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Want 15000 Free Hits?
Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards.
I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries. Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free? All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign. You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot. Post the video here, you get the free hits. You have my word. This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well. Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is.
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I'd be all over that.. but i shaved on saturday... can i shave my rectum instead?
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Damn, I just used my last tube of Icy Hot by squirting it up my ass.
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when i was in bootcamp, i put flexall 454 on my sack as a dare, and that shit was fucking hot and cold at the same time, was painful and pleasurable at the same time.. weird. been there done that.. might do it again
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Im fucking serious guys.
Do this and Ill send you 15k, and make you BP4L Family 4-Life.
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#6 |
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Ha... I bet Boneprone just sends 15K hits from the Jesus Hitbot and has a good chuckle at the expense of some poor fool.
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so... what was the bet?
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getting some :popcorn: to see this
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sounds tempting.
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Must be ICY HOT.
And Must be freshly shaved. The Shave and the application of the icy hot must be on film. And then after the application I must see you do the "4-Life" Hand sign and say "From the Necar of the Bone Flows All That Clicks" This saying is a mandatory procedure for all that have entered the family. However doing this after a shave and icy hot would make you ELITE BP4L
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all this for 15k???
no thanks god knows how long it will take before it ends up on Kazaa
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I think he's serious...
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Also, your video will be on the boneprone4life.com site with your name and link to your site or program as we list all of the family members.
(soon to be remodled)
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I'd do it but I made a pledge to be 100% natural.
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who the fuck cares if it ends up on kazza.
You dont have to show your face. Just your cock getting shaved, the icy hot, the BP4L hand sign after you apply the cream, and the proclimation saying "From The Nectar Of The Bone Flows All That Clicks."
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Didn't this just occur on the Howard Stern show the other morning?
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Im not doing this for a dozen people, just one person.
One person only.. Maybe two. So you will become an instant star. Trust me, im a master at craeting a name and making something popular. You could become popular overnight after this, and you and your program would be on the radar of many webmasters after this.. Benifits of the family.. No beat in's, but burn in's.
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comeon Pete, tell em its not so bad.
You had to do this when you were admitted to the family.
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just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling
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just a hint.
when you play rugby, and you put icyhot on the inside of your thigh due to a pulled muscle and pull your drawers on after the application, by the time you hit the field you wanna die. not nice. but after you shave your nuts? hmmm, prolly hurts like hell :P |
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probably.
Should be worth the price of admission. WHos man enough to step up? Step up and prove to be worthy enough to join the family.
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do any of you have a camcorder?
Well do any of you have the balls?
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Goddammit...if my site was already up and you'd accept a chick shaving her pussy/applying IcyHot, I'd do it. I could use the hits, and I have no fucking shame.
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that shit would burn for hours
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Damn I do that shit once a week !!!
How can I transform it into media player ? |
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i'd do it but i'm too lazy to goto the store to buy some icy hot
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I shaved my balls yesterday and put some aftershave on 'em. That's fun too..
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SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it
THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this ![]()
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Electric , safety or straight razor?
I haven't done anything this stupid in awhile, do I need to be sober? Any bonus for having a girl do the shaving? |
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If I wasn't hung like a chipmunk i'd do it.
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Hey Bone...
What will you give me if I decide to take those blasted hits off of your hands? It better be something good. ![]()
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You must have watched Howard Stern Last night?.
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Sorry:
(A) I shave anyway so no "fresh" grass to cut (B) No way I'm risking damaging my rocks for 15k. I'd like to have kids some day and I'm sure that Icy Hot stuff on such a sensitive area with such thin skin could cause serious damage.
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Howard should put GFY on his fucking show. This board would make such great material.
Lord almighty this is hands down the funniest webmaster board ever created. You could be having the worst day and all you gotta do is drop in to this nuthouse and you'll be laughing your ass off in no time and forgetting all your problems. Someone should seriously develop a sitcom about the adult webmaster community, its got all the ingredients you need to be a smash hit. Hahahahahahahahahahaha |
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I'll give myself a facial if you'll send me the traffic.
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I want to see what struggling webmaster is now whoring himself out by shaving his nuts as we speak....
15,000 hits is more than some of these fools have gotten all year and to them, it would seem like a windfall....
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I pluck my rectum hairs for fun so this would be a walk in the park.
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anyone?
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