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~We were Thai'd up for lunch~
So Jonasty, Hoax, Mike69 and I went to Thai food today. Well, Hoax overheard me invite Jonasty and he piped in with 'I just looooove Thai food', so we let him tag along (gotta be nice to the new guy, you know?)
He wanted to ride in the backseat of my Beetle with Jonasty, but we told him there just wasn't enough room. No matter how much he whined and stomped his feet there was no way the both of them would fit back there. We got to the restaurant and Hoax was so excited he began to 'dry hump' Jonasty's leg! "Hey, what's that I feel?" ![]() We get inside and seated, and Hoax disappears returning with a beautiful single red rose for Jonasty. It was such a sweet gesture, until we realized Hoax was extreamly intoxicated. ![]() Then he starts going off about Canadians and how they must all be so pissed since losing the World Cup in Hockey to the United States ![]() All in all, the food was great and the company was spectacular. And aside from prying Mike69 off of Hoax (man that alcohol really prevents the blood from clotting!) I think we all bonded and got a little closer, like a dysfunctional porn based family. *tear*
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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So Hoax and Jonasty are related..?
I see Mike looked like his Happy self. I miss the Kat.
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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HOLY SHIT!!! Is that really what Hoax Looks like???
I think I might have grown up with that guy. FUCK!! My cover may be blown. And seriously, Cheshire, did you really think the new guy was going to pass up the opportunity to have lunch with you?
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Yeah, and apparently he's all mine.
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on closer inspection ~ I think Hoax was shoving something up his nose in that second picture...
Now where's my chapstick?...
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drunkdollars ~ Hoax wants me to ask if you like to Phuket
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I was just about to start in with stories from back in the day when HOAX and I used to be roomates but the fear of retaliation is too great...
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Rich you still workin ?.. Isnt it like 7.30 in canada?
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love the his and hers matching glasses
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mine are definitely more masculine looking.
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![]() Next time there is a group field trip maybe you could ask the rest of us if we would like to come, you fuckers. I love Thai.
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I like thai, you like shirt?
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But they don't really match your limp wrist...
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Icey hot was fun. I havent laughed so much in a long time. Sober anyways.
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I'm not the new guy humping my leg nor did I try to make up for it by giving me a pretty flower. You're not on solid hetero ground there chief. |
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jonaaaaaaaasty ~ breaking it down for the Hoax'ster
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Wanna go steady?
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I'll need at least 11 more roses before I'll even consider it.
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Coming off a bit high maintenence aren't you?
I understand, you don't want to seem cheap.
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Waitaminit - high maintenance? Well, that's true. But I am definitely cheap.
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agreed,I think Hoax selected the "rosey" colored lenses ![]()
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But there's a place for us ~ A time and place for us...
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