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DWB · 11-24-2008, 01:50 PM

So I get back to my pad in LA where I have not been to in 13 months. A female friend of my was subletting it from me and she is into the whole "sex party" thing and had plenty of sex parties in my crib. As long as my sheets were washed by the time I got back, no worries.

When I walked in I already had a box of FleshLights waiting for me from the good people over there who I'm going to shoot some Asian promo content for them using the product. Being that I never actually saw one in person before I opened up the box and pulled a few of them out.

The girl at my place sees what I'm holding and says, "You have a black one in your bedroom already, why did you get more? I told her I don't own one and that these were for work and to please show me the black one.

Into the room she went and comes out with a black handle FleshLight that she says she found under my bed many months ago, she just thought it was mine. It wasn't. Seems during one of the sex parties someone had one and left it under my bed, dirty I assume.

So after some laughter about that, she left, I went about my day but when it came time for some shut eye I found myself alone in my room with a used black handled FleshLight sitting on drawer.

I've put my dick in much worse things than a used FleshLight so I grabbed what was left of some WET that was in my drawer, worked some wood and gave it a shot.

At first I didn't have enough lube and it was a little cold. It was VERY soft and flesh like but I wasn't digging it. I thought I'd try some lube IN the FleshLight before throwing in the towel and I'm glad I did because when my cock slipped into it again... OMG... it was incredible!!!

I shit you not, it was amazing. It felt like teenage Asian twat wrapped around my dick and it had a slight sucking sensation to it as well. I got off faster than I ever have in my life and creampied it.

I slowly kept pumping because it felt too good to stop and I ended up getting wood AGAIN so AGAIN I fucked it. Came fast again, maybe 2 minutes and creampied it AGAIN.

I'm not one to stand behind a product or endorse anything, but this really is amazing. If you close your eyes and let it warm up a little, you're fucking a real pussy. No doubt about it.

I'm getting wood just thinking about it again. Gonna go rub one out, brb.

Fletch XXX · 11-24-2008, 01:54 PM

told ya they rock

http://www.fletchxxx.com/fleshlight/pics.html

OG LennyT · 11-24-2008, 01:57 PM

yep, got one from JDL awhile back and it is still fun to fuck once in awhile. Very realistic... sometimes I fuck it with and without the cap for variable suction.

TripleXPrint · 11-24-2008, 01:59 PM

I'm not doubting the satisfaction you received from the Fleshlight but a used one?!?!? Come on bro, that's just fucking gross! Some other dude dropped a brick in that shit and now you're going to put your junk into it?!?! That just aint right.

Jens Van Assterdam · 11-24-2008, 02:01 PM

I only got Mr Limpy

DWB · 11-24-2008, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

told ya they rock

http://www.fletchxxx.com/fleshlight/pics.html

Dude, that looks like the one someone left at my crib.

You didn't take it to any sex parties in Van Nuys did you?

DWB · 11-24-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I'm not doubting the satisfaction you received from the Fleshlight but a used one?!?!? Come on bro, that's just fucking gross! Some other dude dropped a brick in that shit and now you're going to put your junk into it?!?! That just aint right.

Bah. A used pocket pussy that ONE dude blew his load in vs a cheap hooker who has had 1000s of different men blow their load in... I'd take either as neither bother me.

I'm the type of guy who asks to be last at a creampie gang bang.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT

yep, got one from JDL awhile back and it is still fun to fuck once in awhile. Very realistic... sometimes I fuck it with and without the cap for variable suction.

I will try that here in a few. Thanks for the tip!

Arno-TheAdultCompany.eu · 11-24-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I'm not doubting the satisfaction you received from the Fleshlight but a used one?!?!? Come on bro, that's just fucking gross! Some other dude dropped a brick in that shit and now you're going to put your junk into it?!?! That just aint right.

i have to agree with that.

webair · 11-24-2008, 02:10 PM

I want one =) but it must be clean an unused =)

JFK · 11-24-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair

I want one =) but it must be clean an unused =)

A VIRGIN ??

Sosa · 11-24-2008, 02:20 PM

Juicy never sent me one

kmanrox · 11-24-2008, 02:27 PM

better than the standard silicone pussy 'sleeves'?

_Richard_ · 11-24-2008, 02:38 PM

haha thanks for the feed-back

a little gross.. but it's ok.. lol

WebairGerard · 11-24-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair

I want one =) but it must be clean an unused =)

juicy might have a few laying around. not sure about the clean/unsused part though

pixovore · 11-24-2008, 03:48 PM

Welcome to Safe SEXXXXXXXXX!! hehehe

mynameisjim · 11-24-2008, 03:53 PM

DWB might be the first guy in history to catch an STD while masturbating. ;)

But I kid, thanks for the product review.

Supz · 11-24-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I'm not doubting the satisfaction you received from the Fleshlight but a used one?!?!? Come on bro, that's just fucking gross! Some other dude dropped a brick in that shit and now you're going to put your junk into it?!?! That just aint right.

im guessing you dont read dirtywhiteboy's other posts. This is the cleanest thing he's fucked since I've been on this board

DWB · 11-24-2008, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supzdotcom

This is the cleanest thing he's fucked since I've been on this board

Quoted for truth.

It would be silly to not use a used flesh light.

TripleXPrint · 11-24-2008, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supzdotcom

im guessing you dont read dirtywhiteboy's other posts. This is the cleanest thing he's fucked since I've been on this board

This is a true statement. I didn't even realize it was DWB that posted it. Now it all makes sense.

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2008, 06:48 PM

I need the "butt" version of it ...

11-24-2008, 01:50 PM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I had sex with a FleshLight last night. Not a joke. It was incredible. So I get back to my pad in LA where I have not been to in 13 months. A female friend of my was subletting it from me and she is into the whole "sex party" thing and had plenty of sex parties in my crib. As long as my sheets were washed by the time I got back, no worries. When I walked in I already had a box of FleshLights waiting for me from the good people over there who I'm going to shoot some Asian promo content for them using the product. Being that I never actually saw one in person before I opened up the box and pulled a few of them out. The girl at my place sees what I'm holding and says, "You have a black one in your bedroom already, why did you get more? I told her I don't own one and that these were for work and to please show me the black one. Into the room she went and comes out with a black handle FleshLight that she says she found under my bed many months ago, she just thought it was mine. It wasn't. Seems during one of the sex parties someone had one and left it under my bed, dirty I assume. So after some laughter about that, she left, I went about my day but when it came time for some shut eye I found myself alone in my room with a used black handled FleshLight sitting on drawer. I've put my dick in much worse things than a used FleshLight so I grabbed what was left of some WET that was in my drawer, worked some wood and gave it a shot. At first I didn't have enough lube and it was a little cold. It was VERY soft and flesh like but I wasn't digging it. I thought I'd try some lube IN the FleshLight before throwing in the towel and I'm glad I did because when my cock slipped into it again... OMG... it was incredible!!! I shit you not, it was amazing. It felt like teenage Asian twat wrapped around my dick and it had a slight sucking sensation to it as well. I got off faster than I ever have in my life and creampied it. I slowly kept pumping because it felt too good to stop and I ended up getting wood AGAIN so AGAIN I fucked it. Came fast again, maybe 2 minutes and creampied it AGAIN. I'm not one to stand behind a product or endorse anything, but this really is amazing. If you close your eyes and let it warm up a little, you're fucking a real pussy. No doubt about it. I'm getting wood just thinking about it again. Gonna go rub one out, brb.

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