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MetaMan · 11-18-2008, 02:46 PM

I was about the have a shower when i peaked outside to check the weather and my bathroom window is across from my neighbors bathroom.

and he was standing there with a HUGE boner with a penis pump over his cock. man he was pumping the thing harder then a schoolgirl during her break.

then i see him grab a peanut butter jar and spread it all over his cock and then walk out of his bathroom.

30 min later i am leaving the house and i see me neighbors wife walk out of her front door with what appeared to be a whole peanut sandwich.

she then approached me and asked me i wanted to have an extra peanut butter sandwich because the kids didnt come home and she is allergic and didnt want it to go to waste.

man i ate the entire sandwich up. this broad even used rye bread (my fav)

so how crazy is that i see a guy with a penis pump AND get a free sandwhich all in the span of 30min.

crazyyyy day.

$5 submissions · 11-18-2008, 02:49 PM

This could be an excerpt from James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake. Stream of Consciousness FTW.

MetaMan · 11-18-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

This could be an excerpt from James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake. Stream of Consciousness FTW.

i am not following? please explain.

tammix · 11-18-2008, 03:20 PM

and you were wondering what to have for lunch just yesterday?
;-)

Big Red Machine · 11-18-2008, 03:57 PM

a Nutterbutter and Jelly Manwich........sick man lol good one

Juicy D. Links · 11-18-2008, 04:00 PM

sorry ill close the currtains from now on but you should have expected things like this when i moved in next door

alexchechs · 11-18-2008, 04:06 PM

Damn, my man needs to chill with the PB

MetaMan · 11-18-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

a Nutterbutter and Jelly Manwich........sick man lol good one

whats a nutterbutter sandwich?

i had peanut butter sandwich i am not following what you guys are trying to say?

HorseShit · 11-18-2008, 04:16 PM

typical day for a dumb canuck

Bojangles · 11-18-2008, 04:17 PM

MetaMan · 11-18-2008, 04:55 PM

she just brought over some peanut butter cookies, how nice of her.

Yngwie · 11-18-2008, 05:06 PM

is it just me or did everyone miss the part where the GUY put peanut butter on his cock and left the room.. Shortly after metaman gets a free peanut butter sandwich.. Looks to me like HE, the guy with the peanut buttered cock was the knife used to spread the pb on the bread. SO I guess metaman likes the taste of cock. lol

MetaMan · 11-18-2008, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

is it just me or did everyone miss the part where the GUY put peanut butter on his cock and left the room.. Shortly after metaman gets a free peanut butter sandwich.. Looks to me like HE, the guy with the peanut buttered cock was the knife used to spread the pb on the bread. SO I guess metaman likes the taste of cock. lol

OMFG i think i am about to puke!

tranza · 11-18-2008, 05:35 PM

Did you get a picture??

NOTR · 11-18-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I was about the have a shower when i peaked outside to check the weather and my bathroom window is across from my neighbors bathroom.

and he was standing there with a HUGE boner with a penis pump over his cock. man he was pumping the thing harder then a schoolgirl during her break.

then i see him grab a peanut butter jar and spread it all over his cock and then walk out of his bathroom.

30 min later i am leaving the house and i see me neighbors wife walk out of her front door with what appeared to be a whole peanut sandwich.

she then approached me and asked me i wanted to have an extra peanut butter sandwich because the kids didnt come home and she is allergic and didnt want it to go to waste.

man i ate the entire sandwich up. this broad even used rye bread (my fav)

so how crazy is that i see a guy with a penis pump AND get a free sandwhich all in the span of 30min.

crazyyyy day.

Trailer bathrooms have windows?

Intrinsic · 11-18-2008, 07:29 PM

i think you just had a cock meat sandwich

MetaMan · 11-18-2008, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic

i think you just had a cock meat sandwich

no no it was peanut butter, what do you mean? there was no meat in it.

papill0n · 11-18-2008, 07:43 PM

LOL you are a fucking idiot but you're funny man

RevSand · 11-18-2008, 07:47 PM

OK.. thread made me laugh... Thanks!

crockett · 11-18-2008, 07:49 PM

Why were you looking at your neighbor's cock?

Kudles · 11-18-2008, 09:25 PM

Thats great!!!

ExLust · 11-18-2008, 09:34 PM

Great appetite thinking of the cock and the peanut. lol

raven1083 · 11-19-2008, 12:21 AM

man you had such a great day

dynastoned · 11-19-2008, 12:35 AM

lolllll i love meta

andy83 · 11-19-2008, 01:27 AM

nice sandwich u had

nico-t · 11-19-2008, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

is it just me or did everyone miss the part where the GUY put peanut butter on his cock and left the room.. Shortly after metaman gets a free peanut butter sandwich.. Looks to me like HE, the guy with the peanut buttered cock was the knife used to spread the pb on the bread. SO I guess metaman likes the taste of cock. lol

nah.... really???

Juicy D. Links · 11-19-2008, 06:47 AM

Moooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr peanut butter!!!

seeandsee · 11-19-2008, 06:55 AM

you lucky!

version5 · 11-19-2008, 06:56 AM

seriously i thought it was down as a joke because u tasted some of his cock flesh as he was blatently the one making the sandwiches with his penis.

did that thought truly never cross your mind?

pr0 · 11-19-2008, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOTR

Trailer bathrooms have windows?

well hello mr NOTR

have that check for me?

NOTR · 11-19-2008, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

well hello mr NOTR

have that check for me?

What check? Hit me up I think you can put me in touch with a long lost friend

icq 295957166

11-19-2008, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by version5

seriously i thought it was down as a joke because u tasted some of his cock flesh as he was blatently the one making the sandwiches with his penis.

did that thought truly never cross your mind?

I love GFY. Thanks Meta!

jmcb420 · 11-19-2008, 05:48 PM

hahaha fuck.....thats pretty funny

MetaMan · 11-19-2008, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by version5

seriously i thought it was down as a joke because u tasted some of his cock flesh as he was blatently the one making the sandwiches with his penis.

did that thought truly never cross your mind?

huh? no no he just put some on his penis from the jar, what does that have to do with the sandwiches?

i am not following what you people are trying to suggest.

gornyhuy · 11-19-2008, 06:43 PM

So the neighbor nuts in your mouth.

Trixie · 11-19-2008, 08:34 PM

Clearly this is made up -- nobody could possibly enjoy the taste of peanut butter on RYE!!!

Firehorse · 11-19-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

LOL you are a fucking idiot but you're funny man

11-18-2008, 02:46 PM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I saw my neighbors penis pumping his cock: I was about the have a shower when i peaked outside to check the weather and my bathroom window is across from my neighbors bathroom. and he was standing there with a HUGE boner with a penis pump over his cock. man he was pumping the thing harder then a schoolgirl during her break. then i see him grab a peanut butter jar and spread it all over his cock and then walk out of his bathroom. 30 min later i am leaving the house and i see me neighbors wife walk out of her front door with what appeared to be a whole peanut sandwich. she then approached me and asked me i wanted to have an extra peanut butter sandwich because the kids didnt come home and she is allergic and didnt want it to go to waste. man i ate the entire sandwich up. this broad even used rye bread (my fav) so how crazy is that i see a guy with a penis pump AND get a free sandwhich all in the span of 30min. crazyyyy day.

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