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notjoe · 11-10-2002, 06:47 AM

Have a smoke, make a coffee, then roll a joint is my morning thing.

How about you fuckers!

Libertine · 11-10-2002, 06:48 AM

Have a smoke or take a piss, depending on how badly I need to take a piss.

Mutt · 11-10-2002, 06:51 AM

unfortunately reach for a smoke.

then go let the dog out and a take a swig of Coca Cola. Go back to sleep for awhile listening to the radio.

Undutchable · 11-10-2002, 06:53 AM

Check my stats, check some more stats & work

Machete_ · 11-10-2002, 06:54 AM

check that my 3 motorcycles is still there.. then go for a piss

makavelii · 11-10-2002, 07:01 AM

go pee and then have a shower

Joe Sixpack · 11-10-2002, 07:05 AM

Scratch my nuts and fart.

And then have a couple of red bulls for breakfast.

Firehorse · 11-10-2002, 07:08 AM

Get laid

Jakke PNG · 11-10-2002, 07:29 AM

I go back to sleep if possible. (depends on how hard my dog has to go)

CDSmith · 11-10-2002, 07:31 AM

Depends on the morning.

If alone....

scratch nuts
stretch & yawn
scratch nuts
get up
morning whizz w big fart
wash hands
make coffee
let dog out
check sites/stats

If with somone...

scratch nuts
sneak-attack her from behind
yawn/stretch
get up
morning whizz w big fart
make coffee
check sites/stats
bring 2 coffees to bed
share coffee with her
round 2 of morning sex
back to sleep
repeat as necessary

pipp · 11-10-2002, 07:34 AM

take a piss
take the dog's out
make coffey
turn on computer
drink coffey while read paper
stats

flashfreak · 11-10-2002, 07:51 AM

scratch nuts
take a piss
wash teeth and hands
work

DragonAss · 11-10-2002, 07:52 AM

1. Coke

2. Percocet

3. Smoke

(while the Perc kicks in)
4. Figure out where I am

Based on what the variables are set to,
the day pretty much goes from there.

notjoe · 11-10-2002, 07:55 AM

Nice!

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Depends on the morning.

If alone....

scratch nuts
stretch & yawn
scratch nuts
get up
morning whizz w big fart
wash hands
make coffee
let dog out
check sites/stats

If with somone...

scratch nuts
sneak-attack her from behind
yawn/stretch
get up
morning whizz w big fart
make coffee
check sites/stats
bring 2 coffees to bed
share coffee with her
round 2 of morning sex
back to sleep
repeat as necessary

Nydahl · 11-10-2002, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe
Have a smoke, make a coffee, then roll a joint is my morning thing.

How about you fuckers!

morning joint? brbrbrbr

I go to toilet first and read newspapper

Sex4it · 11-10-2002, 07:58 AM

Turn On pc
check stats
back to sleep

LunaC · 11-10-2002, 07:59 AM

Check stats
Check email
Go pee
Shower
Make tea
Work

JamesK · 11-10-2002, 08:04 AM

hmm i guess im different:

- jerk off
- stand up

Nydahl · 11-10-2002, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LunaC
Check stats
Check email
Go pee
Shower
Make tea
Work

I can't see any reason why to check stats - it is always the same - 0 balance on my account

Thanks god I have 3 more non adult copmany here

dav555add · 11-10-2002, 08:09 AM

take a piss
wash hands
turn on computer
make coffee
drink coffee
check to make sure sites all work
take shower
wash teeth
start day on damn computer in damn house

High Quality · 11-10-2002, 08:17 AM

1. Check stats at all sponsors
2. Check MRTG of server
3. Check professional and personal emails
4. Then usually take a piss.
5. Eat + drink coffee
6. Brush teeth and shower
7. Start doing work - or just fucking around.

High Quality · 11-10-2002, 08:18 AM

note that I am already fucking around, as it is 10:16 am and replied to this post before even taking a piss...

Brown Bear · 11-10-2002, 08:20 AM

take piss + fart

.:Frog:. · 11-10-2002, 08:28 AM

- turn on computer
- piss/wash hands lol
- make a coffee and smoke
- go on computer

DragonAss · 11-10-2002, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nydahl
morning joint? brbrbrbr

Wake-n-Bake

Quote:

Originally posted by Nydahl
I go to toilet first and read newspapper

Not a problem. Just take the bowl or joint with you.

thatdykeliz · 11-10-2002, 08:42 AM

If it's a weekday: drag myself out of bed, make coffee, smoke a cigarette, nag the kid till she's dressed, fight with her over brushing her hair, send her off to school, get more coffee. I gauge the day's pain quotient, adjust my meds accordingly. Say hello to the husband when he comes in from work (graveyard shift as an x-ray tech at the hospital) let him grope me a bit before he goes to bed

, sit down at the computer to work on building my sites and worrying about how soon I can go live with them.

If it's a weekend: after 7am I sleep very lightly, listening to make sure the kid hasn't set the cats on fire/destroyed the apartment/hurt herself irreparably. If she needs something, I drag myself out of bed and make coffee while I'm up. I gauge the day's pain quotient, adjust my meds accordingly. Say hello to the husband, quick grope, smoke cigarettes, work, worry, etc. More coffee as needed.

eiht_98 · 11-10-2002, 08:47 AM

adamneve · 11-10-2002, 08:53 AM

get a blow job....

LunaC · 11-10-2002, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nydahl
I can't see any reason why to check stats - it is always the same - 0 balance on my account

Hope springs eternal

zubr · 11-10-2002, 09:11 AM

first thing i do is check stats! :D

EscortBiz · 11-10-2002, 09:23 AM

very first thing stats sometimes im half asleep when i check it and then go back to bed and then I wake up again and I cannot remember did I really check it or was that a dream that I checked it.

Am I the only one with this problem?

washiez · 11-10-2002, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
very first thing stats sometimes im half asleep when i check it and then go back to bed and then I wake up again and I cannot remember did I really check it or was that a dream that I checked it.

Am I the only one with this problem?

Ive been checking stats in my dreams for 5 + years now.. ya think itd stop but it dont.. I hate the ones where you have A really good day in your dream and u wake up and yer like sheeits, its summa time..

Fletch XXX · 11-10-2002, 09:50 AM

Routine.

Wake.
Water.
Piss.
Wash.
Dry.
Check stats naked.
Dress.
Bowl.
Stats.
Bowl.
Stats.
Bowl.
GFY...

gothweb · 11-10-2002, 09:57 AM

First thing I do is generally piss, though what I really want to do is get downstairs and check my email. Doing my morning webcomics and my email is how I start my day. Of course, email includes CCBill signups, so I guess its kindof like checking my stats.

BR Guy · 11-10-2002, 10:44 AM

usually I open my eyes...

dapproid · 11-10-2002, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
hmm i guess im different:

- jerk off
- stand up

True, true!!!!!!!

dapproid · 11-10-2002, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
hmm i guess im different:

- jerk off
- stand up

True, true.

KRL · 11-10-2002, 10:48 AM

In no particular order,

Piss
Brush my teeth
Take my kid to school
Walk my dog
Check my e-mail
Go to Dunkin Donuts down the street for coffee and a glazed
Watch the morning news
Take my vitamins
And wake up by laughing at all these funny posts on GFY

Fatbrain · 11-10-2002, 10:52 AM

Wake up.
Hit Snooze.
Sleep.

<Repeat about 5 times>

Wake up.
Grab smokes.
Light smokes.
Goto bathroom.
Smoke.
Meanwhile coffee made itself. (Gotta love today's technology)
Make cup of coffee.
Goto PC.
Check stats.
Read email.
Check message boards.
Get ready for work.
Drink lots more coffee and excedrin.
Leave for work.

psyko514 · 11-10-2002, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
very first thing stats sometimes im half asleep when i check it and then go back to bed and then I wake up again and I cannot remember did I really check it or was that a dream that I checked it.

Am I the only one with this problem?

nope, i'm pretty much the same.
i hit the snooze button 14-19 times.

Fletch XXX · 11-10-2002, 11:29 AM

go to work?

Hahahaha

CDSmith · 11-10-2002, 11:29 AM

I left out one important variable....

have nice satisfying morning dump.

Falls in there usually a while after first coffee but well before 3rd screw session.

dantheman · 11-10-2002, 12:21 PM

up at 5am--quck leak, put some coffee on, do about 10 minutes of stretching,
100 situps,
50 pushups,

go out and run about 5 miles
back home another 10 minutes of low impact excersizes
then coffee and work....

Morgan · 11-10-2002, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Depends on the morning.

If alone....

scratch nuts
stretch & yawn
scratch nuts
get up
morning whizz w big fart
wash hands
make coffee
let dog out
check sites/stats

If with somone...

scratch nuts
sneak-attack her from behind
yawn/stretch
get up
morning whizz w big fart
make coffee
check sites/stats
bring 2 coffees to bed
share coffee with her
round 2 of morning sex
back to sleep
repeat as necessary

So you wash your hands only when your alone??

Morgan · 11-10-2002, 12:29 PM

Funny how people check stats first thing. I used to do this but once my signups started snowBALLIN' I got bored of it. Now I refer to my bank statements.

pimplink · 11-10-2002, 12:41 PM

orange juice, 50 push ups, stretch, more orange juice, check my stats, shower... then day begins.

EscortBiz · 11-10-2002, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by washiez

Ive been checking stats in my dreams for 5 + years now.. ya think itd stop but it dont.. I hate the ones where you have A really good day in your dream and u wake up and yer like sheeits, its summa time..

I hate the ones where you dream you got no emails and I get upset.

eru · 11-10-2002, 01:23 PM

1. Get out of bed.
2. Wash up.
a. Deoderant
b. Brush teeth
c. Floss
d. Mouthwash
e. Wash face
3. Exercise
a. 100 sit-ups
b. 100 reps of lifting
4. Feed fish.
5. Check stats.
6. BBS
7. Get dressed after I cool down from exercise.

hershie · 11-10-2002, 01:27 PM

cat wakes me at 4AM
curse at cat
feed cat
taunt cat with threats of abandonment
back to sleep

Bobo · 11-10-2002, 01:33 PM

Run naked around the block.

11-10-2002, 06:47 AM	#1
notjoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,599	what is the firs thing you do when you wake up? Have a smoke, make a coffee, then roll a joint is my morning thing. How about you fuckers!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	unfortunately reach for a smoke. then go let the dog out and a take a swig of Coca Cola. Go back to sleep for awhile listening to the radio. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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11-10-2002, 06:53 AM	#4
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11-10-2002, 06:54 AM	#5
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	check that my 3 motorcycles is still there.. then go for a piss

11-10-2002, 07:01 AM	#6
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11-10-2002, 07:05 AM	#7
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11-10-2002, 07:31 AM	#10
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11-10-2002, 07:52 AM	#13
DragonAss Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Philly, PA USA Posts: 206	1. Coke 2. Percocet 3. Smoke (while the Perc kicks in) 4. Figure out where I am Based on what the variables are set to, the day pretty much goes from there.

11-10-2002, 07:58 AM	#16
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11-10-2002, 07:59 AM	#17
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11-10-2002, 08:09 AM	#20
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11-10-2002, 08:17 AM	#21
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	1. Check stats at all sponsors 2. Check MRTG of server 3. Check professional and personal emails 4. Then usually take a piss. 5. Eat + drink coffee 6. Brush teeth and shower 7. Start doing work - or just fucking around.

11-10-2002, 08:18 AM	#22
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	note that I am already fucking around, as it is 10:16 am and replied to this post before even taking a piss...

11-10-2002, 08:20 AM	#23
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11-10-2002, 08:28 AM	#24
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11-10-2002, 08:42 AM	#26
thatdykeliz Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: talkin dirty on the phone Posts: 1,026	If it's a weekday: drag myself out of bed, make coffee, smoke a cigarette, nag the kid till she's dressed, fight with her over brushing her hair, send her off to school, get more coffee. I gauge the day's pain quotient, adjust my meds accordingly. Say hello to the husband when he comes in from work (graveyard shift as an x-ray tech at the hospital) let him grope me a bit before he goes to bed , sit down at the computer to work on building my sites and worrying about how soon I can go live with them. If it's a weekend: after 7am I sleep very lightly, listening to make sure the kid hasn't set the cats on fire/destroyed the apartment/hurt herself irreparably. If she needs something, I drag myself out of bed and make coffee while I'm up. I gauge the day's pain quotient, adjust my meds accordingly. Say hello to the husband, quick grope, smoke cigarettes, work, worry, etc. More coffee as needed. __________________ <font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>

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11-10-2002, 09:57 AM	#34
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	First thing I do is generally piss, though what I really want to do is get downstairs and check my email. Doing my morning webcomics and my email is how I start my day. Of course, email includes CCBill signups, so I guess its kindof like checking my stats. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

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11-10-2002, 10:48 AM	#38
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	In no particular order, Piss Brush my teeth Take my kid to school Walk my dog Check my e-mail Go to Dunkin Donuts down the street for coffee and a glazed Watch the morning news Take my vitamins And wake up by laughing at all these funny posts on GFY

11-10-2002, 10:52 AM	#39
Fatbrain Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mars Posts: 218	Wake up. Hit Snooze. Sleep. <Repeat about 5 times> Wake up. Grab smokes. Light smokes. Goto bathroom. Smoke. Meanwhile coffee made itself. (Gotta love today's technology) Make cup of coffee. Goto PC. Check stats. Read email. Check message boards. Get ready for work. Drink lots more coffee and excedrin. Leave for work.

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11-10-2002, 12:41 PM	#46
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