Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?
 

So I had the heat vent blocked and it was cold as hell in here... One thing lead to another and DAMN nothing gets rid of the "urge" quite like ice cold pussy...

oh oh oh, I have an answer!

Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

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How bout - a "used" fleshlight.

A cold, uncleaned one.

One filled with lemon juice and razor blades?

cold with poo in it LOL

You been using my fleshlight?

I like poo...

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Nice, I was going to go the splinter route, but that would be far more disturbing to me.

no lube with your cold fleshlight

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh.... best answer :thumbsup

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Pop it in the micro for 10sec and your goldn ;)

a penis that dont touch the sides of it?

A fleshlight filled with sand?

a aids whore

Accidentally crushing a cockroach in the fleshlight.

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one with your buddie's cum from previous use

A cold hand

WTF! :helpme:helpme:helpme

Haha thats kinda funny

The cayenne pepper sauce I substituted for your lubricant.

A fleshlight that has gone missing :(

I miss my fleshlight :( Has anyone seen it? Pink... :helpme

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How about a cold fleshlight full of hydrochloric acid or flesh-eating bacteria? :winkwink:

It's a standup product! :D hehe Standup!

A broken one?

ah shut up!

Yup, I'd take one straight out of the freezer over that any day.

I don't have a fleshlight... So, can't answer you

A cold butt plug?

Hahaha, damn. I was going to say frozen but people posted a lot worse than that already.

reaching for lube for it in the dark and getting the crazy glue instead

don't own one, it worth the $$?

That's not as bad as you would think.

Would have been worse if you didn't have it at all :1orglaugh

a cold woman?