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Bird 12-09-2008 11:54 AM
Yo Mama is So......
 
Yo Mama is so ugly, if there was such a thing as a ugly stick, she must have ran through an ugly forest.

czarina 12-09-2008 11:55 AM
yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

Bird 12-09-2008 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by czarina (Post 15167617)
yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

HotMeghan_GL 12-09-2008 12:03 PM
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side."

Bird 12-09-2008 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HotMeghan (Post 15167648)
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license


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JamesK 12-09-2008 12:30 PM
yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family

Bird 12-09-2008 12:32 PM
Yo mama's so ugly when she goes into a strip club they pay her to leave her clothes on!

Deej 12-09-2008 12:34 PM
YO mama soooo FAT - Her Blood type is Ragu!!!

Zuzana Designs 12-09-2008 12:56 PM
LOL I love those jokes ..

jmcb420 12-09-2008 12:59 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a malcom x jacket, helicopters try to land on her.

bushwacker 12-09-2008 12:59 PM
your moma is so black when she exercises she sweat coffee!!

Scott McD 12-09-2008 12:59 PM
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

alexchechs 12-09-2008 01:01 PM
Your mama is so dumb she got stabbed in a shootout

alexchechs 12-09-2008 01:01 PM
Your mama is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper

Spieglergirls 12-09-2008 01:16 PM
Your Mama is so dumb .... she got off an elevator and saw a sign saying "WET FLOOR" - and she did!

Bird 12-09-2008 02:30 PM
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

avalanche 12-09-2008 02:38 PM
Yo momma is such a slut... she goes to the sperm bank 3 times a day and spits in the cup.

Yo momma is so fat.... when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo momma is so fat.... she wears a watch on both her right and left arm... one for each time zone!

Bird 12-09-2008 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by avalanche (Post 15168328)
Yo momma is such a slut... she goes to the sperm bank 3 times a day and spits in the cup.

Yo momma is so fat.... when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo momma is so fat.... she wears a watch on both her right and left arm... one for each time zone!

Hey, Hey, Hey let's get off mama's cause i just got off you yours

Warren 12-09-2008 02:40 PM
Yo mama is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

bushwacker 12-09-2008 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Warren (Post 15168342)
Yo mama is so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

Now that's a BIG bitch!

Bird 12-09-2008 02:43 PM
Yo Mama is so ugly, everyone screams before the roller coaster starts.

Warren 12-09-2008 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 15168349)
Now that's a BIG bitch!

:1orglaugh it was a line from an Eddie Murphy movie.

bloggingseo 12-09-2008 02:49 PM
Lmao some of these are from "Yo Mama" on MTV lol

Bird 12-09-2008 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 15168349)
Now that's a BIG bitch!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Warren (Post 15168374)
:1orglaugh it was a line from an Eddie Murphy movie.
That was Duce Bigalow

skrinkladoo 12-09-2008 02:53 PM
Your mama's got legs growing out her titties, the bitch fell down and kept running ...

CaptainHowdy 12-09-2008 02:56 PM
No, you didn't!

JA$ON 12-09-2008 03:06 PM
Your mom is like a bowling ball....

Gets FINGERED, thrown in the alley....and comes back for more ;)

Bird 12-09-2008 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JA$ON (Post 15168480)
Your mom is like a bowling ball....

Gets FINGERED, thrown in the alley....and comes back for more ;)
Yo mama is like a door handle everybody gets a turn

Mark_E4A 12-09-2008 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bird (Post 15168485)
Yo mama is like a door handle everybody gets a turn
yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham

KGucci 12-09-2008 03:18 PM
Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry no professonals."

Bird 12-09-2008 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark_E4A (Post 15168501)
yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham
Yo mama is so fat you need to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot

Warren 12-09-2008 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bird (Post 15168534)
Yo mama is so fat you need to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot

If she is so fat she would not be rolled anywhere lol.

Mark_E4A 12-09-2008 05:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bird (Post 15168534)
Yo mama is so fat you need to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot
yo moma is soooo fat, when she gets a cut, she bleeds gravy

woj 12-09-2008 05:42 PM
:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 12-09-2008 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JA$ON (Post 15168480)
Your mom is like a bowling ball....

Gets FINGERED, thrown in the alley....and comes back for more ;)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Bird 12-09-2008 06:38 PM
yo mama is so poor they put her face on food stamps

Spunky 12-09-2008 06:39 PM
Har har,some of those were pretty good

Kudles 12-13-2008 02:38 PM
Thats a good one!

Triple10Terry 12-13-2008 04:10 PM
This thread reminds me of this song! A classic!!


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