Human Cloning Explains Jesus Resurrection - GoFuckYourself.com

Fletch XXX · 11-08-2002, 10:56 AM

"CLONAID? was founded in February 1997 by Raël who is the leader of the Raelian Movement, an international religious organization which claims that life on Earth was created scientifically through DNA and genetic engineering by a human extraterrestrial race whose name, Elohim, is found in the Hebrew Bible and was mistranslated by the word "God". The Raelian Movement also claims that Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique performed by the Elohim."

http://www.clonaid.com/

becca · 11-08-2002, 10:59 AM

Fletch, you've just managed to floor me... um... bad wording.. LOL

Anyway... jeebers. If they've been around that long, wouldn't we have FOUND those silly aliens by now?

..But then again, they didn't do a very good job with us then, did they? I mean... nevermind, just nevermind! Disgust!

Just.. lemme at em! I'll slap that site silly!

RedShoe · 11-08-2002, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
The Raelian Movement also claims that Jesus was resurrected through an advanced cloning technique performed by the Elohim."

Actually, that really happened.

Fletch XXX · 11-08-2002, 11:05 AM

http://rael.org/int/english/index.html

vasten · 11-08-2002, 11:08 AM

If these aliens created us, You gotta wonder what they were thinking.

"Hey, lets stop by that planet over there, make a few clones, and ditch em without any technology. heheh they'll be rolling in their own fecal matter like space pigs"

If thats the origin of life, you goto wonder how pathetically irelevent we are in the grand scheme lol.

Besides, is it just me, or is there just a little too much evidence in favor of... oh.. whats that weird theory.. you know.. the one actually based on factual evidence... oh yeah.. evolution.

Thrawn$ · 11-08-2002, 11:08 AM

REAL is living in North Quebec, his life is a big Orgy, he fuck all day long a lot of nasty stupid teen.

RAEL meets Jesus and all other prophet when he goes to the Elohim planet in a UFO

Check his book, Le livre qui dit la verité it's in french.

RedShoe · 11-08-2002, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by Thrawn$
REAL is living in North Quebec, his life is a big Orgy, he fuck all day long a lot of nasty stupid teen.

RAEL meets Jesus and all other prophet when he goes to the Elohim planet in a UFO

Check his book, Le livre qui dit la verité it's in french.

Nice sig.

vasten · 11-08-2002, 11:10 AM

'the book that tells the truth'?

is it just me, or is that a rather un-imaginitive title.. also.. I have a feeling the title carries an irony the author didnt intend

Thrawn$ · 11-08-2002, 11:12 AM

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vasten · 11-08-2002, 11:13 AM

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Thrawn$ · 11-08-2002, 11:14 AM

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I dont follow... but i have been up for the last 20 hours or so.. so dont mind me if I'm a little slow

Cause you give to RAEL your money when you believe his shit

TFCash · 11-08-2002, 11:18 AM

If you think about it, it's not too far fetched. Think about it, with current tech advances we will have the ability to perfect the cloning methods in the next 10 years. And look how far we have come in the last 100 years, where do you think we will be 100 years from now ?? Light speed space travel ?? Just find a usable planet and plant 1000 blank people and see how they progress

Tim

cherrylula · 11-08-2002, 11:19 AM

"Once we can clone exact replicas of ourselves, the next step will be to transfer our memory and personality into our newly cloned brains, which will allow us to truly live forever. Since we will be able to remember all our past, we will be able to accumulate knowledge ad infinitum.

Thus today, man's ultimate dream of eternal life, which past religions only promised after death in mythical paradise, becomes a scientific reality."

"For example, he describes how nanotechnology will make agriculture and heavy industry redundant, how super-artificial intelligence will quickly perform human intelligence, ***how eternal life in a computer will be possible*** without the need for any biological body, and much, much more."

Hey wasn't Amp saying something a while back about wanting to toss out his keyboard and mentally project himself online? Or something like that?

Pornwolf · 11-08-2002, 11:23 AM

If you really think about it that's the best explanation we've ever had.

I mean, c'mon guys... a rib?! Seven days?!

I'll take being an alien test tube baby before that malarkey!

Nina · 11-08-2002, 11:46 AM

couldn't they think of a better name than Clonaid?
Sounds like Kool-Aid.

Sama · 11-08-2002, 11:53 AM

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UnseenWorld · 11-08-2002, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
"Once we can clone exact replicas of ourselves, the next step will be to transfer our memory and personality into our newly cloned brains, which will allow us to truly live forever.

Since the universe will either disperse forever until it's nothing more than a gigantic undifferentiated cloud (most likely) or collapse in on itself in Big Crunch, there can be no such thing as actual eternal life.

mastamindz · 11-08-2002, 12:02 PM

Taken directly from the bible which explains alien beings coming down to earth.

"15 Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.

16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.

17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.

18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up. (Ezekial 1:15-19)"

Fletch XXX · 11-08-2002, 12:05 PM

Nice.

irisPornKings · 11-08-2002, 01:27 PM

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cherrylula · 11-08-2002, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

Since the universe will either disperse forever until it's nothing more than a gigantic undifferentiated cloud (most likely) or collapse in on itself in Big Crunch, there can be no such thing as actual eternal life.

Yeah eternal life sounds pretty far-fetched right now.... but if you could live 2-300 years, would you?

I would not want to look like some wrinkled ugly thing,

but I definitely want to live a long time if medical science will allow it. Well over 100 years without really suffering at least.

sarettah · 11-08-2002, 01:36 PM

Ok, just one question.....

If we were started as clones, by aliens... Then how come there are so so many characteristics shared between the human race and the rest of the animal species on our planet? Did the aliens spend all the time cloning everything around them ? Seems a bit far far out there...... The evolution of species across millions of years (try to fathom a "Million" years some time...long long long fucking time) seems much more plausible.....

Fletch XXX · 11-08-2002, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by FarleyHiggins
Ok, just one question.....

If we were started as clones, by aliens... Then how come there are so so many characteristics shared between the human race and the rest of the animal species on our planet? Did the aliens spend all the time cloning everything around them ? Seems a bit far far out there...... The evolution of species across millions of years (try to fathom a "Million" years some time...long long long fucking time) seems much more plausible.....

To think of Aliens having to travel 'billions' of miles is harder to fathom.

Yet how far is even Pluto from Earth, or its Sun?

To think they have traveled that far, means nothing to the leegth of time.

To travel that far time means nothing, and a million years really is nothing.

Have you seen what horses used to be? Whales? They looked NOTHIng like they do now and that was only a short while back.

Pornwolf · 11-08-2002, 01:50 PM

Considering how much we like to tinker with species making hybrids and stuff it's no stretch to think that an older more advanced version of us would have made so many different species.

Ya never know.

RedShoe · 11-08-2002, 01:56 PM

Have you ever noticed how some asians have classic alien looks?

I think aliens are the asian race many, many, many thousands of years from now. They have indeed mastered time travel (they're smart mutha fuckas, y'know), and come back to our time as history lessons of what once was.

Fletch XXX · 12-29-2002, 09:53 PM

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cherrylula · 12-29-2002, 09:55 PM

So who thinks those Clonaid guys are just making this shit up?

They are supposed to have "verified" results to their clone in a couple weeks.

mrthumbs · 12-29-2002, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
So who thinks those Clonaid guys are just making this shit up?

They are supposed to have "verified" results to their clone in a couple weeks.

im positive they made it up. I'll be handing out my infamous
duh award in a few weeks.

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becca Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 131	Fletch, you've just managed to floor me... um... bad wording.. LOL Anyway... jeebers. If they've been around that long, wouldn't we have FOUND those silly aliens by now? ..But then again, they didn't do a very good job with us then, did they? I mean... nevermind, just nevermind! Disgust! Just.. lemme at em! I'll slap that site silly! __________________ - Becca

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vasten Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Edmonton Canada Posts: 107	If these aliens created us, You gotta wonder what they were thinking. "Hey, lets stop by that planet over there, make a few clones, and ditch em without any technology. heheh they'll be rolling in their own fecal matter like space pigs" If thats the origin of life, you goto wonder how pathetically irelevent we are in the grand scheme lol. Besides, is it just me, or is there just a little too much evidence in favor of... oh.. whats that weird theory.. you know.. the one actually based on factual evidence... oh yeah.. evolution. __________________ ATTENTION : If you are reading this you could have already been victimized by spam. !! Please report to the nearest liquor vendor for deprogramming. !!

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TFCash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,738	If you think about it, it's not too far fetched. Think about it, with current tech advances we will have the ability to perfect the cloning methods in the next 10 years. And look how far we have come in the last 100 years, where do you think we will be 100 years from now ?? Light speed space travel ?? Just find a usable planet and plant 1000 blank people and see how they progress Tim

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	"Once we can clone exact replicas of ourselves, the next step will be to transfer our memory and personality into our newly cloned brains, which will allow us to truly live forever. Since we will be able to remember all our past, we will be able to accumulate knowledge ad infinitum. Thus today, man's ultimate dream of eternal life, which past religions only promised after death in mythical paradise, becomes a scientific reality." "For example, he describes how nanotechnology will make agriculture and heavy industry redundant, how super-artificial intelligence will quickly perform human intelligence, *how eternal life in a computer will be possible* without the need for any biological body, and much, much more." Hey wasn't Amp saying something a while back about wanting to toss out his keyboard and mentally project himself online? Or something like that? Last edited by cherrylula; 11-08-2002 at 11:21 AM..

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	If you really think about it that's the best explanation we've ever had. I mean, c'mon guys... a rib?! Seven days?! I'll take being an alien test tube baby before that malarkey! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	Taken directly from the bible which explains alien beings coming down to earth. "15 Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces. 16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel. 17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went. 18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four. 19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up. (Ezekial 1:15-19)" __________________ If you click here, you will make money.

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sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,111	Ok, just one question..... If we were started as clones, by aliens... Then how come there are so so many characteristics shared between the human race and the rest of the animal species on our planet? Did the aliens spend all the time cloning everything around them ? Seems a bit far far out there...... The evolution of species across millions of years (try to fathom a "Million" years some time...long long long fucking time) seems much more plausible..... __________________ All cookies cleared!

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	So who thinks those Clonaid guys are just making this shit up? They are supposed to have "verified" results to their clone in a couple weeks.