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DWB · 11-24-2008, 01:50 PM

So I get back to my pad in LA where I have not been to in 13 months. A female friend of my was subletting it from me and she is into the whole "sex party" thing and had plenty of sex parties in my crib. As long as my sheets were washed by the time I got back, no worries.

When I walked in I already had a box of FleshLights waiting for me from the good people over there who I'm going to shoot some Asian promo content for them using the product. Being that I never actually saw one in person before I opened up the box and pulled a few of them out.

The girl at my place sees what I'm holding and says, "You have a black one in your bedroom already, why did you get more? I told her I don't own one and that these were for work and to please show me the black one.

Into the room she went and comes out with a black handle FleshLight that she says she found under my bed many months ago, she just thought it was mine. It wasn't. Seems during one of the sex parties someone had one and left it under my bed, dirty I assume.

So after some laughter about that, she left, I went about my day but when it came time for some shut eye I found myself alone in my room with a used black handled FleshLight sitting on drawer.

I've put my dick in much worse things than a used FleshLight so I grabbed what was left of some WET that was in my drawer, worked some wood and gave it a shot.

At first I didn't have enough lube and it was a little cold. It was VERY soft and flesh like but I wasn't digging it. I thought I'd try some lube IN the FleshLight before throwing in the towel and I'm glad I did because when my cock slipped into it again... OMG... it was incredible!!!

I shit you not, it was amazing. It felt like teenage Asian twat wrapped around my dick and it had a slight sucking sensation to it as well. I got off faster than I ever have in my life and creampied it.

I slowly kept pumping because it felt too good to stop and I ended up getting wood AGAIN so AGAIN I fucked it. Came fast again, maybe 2 minutes and creampied it AGAIN.

I'm not one to stand behind a product or endorse anything, but this really is amazing. If you close your eyes and let it warm up a little, you're fucking a real pussy. No doubt about it.

I'm getting wood just thinking about it again. Gonna go rub one out, brb.

11-24-2008, 01:50 PM
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I had sex with a FleshLight last night. Not a joke. It was incredible. So I get back to my pad in LA where I have not been to in 13 months. A female friend of my was subletting it from me and she is into the whole "sex party" thing and had plenty of sex parties in my crib. As long as my sheets were washed by the time I got back, no worries. When I walked in I already had a box of FleshLights waiting for me from the good people over there who I'm going to shoot some Asian promo content for them using the product. Being that I never actually saw one in person before I opened up the box and pulled a few of them out. The girl at my place sees what I'm holding and says, "You have a black one in your bedroom already, why did you get more? I told her I don't own one and that these were for work and to please show me the black one. Into the room she went and comes out with a black handle FleshLight that she says she found under my bed many months ago, she just thought it was mine. It wasn't. Seems during one of the sex parties someone had one and left it under my bed, dirty I assume. So after some laughter about that, she left, I went about my day but when it came time for some shut eye I found myself alone in my room with a used black handled FleshLight sitting on drawer. I've put my dick in much worse things than a used FleshLight so I grabbed what was left of some WET that was in my drawer, worked some wood and gave it a shot. At first I didn't have enough lube and it was a little cold. It was VERY soft and flesh like but I wasn't digging it. I thought I'd try some lube IN the FleshLight before throwing in the towel and I'm glad I did because when my cock slipped into it again... OMG... it was incredible!!! I shit you not, it was amazing. It felt like teenage Asian twat wrapped around my dick and it had a slight sucking sensation to it as well. I got off faster than I ever have in my life and creampied it. I slowly kept pumping because it felt too good to stop and I ended up getting wood AGAIN so AGAIN I fucked it. Came fast again, maybe 2 minutes and creampied it AGAIN. I'm not one to stand behind a product or endorse anything, but this really is amazing. If you close your eyes and let it warm up a little, you're fucking a real pussy. No doubt about it. I'm getting wood just thinking about it again. Gonna go rub one out, brb.