Ha ha ha-CANADA KICKS AMERICAN ASS
 

IN THE RING....Canada versus Uncle Sam...see who wins in this Google Fight!and the results are:

I got very different results.

Okay..hide from the truth...of course when you are going to put in a verb or an adjective it is going to distort the real battle results..but the truth remains with the name of the country alone we canucks come out on top!:BangBang:

Canada Blows and so does this thread.

This is where the Google fights are going down --> Click

Stuff a sock in it newbie.

That is your nations claim to fame? You beat us in Google fights?

"Welcome to Canada. We rule Google fights."

We also have fine maple syrup. And the French.

great post... who's the newbie here?

dallas stars beat the maple leafs tonight

"Welcome to Canada. We may have an unemployment rate like rural Mexico, but we will 0wn j00 at Google Fights".

Watch out tourism in Canada is about to blow up now!

:1orglaugh

Its all about $$$

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

No, actually it shows the importance of Canadians in cyberspace. We are the most wired country per capita in the world. Truth hurts, la brat.

"welcome to canada. we got more web dorks than you."

yeah. you are right, it hurts.

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

USA=WINS

I only wish I could live in America. I fucking hate it here in Canada. I would give anything to be an American! Anything. I was going to move to Russia for a girl but she's missing. So I guess I am stuck here in Vancouver until I can find another place to go. :(

Fuck Canada! :thumbsup

You sound like a very lonely confused individual. Anyone wanting to move to a strange country thousands of kilometers away for the sake of being with a woman you hardly know is unbalanced emotionly as well.

I am in love with her and in a world of hatrid here in Canada. Yes, I am alone. I am not the least bit confused, frustrated maybe. I just need a companion. I have no family left. :(

kill yourself

I have thought about it. :Oh crap

pussy

Yes, I need some badly. :(

You want to kill yourself over pussy you have never met?

Not over my girl in Russia. My whole life is like a big bag of shit. I was divorced by my xwife who left me for another man. My 14 year old is on drugs and doesnt care to spend time with me. I was fired from my job working with the city and now the girl I love is nowhere to be found. I am not the best looking guy so its not like the women flock to me. Whatever... no need to go on about my life :(

I was divorced by my xwife who left me for another man.
- get some penis pills! its too small -

My 14 year old is on drugs and doesnt care to spend time with me.
- all seems normal there. if he wasnt on drugs and wanted to spend time then you should worry! -

get off your ass, drink a fifth of whiskey, smoke a joint, and realize none of that bullshit even matters.
:glugglug

Dude I too am Canadian and am from Vancouver..... although i am totally unable to empathize with your problems i strive to offer you this one comment..... seek refuge in the mountains!!!

Go to Stanley Park and hang out with the rain forest! It's natural therapy!

:thumbsup

Or there is always a pimpin' show at Brandi's! :winkwink:

It's all because of where I live. If only I could be in America. I would make it to the top.

MPB. We live in the homeless capitol of the world. We are just going to end up like the rest of us... There is no future here.

Russians always win.
Gofuckyourself vs Crutop ( main russian adult webmasters board )
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/c...re=1&langue=us

Whats the url to this "main russian board"?

hahahah.. hmmm maybe because there are about 4 ways to say "America" - US, USA, United States is why the one way to say "canada" beats them individually :)

Maybe they have an unemployment rate a few percents above the US rate, but at least they don't have millions of people living in poverty. It may be bad for productivity, but remember that not all nations have the same political structure/system as the US.

I dont care., i just want an american or a mexican woman to marry me. If there are any single girl in hte USA that would like a nice Canadian man to spen the rest of their lives with. Emall me.

Canada sucks

Your right. all the girls here have been used and abused. andn are all over the net already. Someone please please please save me?

I think this is an American pretending to be Canadian. What a fucking loser.

Think about it for a sec. Do you actually think that if you lived in the States, it would be any better for you? Do you think the women would come knocking on your door? You need to direct your blame inwards instead of blaming a nation. You are obviously very introverted and cannot express yourself when in the presence of woman. But you need to determine where the problem lays, and that is at the inadequacies within yourself and not within your environment.

in the us u could be evicted and live in abject poverty rather than just being unemployed, and since ur a foreigner ud probably just be booted out anyhow!

ironic that some1 from detroit is bashing canadians for being poor lowlifes

:thumbsup

Why did I think this post would be about hockey?

Ohhh, the rude awakening this chap is in for.

I find it funny how much Americans hate losing to ANYTHING to Canada.. After we took both Golds for Hockey the Leafs were in New York playing the Rangers and they we're booing our National Anthem not standing etc etc.. Also during the game screaming USA USA USA.. Anyway New York won that game and the fans were going nuts like they just stripped us of our gold. I guess they don't know that half the Leafs are from Sweden and 80% of the Rangers including all the star players are from Canada..lol..

Funny Americans.. Most of ya couldn't find your ass with a map :1orglaugh