every 3-6 days he let us smell it ... we couldnt even eat at the house when he shit - 6 months and this guy didnt stink you out?
Sorry for the loss tho killa.
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sorry to hear dude
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