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Webmasturbator · 11-08-2002, 09:08 PM

IN THE RING....Canada versus Uncle Sam...see who wins in this Google Fight!and the results are:

twistyneck · 11-08-2002, 09:15 PM

I got very different results.

Webmasturbator · 11-08-2002, 09:19 PM

Okay..hide from the truth...of course when you are going to put in a verb or an adjective it is going to distort the real battle results..but the truth remains with the name of the country alone we canucks come out on top!

Alt+F4 · 11-08-2002, 09:21 PM

Canada Blows and so does this thread.

This is where the Google fights are going down --> Click

Webmasturbator · 11-08-2002, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Alt+F4
Canada Blows and so does this thread.

This is where the Google fights are going down --> Click

Stuff a sock in it newbie.

[Labret] · 11-08-2002, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Webmasturbator
Okay..hide from the truth...of course when you are going to put in a verb or an adjective it is going to distort the real battle results..but the truth remains with the name of the country alone we canucks come out on top!

That is your nations claim to fame? You beat us in Google fights?

"Welcome to Canada. We rule Google fights."

11-08-2002, 09:25 PM

We also have fine maple syrup. And the French.

Kris · 11-08-2002, 09:26 PM

great post... who's the newbie here?

dallas stars beat the maple leafs tonight

[Labret] · 11-08-2002, 09:27 PM

"Welcome to Canada. We may have an unemployment rate like rural Mexico, but we will 0wn j00 at Google Fights".

cherrylula · 11-08-2002, 09:27 PM

Watch out tourism in Canada is about to blow up now!

cherrylula · 11-08-2002, 09:29 PM

Its all about $$$

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

Webmasturbator · 11-08-2002, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

That is your nations claim to fame? You beat us in Google fights?

"Welcome to Canada. We rule Google fights."

No, actually it shows the importance of Canadians in cyberspace. We are the most wired country per capita in the world. Truth hurts, la brat.

[Labret] · 11-08-2002, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Webmasturbator

We are the most wired country per capita in the world. Truth hurts, la brat.

"welcome to canada. we got more web dorks than you."

yeah. you are right, it hurts.

TheDoc · 11-08-2002, 09:45 PM

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

USA=WINS

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-08-2002, 09:56 PM

I only wish I could live in America. I fucking hate it here in Canada. I would give anything to be an American! Anything. I was going to move to Russia for a girl but she's missing. So I guess I am stuck here in Vancouver until I can find another place to go.

Fuck Canada!

Webmasturbator · 11-08-2002, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by ToRussiaWithLove
I only wish I could live in America. I fucking hate it here in Canada. I would give anything to be an American! Anything. I was going to move to Russia for a girl but she's missing. So I guess I am stuck here in Vancouver until I can find another place to go.

Fuck Canada!

You sound like a very lonely confused individual. Anyone wanting to move to a strange country thousands of kilometers away for the sake of being with a woman you hardly know is unbalanced emotionly as well.

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-08-2002, 10:10 PM

I am in love with her and in a world of hatrid here in Canada. Yes, I am alone. I am not the least bit confused, frustrated maybe. I just need a companion. I have no family left.

tree · 11-08-2002, 10:10 PM

kill yourself

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-08-2002, 10:12 PM

I have thought about it.

tree · 11-08-2002, 10:12 PM

pussy

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-08-2002, 10:13 PM

Yes, I need some badly.

[Labret] · 11-08-2002, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by ToRussiaWithLove
I have thought about it.

You want to kill yourself over pussy you have never met?

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-08-2002, 10:27 PM

Not over my girl in Russia. My whole life is like a big bag of shit. I was divorced by my xwife who left me for another man. My 14 year old is on drugs and doesnt care to spend time with me. I was fired from my job working with the city and now the girl I love is nowhere to be found. I am not the best looking guy so its not like the women flock to me. Whatever... no need to go on about my life

tree · 11-08-2002, 10:43 PM

I was divorced by my xwife who left me for another man.
- get some penis pills! its too small -

My 14 year old is on drugs and doesnt care to spend time with me.
- all seems normal there. if he wasnt on drugs and wanted to spend time then you should worry! -

get off your ass, drink a fifth of whiskey, smoke a joint, and realize none of that bullshit even matters.

MPBWhitney · 11-08-2002, 10:45 PM

Dude I too am Canadian and am from Vancouver..... although i am totally unable to empathize with your problems i strive to offer you this one comment..... seek refuge in the mountains!!!

Go to Stanley Park and hang out with the rain forest! It's natural therapy!

Or there is always a pimpin' show at Brandi's!

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-08-2002, 11:24 PM

It's all because of where I live. If only I could be in America. I would make it to the top.

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-08-2002, 11:29 PM

MPB. We live in the homeless capitol of the world. We are just going to end up like the rest of us... There is no future here.

Roach · 11-09-2002, 12:35 AM

Russians always win.
Gofuckyourself vs Crutop ( main russian adult webmasters board )
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

[Labret] · 11-09-2002, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roach
Russians always win.
Gofuckyourself vs Crutop ( main russian adult webmasters board )
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

Whats the url to this "main russian board"?

Roach · 11-09-2002, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

Whats the url to this "main russian board"?

http://crutop.nu

bhutocracy · 11-09-2002, 02:30 AM

hahahah.. hmmm maybe because there are about 4 ways to say "America" - US, USA, United States is why the one way to say "canada" beats them individually

ControlThy · 11-09-2002, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
"Welcome to Canada. We may have an unemployment rate like rural Mexico, but we will 0wn j00 at Google Fights".

Maybe they have an unemployment rate a few percents above the US rate, but at least they don't have millions of people living in poverty. It may be bad for productivity, but remember that not all nations have the same political structure/system as the US.

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-09-2002, 03:29 AM

I dont care., i just want an american or a mexican woman to marry me. If there are any single girl in hte USA that would like a nice Canadian man to spen the rest of their lives with. Emall me.

quiet · 11-09-2002, 04:12 AM

Canada sucks

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-09-2002, 04:18 AM

Your right. all the girls here have been used and abused. andn are all over the net already. Someone please please please save me?

.:Frog:. · 11-09-2002, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ToRussiaWithLove
I only wish I could live in America. I fucking hate it here in Canada. I would give anything to be an American! Anything. I was going to move to Russia for a girl but she's missing. So I guess I am stuck here in Vancouver until I can find another place to go.

Fuck Canada!

I think this is an American pretending to be Canadian. What a fucking loser.

Webmasturbator · 11-09-2002, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ToRussiaWithLove
I only wish I could live in America. I fucking hate it here in Canada. I would give anything to be an American! Anything. I was going to move to Russia for a girl but she's missing. So I guess I am stuck here in Vancouver until I can find another place to go.

Fuck Canada!

Think about it for a sec. Do you actually think that if you lived in the States, it would be any better for you? Do you think the women would come knocking on your door? You need to direct your blame inwards instead of blaming a nation. You are obviously very introverted and cannot express yourself when in the presence of woman. But you need to determine where the problem lays, and that is at the inadequacies within yourself and not within your environment.

dickblast · 11-09-2002, 01:00 PM

in the us u could be evicted and live in abject poverty rather than just being unemployed, and since ur a foreigner ud probably just be booted out anyhow!

ironic that some1 from detroit is bashing canadians for being poor lowlifes

kaylacam · 11-09-2002, 01:35 PM

Why did I think this post would be about hockey?

CDSmith · 11-09-2002, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ToRussiaWithLove
It's all because of where I live. If only I could be in America. I would make it to the top.

Ohhh, the rude awakening this chap is in for.

Martin · 11-09-2002, 03:14 PM

I find it funny how much Americans hate losing to ANYTHING to Canada.. After we took both Golds for Hockey the Leafs were in New York playing the Rangers and they we're booing our National Anthem not standing etc etc.. Also during the game screaming USA USA USA.. Anyway New York won that game and the fans were going nuts like they just stripped us of our gold. I guess they don't know that half the Leafs are from Sweden and 80% of the Rangers including all the star players are from Canada..lol..

Funny Americans.. Most of ya couldn't find your ass with a map

11-08-2002, 09:08 PM	#1
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MPBWhitney Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 507	Dude I too am Canadian and am from Vancouver..... although i am totally unable to empathize with your problems i strive to offer you this one comment..... seek refuge in the mountains!!! Go to Stanley Park and hang out with the rain forest! It's natural therapy! Or there is always a pimpin' show at Brandi's! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	I got very different results.

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Webmasturbator So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 210	Okay..hide from the truth...of course when you are going to put in a verb or an adjective it is going to distort the real battle results..but the truth remains with the name of the country alone we canucks come out on top!

11-08-2002, 09:25 PM	#7
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	We also have fine maple syrup. And the French.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	"Welcome to Canada. We may have an unemployment rate like rural Mexico, but we will 0wn j00 at Google Fights".

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Watch out tourism in Canada is about to blow up now!

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Its all about $$$ http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

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ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	I only wish I could live in America. I fucking hate it here in Canada. I would give anything to be an American! Anything. I was going to move to Russia for a girl but she's missing. So I guess I am stuck here in Vancouver until I can find another place to go. Fuck Canada!

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ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	I am in love with her and in a world of hatrid here in Canada. Yes, I am alone. I am not the least bit confused, frustrated maybe. I just need a companion. I have no family left.

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tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	kill yourself

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ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	I have thought about it.

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ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	Yes, I need some badly.

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ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	Not over my girl in Russia. My whole life is like a big bag of shit. I was divorced by my xwife who left me for another man. My 14 year old is on drugs and doesnt care to spend time with me. I was fired from my job working with the city and now the girl I love is nowhere to be found. I am not the best looking guy so its not like the women flock to me. Whatever... no need to go on about my life

11-08-2002, 10:43 PM	#24
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	I was divorced by my xwife who left me for another man. - get some penis pills! its too small - My 14 year old is on drugs and doesnt care to spend time with me. - all seems normal there. if he wasnt on drugs and wanted to spend time then you should worry! - get off your ass, drink a fifth of whiskey, smoke a joint, and realize none of that bullshit even matters.

11-08-2002, 11:24 PM	#26
ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	It's all because of where I live. If only I could be in America. I would make it to the top.

11-08-2002, 11:29 PM	#27
ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	MPB. We live in the homeless capitol of the world. We are just going to end up like the rest of us... There is no future here.

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Roach Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: behind your monitor Posts: 142	Russians always win. Gofuckyourself vs Crutop ( main russian adult webmasters board ) http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	hahahah.. hmmm maybe because there are about 4 ways to say "America" - US, USA, United States is why the one way to say "canada" beats them individually

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ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	I dont care., i just want an american or a mexican woman to marry me. If there are any single girl in hte USA that would like a nice Canadian man to spen the rest of their lives with. Emall me.

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	Canada sucks __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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ToRussiaWithLove Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 56	Your right. all the girls here have been used and abused. andn are all over the net already. Someone please please please save me?

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Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	I find it funny how much Americans hate losing to ANYTHING to Canada.. After we took both Golds for Hockey the Leafs were in New York playing the Rangers and they we're booing our National Anthem not standing etc etc.. Also during the game screaming USA USA USA.. Anyway New York won that game and the fans were going nuts like they just stripped us of our gold. I guess they don't know that half the Leafs are from Sweden and 80% of the Rangers including all the star players are from Canada..lol.. Funny Americans.. Most of ya couldn't find your ass with a map __________________ Last edited by Martin; 11-09-2002 at 03:15 PM..