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Bird · 12-09-2008, 11:54 AM

Yo Mama is so ugly, if there was such a thing as a ugly stick, she must have ran through an ugly forest.

czarina · 12-09-2008, 11:55 AM

yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

Bird · 12-09-2008, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

HotMeghan_GL · 12-09-2008, 12:03 PM

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side."

Bird · 12-09-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMeghan

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

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JamesK · 12-09-2008, 12:30 PM

yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family

Bird · 12-09-2008, 12:32 PM

Yo mama's so ugly when she goes into a strip club they pay her to leave her clothes on!

Deej · 12-09-2008, 12:34 PM

YO mama soooo FAT - Her Blood type is Ragu!!!

Zuzana Designs · 12-09-2008, 12:56 PM

LOL I love those jokes ..

jmcb420 · 12-09-2008, 12:59 PM

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a malcom x jacket, helicopters try to land on her.

bushwacker · 12-09-2008, 12:59 PM

your moma is so black when she exercises she sweat coffee!!

Scott McD · 12-09-2008, 12:59 PM

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

alexchechs · 12-09-2008, 01:01 PM

Your mama is so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout

alexchechs · 12-09-2008, 01:01 PM

Your mama is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper

Spieglergirls · 12-09-2008, 01:16 PM

Your Mama is so dumb .... she got off an elevator and saw a sign saying "WET FLOOR" - and she did!

Bird · 12-09-2008, 02:30 PM

Yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

avalanche · 12-09-2008, 02:38 PM

Yo momma is such a slut... she goes to the sperm bank 3 times a day and spits in the cup.

Yo momma is so fat.... when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo momma is so fat.... she wears a watch on both her right and left arm... one for each time zone!

Bird · 12-09-2008, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by avalanche

Yo momma is such a slut... she goes to the sperm bank 3 times a day and spits in the cup.

Yo momma is so fat.... when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo momma is so fat.... she wears a watch on both her right and left arm... one for each time zone!

Hey, Hey, Hey let's get off mama's cause i just got off you yours

Warren · 12-09-2008, 02:40 PM

Yo mama is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

bushwacker · 12-09-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Warren

Yo mama is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

Now that's a BIG bitch!

Bird · 12-09-2008, 02:43 PM

Yo Mama is so ugly, everyone screams before the roller coaster starts.

Warren · 12-09-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Now that's a BIG bitch!

it was a line from an Eddie Murphy movie.

bloggingseo · 12-09-2008, 02:49 PM

Lmao some of these are from "Yo Mama" on MTV lol

Bird · 12-09-2008, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Now that's a BIG bitch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warren

it was a line from an Eddie Murphy movie.

That was Duce Bigalow

skrinkladoo · 12-09-2008, 02:53 PM

Your mama's got legs growing out her titties, the bitch fell down and kept running ...

CaptainHowdy · 12-09-2008, 02:56 PM

No, you didn't!

JA$ON · 12-09-2008, 03:06 PM

Your mom is like a bowling ball....

Gets FINGERED, thrown in the alley....and comes back for more ;)

Bird · 12-09-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

Your mom is like a bowling ball....

Gets FINGERED, thrown in the alley....and comes back for more ;)

Yo mama is like a door handle everybody gets a turn

Mark_E4A · 12-09-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird

Yo mama is like a door handle everybody gets a turn

yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham

KGucci · 12-09-2008, 03:18 PM

Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry no professonals."

Bird · 12-09-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark_E4A

yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham

Yo mama is so fat you need to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot

Warren · 12-09-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird

Yo mama is so fat you need to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot

If she is so fat she would not be rolled anywhere lol.

Mark_E4A · 12-09-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird

Yo mama is so fat you need to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot

yo moma is soooo fat, when she gets a cut, she bleeds gravy

woj · 12-09-2008, 05:42 PM

CaptainHowdy · 12-09-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON

Your mom is like a bowling ball....

Gets FINGERED, thrown in the alley....and comes back for more ;)

...

Bird · 12-09-2008, 06:38 PM

yo mama is so poor they put her face on food stamps

Spunky · 12-09-2008, 06:39 PM

Har har,some of those were pretty good

Kudles · 12-13-2008, 02:38 PM

Thats a good one!

Triple10Terry · 12-13-2008, 04:10 PM

This thread reminds me of this song! A classic!!

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