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jaYMan 12-14-2008 11:55 PM

just found my $3k pied python dead in a closet ;/
 
Fucker lasted 6 months out of the cage, but no matter what I ctried I couldn't catch him.

RIP lil buddy, you were my fav.



Wanted : male pied python at least 2006 and over 500grams

Don Pueblo 12-14-2008 11:57 PM

fuck i wouldnt have been able to sleep one night with a fucking snake loose in my house.

NETbilling 12-14-2008 11:57 PM

Sorry about your snake bud but how could you not find it?

DaddyHalbucks 12-15-2008 12:00 AM

Snakes belong in the jungles/ forests/ mountains/ valleys --not in the house.

jaYMan 12-15-2008 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 15196989)
Sorry about your snake bud but how could you not find it?

Well a caretaker while I was in Curacao didn't secure her cage and she got out. Every attempt I made to sweep the area for her I cam up with nothing, even went as far as motion cams on the floor. Anyhoo, she must have got up in the closet and didn't get back to floor level where the water & tracking alarms were. She stayed up there for six months it seems before I found her a few hours ago;/ She was the exact same size as when I lost her too, so I dunno what to think except lack of water that got her.

Total bummer ;(

alias 12-15-2008 12:01 AM

Fuck that sucks man.

jollyperv 12-15-2008 12:01 AM

Damn, sorry about your little guy. Some friends of mine had one of those that got out of it's tank, went missing for a month, and somehow they eventually found in wrapped around the fucking heating coil up under their fridge...he was fine but needed to eat.

Blingbaby 12-15-2008 12:03 AM

You paid 3k for a pet snake???

jaYMan 12-15-2008 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15196990)
Snakes belong in the jungles/ forests/ mountains/ valleys --not in the house.


Yah so people can dig them up and eat them. Fuck off. I take care of and breed animals that are totally being raped and fucked over in thier natural environment. Ahhh, this debate isn't worth my time atm, got a friend to bury.

jaYMan 12-15-2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15196997)
You paid 3k for a pet snake???


Actually I paid 1200 for her and her value increased as her weight did. Not in the end however ;(((((

Mutt 12-15-2008 12:07 AM

it lived 6 months without food or water?

Deputy Chief Command 12-15-2008 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan (Post 15196998)
Yah so people can dig them up and eat them. Fuck off. I take care of and breed animals that are totally being raped and fucked over in thier natural environment. Ahhh, this debate isn't worth my time atm, got a friend to bury.

so ? you breed raped animals ? ?

alias 12-15-2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan (Post 15196998)
Yah so people can dig them up and eat them. Fuck off. I take care of and breed animals that are totally being raped and fucked over in thier natural environment. Ahhh, this debate isn't worth my time atm, got a friend to bury.

Someone has to preserve the genetics! :thumbsup

jaYMan 12-15-2008 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 15197007)
it lived 6 months without food or water?

Yah, I hear they can do alot longer without food, like 2 years. But water, not so much.

Oracle Porn 12-15-2008 12:13 AM

maybe your care taker raped it? i just saw some weird video of a guy ejaculating into a snake.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/5119..._have_ lips!/

j/k no offense

ExLust 12-15-2008 12:15 AM

Sorry to hear that. RIP to your python.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-15-2008 12:21 AM

i want a pied, gorgeous snakes! shame to hear the news

PersianKitty 12-15-2008 12:46 AM

Sorry to hear that.

My son has a ball python that's been out twice over the last 7 years. First time he was small, I knew exactly where to find him...furnace room.

Second time was just a few years ago.. he was considerably larger and you'd think easier to find. We put out heat pads and things at night so maybe he'd come looking for warmth.. no luck. One night about 10 days later he slithered across the floor in front of my son. Needless to say we got a taller enclosure for him and stronger clips to hold the lid down.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-15-2008 01:32 AM

Sorry to hear that.

JayAllan 12-15-2008 01:44 AM

JayMan,

I have had a lot of snakes. All my pythons have either escaped or died. They live to get out as you know.
I have cats now and they live to get in :thumbsup

Sorry your big guy died. :(

flashfire 12-15-2008 02:00 AM

you had a snake lost in your house for 6 months...makes my skin crawl

Barefootsies 12-15-2008 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Pueblo (Post 15196986)
fuck i wouldnt have been able to sleep one night with a fucking snake loose in my house.

:2 cents:

Roald 12-15-2008 02:44 AM

I feel sorry for the snake, not for you. Snakes belong in the wild not in a fucking cage.

grumpy 12-15-2008 06:41 AM

maybe they should stay in their natural environment

tranza 12-15-2008 06:44 AM

Sad to know that!

bloggingseo 12-15-2008 06:46 AM

Sorry to hear about your little buddy. May he RIP

CaptainHowdy 12-15-2008 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Pueblo (Post 15196986)
fuck i wouldnt have been able to sleep one night with a fucking snake loose in my house.

:2 cents: !!

sarad 12-15-2008 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 15197019)
maybe your care taker raped it? i just saw some weird video of a guy ejaculating into a snake.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/5119..._have_ lips!/

j/k no offense

OMG that is awful!

quantum-x 12-15-2008 07:09 AM

I guess if the motion cams were IR that'd explain why they didn't work :(

HorseShit 12-15-2008 07:19 AM

I like snakes but it does suck they are constantly trying to escape, I mean in their situation too I would do the same thing, so you know they are smart.

CIVMatt 12-15-2008 07:20 AM

Sorry you lost your pet

Zuzana Designs 12-15-2008 07:37 AM

sorry to hear that :( I could never have a snake or any reptiles... I would be freaked out if they got out..

John-ACWM 12-15-2008 08:41 AM

It sucks to lose pets

mrwilson 12-15-2008 08:50 AM

ah man that sucks!
I own a couple snakes myself, would be gutted if one died :(

Scott McD 12-15-2008 08:52 AM

Sorry to hear that.

I'm not a fan of snakes, and there's no way i could ever have one in the house. Especially not knowing where it was :helpme

mrwilson 12-15-2008 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 15197019)
maybe your care taker raped it? i just saw some weird video of a guy ejaculating into a snake.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/5119..._have_ lips!/

j/k no offense

That is so fucking wrong! The poor snake!

I whish i knew who that fuck was doing that!
I would hunt him down and fuck his ass with a large pineapple, with all the spikes and leaves still intact.

JamesK 12-15-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 15197298)
I feel sorry for the snake, not for you. Snakes belong in the wild not in a fucking cage.

:2 cents::2 cents:

alias 12-15-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 15198193)
That is so fucking wrong! The poor snake!

I whish i knew who that fuck was doing that!
I would hunt him down and fuck his ass with a large pineapple, with all the spikes and leaves still intact.

The guy obv has issues I'm sure it will sort itself out, also whenever I got tagged by a boa or python I happened to notice the effects of their line of razor sharp teeth as my hand immediately started to bleed. Shouldn't this dork be bleeding all over his balls?

Triple10Terry 12-15-2008 08:58 AM

What was the snake's name?? Hopefully a good one! lol

Pornopat 12-15-2008 09:06 AM

Sorry to hear that Jay. For a long time I thought you were joking about the snake on the run.:(

Pete-KT 12-15-2008 09:10 AM

Pics? wann a see what she looked like, Sorry about your loss

Double trouble 12-15-2008 09:13 AM

Sorry to hear that.

PurrrsianPussyKat 12-15-2008 10:07 AM

Sorry your snake died Jay. :(

My daughters bf has a python. His name is monty(the snake, not the bf). lol

LeRoy 12-15-2008 10:27 AM

Sorry about your snake Jayman. My buddy let his pet rat roam the house. Kinda cool and care free way to live IMO.

Marcus Aurelius 12-15-2008 10:28 AM

Sorry for your loss. Its hard to lose a pet of any kind. All the fucktards posting negative shit about "it should stay in the jungle" and "they aren't meant to be pets" probably own dogs and cats and just assume that at no point in history were dogs and cats completely wild creatures.

farkedup 12-15-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan (Post 15196998)
Yah so people can dig them up and eat them. Fuck off. I take care of and breed animals that are totally being raped and fucked over in thier natural environment. Ahhh, this debate isn't worth my time atm, got a friend to bury.

snakes are being raped?

HotMeghan_GL 12-15-2008 11:28 AM

sorry to hear that, man. gorgeous animals.

Iron Fist 12-15-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15196997)
You paid 3k for a pet snake???

No kidding. :error:error:error

skrinkladoo 12-15-2008 11:46 AM

this snake was tiny? My 7' boa "Natas" - took shits the size of basketballs (or 2 jack rabbits to be specific) - and every 3-6 days he let us smell it ... we couldnt even eat at the house when he shit - 6 months and this guy didnt stink you out?

Sorry for the loss tho killa.

_Richard_ 12-15-2008 11:48 AM

sorry to hear dude :(


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