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how did you meet your gf/wife?
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met her taking a class
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I met my bf through a mutual friend at a bar...Really doesn't lend well to my classiness factor :o)
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Adult Content Provider
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At a friends house during a party.
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I Met my husband when I had a low tire, he followed me and put air in it.
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I'm still finding for one...
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So Fucking Drunk
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I met my gf because of my ex-wife. Funny how that works.
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#8 |
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I sat next to mine on a plane.
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#9 |
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night clubs rule!
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The first time I met my wife was a t a bar, but I didnt remember meeting her. Then we met again at a friend's play a few months latter and she said "Hey asshole, we met before and you were a dick"... I was in love instantly and have been together 14 years
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Totally Borked
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Pot holing in the Yorkshire Dales...
Helping her up a tricky water chute, I had to give her a push by her arse. Made a lasting impression and funny thing is she says exactly the same thing. Of course, we'd both met that day, but it wasn't until that moment, that things 'clicked'. 17 years and two kids are all thanks to a push up the arse ;)
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Parking lot of a grocery store.
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I make pixels work
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Bought her from a drug dealer...
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So Fucking What
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at the bird of paradise ranch while we were playing crashem up derby with volkswagons
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congrats to the winners
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wife at work
girlfriend at laudromat |
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I havent met mine yet but she is somewhere in a middle school. Cant wait till she is 18
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peace&profit,
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met her at a club ;)
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met her after I pulled out and she could talk
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So Fucking Banned
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We have the same dealer...
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So Fucking Banned
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I met my Israeli wife whilst setting up a phonesex call-centre in the Dominican Republic in 1994 and we now live in Tenerife, Canary Islands.
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totally cool...no sorrys need, your very handsome, it was great to meet and talk with you.
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I met mine in same apartment building.. at the time I was with another girl and she was with another guy.. story gets very interesting afterwards.. I have posted alot of it with another nick on here way before this nick :P
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Through some friends of mine at a party at my house...married 2 years later
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I met my wife on a bbw porn site called sugars place that had free personals.
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In the lobby of my barracks.
She was there with her girlfriend (which was upstairs banging her boyfriend) and I was in the lobby waiting for a Domino's pizza delivery.... |
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met my boyfriend when we were both working on a very low-budget zombie movie
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we both worked as lifeguards at a pool one year apart. I was there playing volleyball one day... she saw me... couldn't resist the dayglow lime-green shorts I was wearing and wolf-whistled at me.... the rest is history.. 16 years strong... love ya babe!!
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I met my bf when I was drunk at cinco de mayo!
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I love this story.....
I was working full time for the local phone company in California, outside of San Francisco. I was pulling in a cool $70k a year. I worked a split shift, meaning I worked from 7am - 11am, and then 3pm till 7pm. I had my afternoons free and all of my friends were at work. I had worked for three years at a fast food restaurant - a Wienerschnitzel, a hot dog place - and I had become good friends with the owners. They needed help during the lunch rush. They didn't really pay me, but instead bought me stuff off of Ebay ( like a signed autograph from Cindy Crawford ) and all the free food I could eat, any time I wanted. So there I was working behind the counter when my future wife came in. I was into her friend, who dress liked a "office hooker". But she was married, and Donna and I started talking. One afternoon she came in with her friends and I asked Donna out. She blew me off, but after dropping off her friends at their work she came back in. All she had in her car was a star trek note pad and lipstick, so she wrote her number down in lipstick. She thought I was a some $4/hour fast food employee; She had no idea I had a real job. I still have that little note with her phone number; It's framed and sits here in my office.
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On a board much like this one... that I won't name.
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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She was my bartender.
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In Tushy Land
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While helping my move my friends girlfriend into a new dorm room. They later all came over to party and been together since.
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Isn't your question rather sexist? Why are you assuming that everyone on here is male and therefore would have a wife or gf?
Also, some people might not want to have a significant other ever (and want to die alone), so your question might be irrelevant to them. |
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I make pixels work
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notice how others didnt even notice and didnt bother to hold back with their meeting moment whether they were male or not?
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Met my misses over the garden fence. We had just moved into a new house and she was our next door neighbour....25 years later I am going grey and bold with a pot belly and piss poor we are still together but we never got married...we live in sin..
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The one and only!
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that's where you met me too! neat.
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... meet lots of booties in my life.... but I am saving myself for the Flame ...
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I need a beer
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At a bar,I was totally hammered
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I met my awesome man in a stripclub...oddly enough through Dugmor LOL
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I only have a hand
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Pay It Forward
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at a nightclub in tempe,az its closed now called the devil house
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i met my gf selling her crack, she was trickin at the time so i gave her a blast for some head.. Been in love ever since.
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i met my gf online, we were playing WoW and she was like "ill let you fuck me for 5000 wow points" and since i had the most points, i won and now she is fucking some other guy while i sit at home and fart in a sock.. i know, she's a romantic!
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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I met my girlfriend at a party at my house when she asked me to show her how to play Guitar Hero II, and since that day, we've only spent 3 full days apart from each other, and that was while I was away at my uncles funeral.
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rofl
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