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Phil · 11-21-2008, 11:35 PM

worst actor of all times.. I like the show, but his same old personality needs to die.. Terrible acting..

After Shock Media · 11-21-2008, 11:40 PM

His sunglasses pull and painful one liners are near legendary. I think they may have surpassed Star Trek Next Generations officer Troy's empathy ability in pointing out the fucking obvious.

11-21-2008, 11:45 PM

Scary, I actually agree with Camokat on something. Caruso is a horrible actor.

Phil · 11-21-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

His sunglasses pull and painful one liners are near legendary. I think they may have surpassed Star Trek Next Generations officer Troy's empathy ability in pointing out the fucking obvious.

My wife and I have different level of Horatio being “pissed off” based on his sunglasses.
Do you remember one episode when he had someone step on them. He was mega pissed.
Glasses off, looking down… “you going down for it…” line…

WiredGuy · 11-21-2008, 11:49 PM

His 1 liners are cheezy but I can't imagine the show without him.
WG

bausch · 11-21-2008, 11:49 PM

I don't get why CSI is so popular, its always high on Nielsens ratings, like the #1 show. So I tried to record it and watched 10 min of it before I fell asleep. It may be cool how they can figure out crimes through forensics and such but I found it so boring... What do I care how they solved the crime through whatever new technology? What do I care who killed who? I just don't get why people like this show.

Phil · 11-22-2008, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch

I don't get why CSI is so popular, its always high on Nielsens ratings, like the #1 show. So I tried to record it and watched 10 min of it before I fell asleep. It may be cool how they can figure out crimes through forensics and such but I found it so boring... What do I care how they solved the crime through whatever new technology? What do I care who killed who? I just don't get why people like this show.

its all part of Law and Order / SVU / Cold Case leftover case to me..

Bama · 11-22-2008, 12:43 AM

As bad as he is, it was the medical examiner that got to me. She overacted waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

That, and Caruso always standing sideways

BOSS1 · 11-22-2008, 01:10 AM

you guys remmber him from "king of new york" he was even more enoying then

PSSuperstars · 11-22-2008, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch

I don't get why CSI is so popular, its always high on Nielsens ratings, like the #1 show. So I tried to record it and watched 10 min of it before I fell asleep. It may be cool how they can figure out crimes through forensics and such but I found it so boring... What do I care how they solved the crime through whatever new technology? What do I care who killed who? I just don't get why people like this show.

Honestly,
do you like to do anything that the rest of the human species does?
lol
I picture you as one of those chicks who just always has to be different because she thinks it makes her xoxhardcorexox cool and special.

BusterBunny · 11-22-2008, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

its all part of Law and Order / SVU / Cold Case leftover case to me..

fuck all those shows and all these new ones they destroyed usa and tnt networks those channels used to rule

bausch · 11-22-2008, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PSSuperstars

Honestly,
do you like to do anything that the rest of the human species does?
lol

I like "Dirty Sexy Money" from ABC and I like "Gossip Girl".
and btw, I'm not a female. FYI I'm a guy.

kmanrox · 11-22-2008, 01:35 AM

me and wifey rag on him all the time.. but we watch every episode.. he's the comic relief..

PSSuperstars · 11-22-2008, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bausch

I like "Dirty Sexy Money" from ABC and I like "Gossip Girl".
and btw, I'm not a female. FYI I'm a guy.

haha
social anxiety and a fondness for a show called gossip girl?
You just like fueling your psychosis I guess.
Geesh.

Thurbs · 11-22-2008, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1

you guys remmber him from "king of new york" he was even more enoying then

love the movie, hated him as the tough cop

jds · 11-22-2008, 03:06 AM

I really hoped for 5 seconds the beginning of the new season was true.

I used to prefer Las Vegas, but lately I think New York is getting better and better while LV is falling near to Miami. Still there are some nice entertaining episodes in the 3 shows.

Barefootsies · 11-22-2008, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

His sunglasses pull and painful one liners are near legendary. I think they may have surpassed Star Trek Next Generations officer Troy's empathy ability in pointing out the fucking obvious.

Manowar · 11-22-2008, 07:22 AM

im so pissed im going to pull off my sunglasses

candyflip · 11-22-2008, 09:06 AM

They tout is as the Number 1 show in the world, so they must be doing something right. I bet he's getting paid nicely too, on the front end and the back end. Global syndication does wonders for a bank account.

Tam · 11-22-2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jds

I really hoped for 5 seconds the beginning of the new season was true.

I used to prefer Las Vegas, but lately I think New York is getting better and better while LV is falling near to Miami. Still there are some nice entertaining episodes in the 3 shows.

I am with you on this one. My favorite of the 3 used to be Miami, and I still like it alot... Caruso is cheesy yes, but the show without him, I don't think would be as good.... lol

But New York has come way up lately for me, it's hands down the best one in my opinion. I love all of the characters and actors in the New York one.

Las Vegas ripped it for me when the main characters started leaving the show..... not too into the new ones they got to replace them at all.

After Shock Media · 11-22-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

fuck all those shows and all these new ones they destroyed usa and tnt networks those channels used to rule

Do not tell me you where a Rhonda UP! all night fan.

Thomas N · 11-22-2008, 09:54 AM

Worst acting ever https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

I'm not sure which is worse, his sunglasses move every time, or his ridiculous voiceovers to try and sound cooler.

JJ Gold · 11-22-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Do not tell me you where a Rhonda UP! all night fan.

I used to come home drunk and try to fuck the TV when she was on. Was that the 80s?

tiger · 11-22-2008, 11:27 AM

He's so bad hes almost worth watching just to see what stupid shit he says next.

My favorite though is all his poses for every scene.

RobertD · 11-22-2008, 11:29 AM

I'd rather watch old reruns of "Quincy".

BusterBunny · 11-22-2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Do not tell me you where a Rhonda UP! all night fan.

i can hear that chicks voice

also wasnt job bob grigs or whatever on one of them too with the scary movies?

quiet · 11-22-2008, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SwordFish

Worst acting ever https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

I'm not sure which is worse, his sunglasses move every time, or his ridiculous voiceovers to try and sound cooler.

holy shit that's funny

tomud · 11-22-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

His 1 liners are cheezy but I can't imagine the show without him.
WG

me too

Tomud

Juicy D. Links · 11-22-2008, 02:18 PM

nobody posted the youtube parodies yet? loll let me go grab em

SimonScans · 11-23-2008, 02:16 AM

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/

Firehorse · 11-23-2008, 03:57 AM

I am watching CSI Miami atm, and even though I find him annoying he fits the show like a glove ..

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11-21-2008, 11:35 PM	#1
Phil Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,659	CSI Miami guy (Horatio / David Caruso) needs to go... worst actor of all times.. I like the show, but his same old personality needs to die.. Terrible acting.. __________________ Ask Phil

11-21-2008, 11:45 PM	#3
JaneB Guest Posts: n/a	Scary, I actually agree with Camokat on something. Caruso is a horrible actor.

11-21-2008, 11:49 PM	#6
bausch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,017	I don't get why CSI is so popular, its always high on Nielsens ratings, like the #1 show. So I tried to record it and watched 10 min of it before I fell asleep. It may be cool how they can figure out crimes through forensics and such but I found it so boring... What do I care how they solved the crime through whatever new technology? What do I care who killed who? I just don't get why people like this show.

11-22-2008, 12:43 AM	#8
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	As bad as he is, it was the medical examiner that got to me. She overacted waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. That, and Caruso always standing sideways

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	im so pissed im going to pull off my sunglasses

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	They tout is as the Number 1 show in the world, so they must be doing something right. I bet he's getting paid nicely too, on the front end and the back end. Global syndication does wonders for a bank account. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

11-22-2008, 09:54 AM	#22
Thomas N Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 973	Worst acting ever https://youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 I'm not sure which is worse, his sunglasses move every time, or his ridiculous voiceovers to try and sound cooler.

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