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boneprone · 11-07-2002, 03:57 AM

Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards.

I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries.

Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free?

All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign.

You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.

Post the video here, you get the free hits.

You have my word.

This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well.
Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is.

vasten · 11-07-2002, 03:58 AM

I'd be all over that.. but i shaved on saturday... can i shave my rectum instead?

Brown Bear · 11-07-2002, 03:59 AM

Damn, I just used my last tube of Icy Hot by squirting it up my ass.

p|mpdog · 11-07-2002, 04:00 AM

when i was in bootcamp, i put flexall 454 on my sack as a dare, and that shit was fucking hot and cold at the same time, was painful and pleasurable at the same time.. weird. been there done that.. might do it again

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 04:00 AM

Im fucking serious guys.
Do this and Ill send you 15k, and make you BP4L Family 4-Life.

Joe Sixpack · 11-07-2002, 04:01 AM

Ha... I bet Boneprone just sends 15K hits from the Jesus Hitbot and has a good chuckle at the expense of some poor fool.

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-07-2002, 04:01 AM

so... what was the bet?

Jimbo · 11-07-2002, 04:01 AM

getting some :popcorn: to see this

Alky · 11-07-2002, 04:01 AM

sounds tempting.

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 04:03 AM

Must be ICY HOT.

And Must be freshly shaved.
The Shave and the application of the icy hot must be on film.

And then after the application I must see you do the "4-Life" Hand sign and say "From the Necar of the Bone Flows All That Clicks"

This saying is a mandatory procedure for all that have entered the family. However doing this after a shave and icy hot would make you ELITE BP4L

Dildozer · 11-07-2002, 04:03 AM

all this for 15k???
no thanks
god knows how long it will take before it ends up on Kazaa

TheFLY · 11-07-2002, 04:04 AM

I think he's serious...

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 04:04 AM

Also, your video will be on the boneprone4life.com site with your name and link to your site or program as we list all of the family members.

(soon to be remodled)

TheFLY · 11-07-2002, 04:05 AM

I'd do it but I made a pledge to be 100% natural.

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 04:06 AM

who the fuck cares if it ends up on kazza.
You dont have to show your face.

Just your cock getting shaved, the icy hot, the BP4L hand sign after you apply the cream, and the proclimation saying "From The Nectar Of The Bone Flows All That Clicks."

frankfortuna · 11-07-2002, 04:06 AM

Didn't this just occur on the Howard Stern show the other morning?

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 04:08 AM

Im not doing this for a dozen people, just one person.
One person only..

Maybe two.

So you will become an instant star.

Trust me, im a master at craeting a name and making something popular.

You could become popular overnight after this, and you and your program would be on the radar of many webmasters after this..

Benifits of the family..

No beat in's, but burn in's.

TheFLY · 11-07-2002, 04:13 AM

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 04:14 AM

comeon Pete, tell em its not so bad.
You had to do this when you were admitted to the family.

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-07-2002, 04:15 AM

just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling

TheFLY · 11-07-2002, 04:15 AM

Jimbo · 11-07-2002, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling

I don't think they can get crack or beer instantly with 15k of traffic

L0stMind · 11-07-2002, 04:22 AM

just a hint.

when you play rugby, and you put icyhot on the inside of your thigh due to a pulled muscle and pull your drawers on after the application, by the time you hit the field you wanna die.

not nice.

but after you shave your nuts? hmmm, prolly hurts like hell :P

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 04:24 AM

probably.

Should be worth the price of admission.

WHos man enough to step up?
Step up and prove to be worthy enough to join the family.

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 05:02 AM

do any of you have a camcorder?

Well do any of you have the balls?

thatdykeliz · 11-07-2002, 05:08 AM

Goddammit...if my site was already up and you'd accept a chick shaving her pussy/applying IcyHot, I'd do it. I could use the hits, and I have no fucking shame.

tree · 11-07-2002, 05:13 AM

that shit would burn for hours

...i hope somebody does this

NickB. · 11-07-2002, 05:17 AM

Damn I do that shit once a week !!!
How can I transform it into media player ?

Benja · 11-07-2002, 06:25 AM

I want to see that !

Pornwolf · 11-07-2002, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
<img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/macho-manboobs.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/glassjoe1.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/flamenco-dance.gif">

Ya got me looking for my old Nintendo!

BR Guy · 11-07-2002, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.

ok, I've to admit that I'm a bunghole but what the hell is icy hot?
english is not my native language and I don't have clue for that...

pornJester · 11-07-2002, 07:12 AM

i'd do it but i'm too lazy to goto the store to buy some icy hot

Jakke PNG · 11-07-2002, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
do any of you have a camcorder?

Well do any of you have the balls?

I ain't got a camcorder nor have I any idea what icy hot is.
I shaved my balls yesterday and put some aftershave on 'em. That's fun too..

Va2k · 11-07-2002, 07:51 AM

SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it

THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this

some_idiot · 11-07-2002, 08:01 AM

Electric , safety or straight razor?

I haven't done anything this stupid in awhile, do I need
to be sober? Any bonus for having a girl do the shaving?

quiet · 11-07-2002, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I ain't got a camcorder nor have I any idea what icy hot is.
I shaved my balls yesterday and put some aftershave on 'em. That's fun too..

your posts are almost always strangely amusing

pornJester · 11-07-2002, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it

THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this

you were pouring rubbing alcohol on your nuts while driving down the interstate?

High Quality · 11-07-2002, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards.

I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries.

Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free?

All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign.

You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.

Post the video here, you get the free hits.

You have my word.

This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well.
Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is.

Yeah, I saw howard Stern last night too, you unoriginal fucken bastard.

AzteK · 11-07-2002, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
<img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/macho-manboobs.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/glassjoe1.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/flamenco-dance.gif">

I miss that game!

Jakke PNG · 11-07-2002, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

your posts are almost always strangely amusing

That's because:

a) I don't do it on purpose
b) I'm retarded
c) I'm drunk
d) You're drunk

Evil1 · 11-07-2002, 09:27 AM

If I wasn't hung like a chipmunk i'd do it.

Voodoo · 11-07-2002, 09:27 AM

Hey Bone...
What will you give me if I decide to take those blasted hits off of your hands?

It better be something good.

messiah1 · 11-07-2002, 09:29 AM

You must have watched Howard Stern Last night?.

railz · 11-07-2002, 09:42 AM

Sorry:

(A) I shave anyway so no "fresh" grass to cut
(B) No way I'm risking damaging my rocks for 15k. I'd like to have kids some day and I'm sure that Icy Hot stuff on such a sensitive area with such thin skin could cause serious damage.

KRL · 11-07-2002, 09:50 AM

Howard should put GFY on his fucking show. This board would make such great material.

Lord almighty this is hands down the funniest webmaster board ever created.

You could be having the worst day and all you gotta do is drop in to this nuthouse and you'll be laughing your ass off in no time and forgetting all your problems.

Someone should seriously develop a sitcom about the adult webmaster community, its got all the ingredients you need to be a smash hit.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Bobo · 11-07-2002, 09:52 AM

I'll give myself a facial if you'll send me the traffic.

Benja · 11-07-2002, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo
I'll give myself a facial if you'll send me the traffic.

BVF · 11-07-2002, 10:11 AM

I want to see what struggling webmaster is now whoring himself out by shaving his nuts as we speak....

15,000 hits is more than some of these fools have gotten all year and to them, it would seem like a windfall....

mastamindz · 11-07-2002, 10:21 AM

I pluck my rectum hairs for fun so this would be a walk in the park.

boneprone · 11-07-2002, 03:45 PM

anyone?

11-07-2002, 03:57 AM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Want 15000 Free Hits? Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards. I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries. Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free? All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign. You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot. Post the video here, you get the free hits. You have my word. This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well. Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 11-07-2002 at 04:11 AM..

11-07-2002, 03:58 AM	#2
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11-07-2002, 03:59 AM	#3
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11-07-2002, 04:00 AM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im fucking serious guys. Do this and Ill send you 15k, and make you BP4L Family 4-Life. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-07-2002, 04:01 AM	#7
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	so... what was the bet? __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

11-07-2002, 04:00 AM	#4
p\|mpdog So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 140	when i was in bootcamp, i put flexall 454 on my sack as a dare, and that shit was fucking hot and cold at the same time, was painful and pleasurable at the same time.. weird. been there done that.. might do it again

11-07-2002, 04:01 AM	#6
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	Ha... I bet Boneprone just sends 15K hits from the Jesus Hitbot and has a good chuckle at the expense of some poor fool.

11-07-2002, 04:01 AM	#8
Jimbo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,989	getting some :popcorn: to see this __________________ free sex videos

11-07-2002, 04:01 AM	#9
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	sounds tempting.

11-07-2002, 04:03 AM	#10
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Must be ICY HOT. And Must be freshly shaved. The Shave and the application of the icy hot must be on film. And then after the application I must see you do the "4-Life" Hand sign and say "From the Necar of the Bone Flows All That Clicks" This saying is a mandatory procedure for all that have entered the family. However doing this after a shave and icy hot would make you ELITE BP4L __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-07-2002, 04:03 AM	#11
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	all this for 15k??? no thanks god knows how long it will take before it ends up on Kazaa __________________ Spam link here

11-07-2002, 04:04 AM	#12
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I think he's serious...

11-07-2002, 04:05 AM	#14
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I'd do it but I made a pledge to be 100% natural.

11-07-2002, 04:06 AM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	who the fuck cares if it ends up on kazza. You dont have to show your face. Just your cock getting shaved, the icy hot, the BP4L hand sign after you apply the cream, and the proclimation saying "From The Nectar Of The Bone Flows All That Clicks." __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-07-2002, 04:06 AM	#16
frankfortuna Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,504	Didn't this just occur on the Howard Stern show the other morning?

11-07-2002, 04:08 AM	#17
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im not doing this for a dozen people, just one person. One person only.. Maybe two. So you will become an instant star. Trust me, im a master at craeting a name and making something popular. You could become popular overnight after this, and you and your program would be on the radar of many webmasters after this.. Benifits of the family.. No beat in's, but burn in's. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-07-2002, 04:13 AM	#18
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	<img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/hippo-yell.gif">

11-07-2002, 04:14 AM	#19
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	comeon Pete, tell em its not so bad. You had to do this when you were admitted to the family. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-07-2002, 04:15 AM	#20
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

11-07-2002, 04:22 AM	#23
L0stMind Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancity Posts: 1,681	just a hint. when you play rugby, and you put icyhot on the inside of your thigh due to a pulled muscle and pull your drawers on after the application, by the time you hit the field you wanna die. not nice. but after you shave your nuts? hmmm, prolly hurts like hell :P

11-07-2002, 04:24 AM	#24
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	probably. Should be worth the price of admission. WHos man enough to step up? Step up and prove to be worthy enough to join the family. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-07-2002, 05:02 AM	#25
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	do any of you have a camcorder? Well do any of you have the balls? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

11-07-2002, 05:08 AM	#26
thatdykeliz Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: talkin dirty on the phone Posts: 1,026	Goddammit...if my site was already up and you'd accept a chick shaving her pussy/applying IcyHot, I'd do it. I could use the hits, and I have no fucking shame. __________________ <font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>

11-07-2002, 05:13 AM	#27
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	that shit would burn for hours ...i hope somebody does this

11-07-2002, 05:17 AM	#28
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	Damn I do that shit once a week !!! How can I transform it into media player ?

11-07-2002, 06:25 AM	#29
Benja Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 258	I want to see that ! __________________ "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

11-07-2002, 07:12 AM	#32
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	i'd do it but i'm too lazy to goto the store to buy some icy hot __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698

11-07-2002, 07:51 AM	#34
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this __________________

11-07-2002, 08:01 AM	#35
some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	Electric , safety or straight razor? I haven't done anything this stupid in awhile, do I need to be sober? Any bonus for having a girl do the shaving?

11-07-2002, 09:27 AM	#41
Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	If I wasn't hung like a chipmunk i'd do it. __________________

11-07-2002, 09:27 AM	#42
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Hey Bone... What will you give me if I decide to take those blasted hits off of your hands? It better be something good. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

11-07-2002, 09:29 AM	#43
messiah1 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 549	You must have watched Howard Stern Last night?.

11-07-2002, 09:42 AM	#44
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Sorry: (A) I shave anyway so no "fresh" grass to cut (B) No way I'm risking damaging my rocks for 15k. I'd like to have kids some day and I'm sure that Icy Hot stuff on such a sensitive area with such thin skin could cause serious damage. __________________ This Space for Rent

11-07-2002, 09:50 AM	#45
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Howard should put GFY on his fucking show. This board would make such great material. Lord almighty this is hands down the funniest webmaster board ever created. You could be having the worst day and all you gotta do is drop in to this nuthouse and you'll be laughing your ass off in no time and forgetting all your problems. Someone should seriously develop a sitcom about the adult webmaster community, its got all the ingredients you need to be a smash hit. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

11-07-2002, 09:52 AM	#46
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	I'll give myself a facial if you'll send me the traffic.