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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    who here has an embarassing last name?

    i don't mean foreign names that are hard to pronounce - i mean embarassing last names like .... Hitler, Farter, Dingleberry, Hore, Head etc - the kind of last name that's easy to make fun of when you're a kid.

    A girl in high school was named Hore - and she pretty much lived up to it.
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    • pornask
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2006
      • 6518
      #2
      Originally posted by Mutt
      Hitler
      That's not an embarrassing name. That's the best fucking name ever.

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        • notime
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 8027
          #3
          George W
          (sounds like too much female pubic hair)

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            • Jack Sparrow
              Almost goners..
              • May 2008
              • 11420
              #4
              Ok i know it wasnt meant to be but:

              My first name is Jurg, which everybody in NewYork pronounced as Jerk.

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                • bluestar
                  Registered User
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 63
                  #5
                  i am actually quite proud of my last name.

                  spice with an r at the end.

                  spicer.

                  ever hear of the spice islands?
                  all sugar and spice...

                  everything nice.. ha.

                  lol.


                  happy holidays... ;)

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                    • AdPatron
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 17706
                      #6
                      Joe McLovin

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38946
                          #7
                          My surname is 'Mucus'


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                            • Mutt
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 34431
                              #8
                              we had a kid on the block - his parents were immigrants from some European country - his name was Lenis - of course he was called Penis for his entire childhood. maybe he's in some cubicle somewhere now and his co-workers still are calling him Penis.
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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24818
                                  #9
                                  I still snicker when I hear "Buford Pusser" (from Walking Tall).

                                  Betcha' didn't know singer Alannah Myles original last name was Biles.

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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94735
                                      #10
                                      "Wildcock" here ...

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                                        • candyflip
                                          Carpe Visio
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 43069
                                          #11
                                          Two girls I went to High School with had the last name Dick.

                                          The Dick Twins.

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                                            • Dood
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 353
                                              #12
                                              An Indian girl at my highschool had the last name Shithead, pronounced Sha-Heed.
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                                                • candyflip
                                                  Carpe Visio
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 43069
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Dood
                                                  An Indian girl at my highschool had the last name Shithead, pronounced Sha-Heed.
                                                  I think that's an Urban Legend.

                                                  I know a girl who claims she drove a school bus with a kid named Shithead, pronounced Sha-heed.

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                                                    • Voodoo
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                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 10600
                                                      #14
                                                      My last name is Doo.

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                                                        • Tam
                                                          Rude Bitch
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 8533
                                                          #15
                                                          My maiden name was Brewer and while it doesn't sound too bad as an adult, it sure gave for playing room when I was a kid. lol

                                                          We had a girl in our school with the last name of Weirdo and one named Wiener.... they got quite a bit of shit in school over those names. lmao
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                                                            • PenetratinP
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 2689
                                                              #16
                                                              This fat chick at one of my first jobs in high school used to rhyme my last name with "little weeny".

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                                                                • gideongallery
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 7082
                                                                  #17
                                                                  one of my friend made a deal with her husband that if she could choose the first name
                                                                  he could choose the middle name.

                                                                  She wanted to call her daughter lilly
                                                                  he didn't like that so he picked the middle name pad.

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                                                                    • The Duck
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                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                      • 18243
                                                                      #18
                                                                      My name basically means performance beach translated :D
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                                                                        • bronco67
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 29032
                                                                          #19
                                                                          My last name is Crack, which isn't so bad...but my first name and middle initial is Phillip D.

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                                                                            • firecracker
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                                              • 653
                                                                              #20
                                                                              My maiden name rhymed with Milkyway... that was never fun
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                                                                                • czarina
                                                                                  Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 10752
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by pornask
                                                                                  That's not an embarrassing name. That's the best fucking name ever.
                                                                                  ban this bastard, please!

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                                                                                    • czarina
                                                                                      Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 10752
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      my last name means "Purple" in the dialect they speak in Cataluna, Spain. Yes, I had a hard time when I was a little girl, until I learned to retort, and boy, did I get good at it!

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                                                                                        • geirlur
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 2025
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          My first name sounds like "Gay" sometimes when I speak english.
                                                                                          My old english teacher couldn't believe what she heard when I said "I'm geir(gay)" when she was asking for our names her first day ;)
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