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Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight? Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:02 AM   #1
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Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?
So I had the heat vent blocked and it was cold as hell in here... One thing lead to another and DAMN nothing gets rid of the "urge" quite like ice cold pussy...
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:08 AM   #2
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oh oh oh, I have an answer!

Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

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Old 12-16-2008, 12:28 PM   #3
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How bout - a "used" fleshlight.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:39 PM   #4
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:57 PM   #5
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:11 PM   #6
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cold with poo in it LOL
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:16 PM   #7
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cold with poo in it LOL

You been using my fleshlight?

I like poo...
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:38 PM   #8
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YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

Nice, I was going to go the splinter route, but that would be far more disturbing to me.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:44 PM   #9
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:46 PM   #10
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Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!
.... best answer
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:47 PM   #11
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oh oh oh, I have an answer!

Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:37 PM   #12
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Pop it in the micro for 10sec and your goldn ;)
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:39 PM   #13
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a penis that dont touch the sides of it?
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:47 PM   #14
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:57 PM   #15
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:00 PM   #16
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Accidentally crushing a cockroach in the fleshlight.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:02 PM   #17
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Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:08 PM   #18
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Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:33 PM   #19
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:34 PM   #20
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:47 PM   #21
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:47 PM   #22
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:17 PM   #23
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The cayenne pepper sauce I substituted for your lubricant.
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #24
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A fleshlight that has gone missing

I miss my fleshlight Has anyone seen it? Pink...
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:00 PM   #25
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:13 PM   #26
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How about a cold fleshlight full of hydrochloric acid or flesh-eating bacteria?
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Old 12-16-2008, 08:14 PM   #27
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:09 PM   #28
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:10 PM   #29
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:12 PM   #30
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The cayenne pepper sauce I substituted for your lubricant.
Yup, I'd take one straight out of the freezer over that any day.
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:18 PM   #31
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I don't have a fleshlight... So, can't answer you
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:24 PM   #32
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:40 PM   #33
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Hahaha, damn. I was going to say frozen but people posted a lot worse than that already.
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:42 PM   #34
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:56 PM   #35
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:49 AM   #36
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How bout - a "used" fleshlight.
That's not as bad as you would think.
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:06 AM   #37
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:20 AM   #38
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