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Mutt · 12-14-2008, 03:10 AM

i don't mean foreign names that are hard to pronounce - i mean embarassing last names like .... Hitler, Farter, Dingleberry, Hore, Head etc - the kind of last name that's easy to make fun of when you're a kid.

A girl in high school was named Hore - and she pretty much lived up to it.

pornask · 12-14-2008, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

Hitler

That's not an embarrassing name. That's the best fucking name ever.

notime · 12-14-2008, 03:55 AM

George W
(sounds like too much female pubic hair)

Jack Sparrow · 12-14-2008, 04:08 AM

Ok i know it wasnt meant to be but:

My first name is Jurg, which everybody in NewYork pronounced as Jerk.

bluestar · 12-14-2008, 04:17 AM

i am actually quite proud of my last name.

spice with an r at the end.

spicer.

ever hear of the spice islands?
all sugar and spice...

everything nice.. ha.

lol.

happy holidays... ;)

AdPatron · 12-14-2008, 04:23 AM

Joe McLovin

CurrentlySober · 12-14-2008, 04:31 AM

My surname is 'Mucus'

Mutt · 12-14-2008, 04:39 AM

we had a kid on the block - his parents were immigrants from some European country - his name was Lenis - of course he was called Penis for his entire childhood. maybe he's in some cubicle somewhere now and his co-workers still are calling him Penis.

SilentKnight · 12-14-2008, 07:30 AM

I still snicker when I hear "Buford Pusser" (from Walking Tall).

Betcha' didn't know singer Alannah Myles original last name was Biles.

CaptainHowdy · 12-14-2008, 07:33 AM

"Wildcock" here ...

candyflip · 12-14-2008, 08:33 AM

Two girls I went to High School with had the last name Dick.

The Dick Twins.

Dood · 12-14-2008, 08:38 AM

An Indian girl at my highschool had the last name Shithead, pronounced Sha-Heed.

candyflip · 12-14-2008, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dood

An Indian girl at my highschool had the last name Shithead, pronounced Sha-Heed.

I think that's an Urban Legend.

I know a girl who claims she drove a school bus with a kid named Shithead, pronounced Sha-heed.

Voodoo · 12-14-2008, 08:40 AM

My last name is Doo.

Tam · 12-14-2008, 08:43 AM

My maiden name was Brewer and while it doesn't sound too bad as an adult, it sure gave for playing room when I was a kid. lol

We had a girl in our school with the last name of Weirdo and one named Wiener.... they got quite a bit of shit in school over those names. lmao

PenetratinP · 12-14-2008, 08:46 AM

This fat chick at one of my first jobs in high school used to rhyme my last name with "little weeny".

gideongallery · 12-14-2008, 08:47 AM

one of my friend made a deal with her husband that if she could choose the first name
he could choose the middle name.

She wanted to call her daughter lilly
he didn't like that so he picked the middle name pad.

The Duck · 12-14-2008, 09:51 AM

My name basically means performance beach translated :D

bronco67 · 12-14-2008, 09:59 AM

My last name is Crack, which isn't so bad...but my first name and middle initial is Phillip D.

firecracker · 12-15-2008, 02:17 PM

My maiden name rhymed with Milkyway... that was never fun

czarina · 12-15-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

That's not an embarrassing name. That's the best fucking name ever.

ban this bastard, please!

czarina · 12-15-2008, 02:21 PM

my last name means "Purple" in the dialect they speak in Cataluna, Spain. Yes, I had a hard time when I was a little girl, until I learned to retort, and boy, did I get good at it!

geirlur · 12-15-2008, 04:56 PM

My first name sounds like "Gay" sometimes when I speak english.
My old english teacher couldn't believe what she heard when I said "I'm geir(gay)" when she was asking for our names her first day ;)

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	who here has an embarassing last name? i don't mean foreign names that are hard to pronounce - i mean embarassing last names like .... Hitler, Farter, Dingleberry, Hore, Head etc - the kind of last name that's easy to make fun of when you're a kid. A girl in high school was named Hore - and she pretty much lived up to it. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	we had a kid on the block - his parents were immigrants from some European country - his name was Lenis - of course he was called Penis for his entire childhood. maybe he's in some cubicle somewhere now and his co-workers still are calling him Penis. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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bluestar Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 63	i am actually quite proud of my last name. spice with an r at the end. spicer. ever hear of the spice islands? all sugar and spice... everything nice.. ha. lol. happy holidays... ;)

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gideongallery Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,082	one of my friend made a deal with her husband that if she could choose the first name he could choose the middle name. She wanted to call her daughter lilly he didn't like that so he picked the middle name pad. __________________ “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

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