Originally Posted by MetaMan

I was about the have a shower when i peaked outside to check the weather and my bathroom window is across from my neighbors bathroom.

and he was standing there with a HUGE boner with a penis pump over his cock. man he was pumping the thing harder then a schoolgirl during her break.

then i see him grab a peanut butter jar and spread it all over his cock and then walk out of his bathroom.

30 min later i am leaving the house and i see me neighbors wife walk out of her front door with what appeared to be a whole peanut sandwich.

she then approached me and asked me i wanted to have an extra peanut butter sandwich because the kids didnt come home and she is allergic and didnt want it to go to waste.

man i ate the entire sandwich up. this broad even used rye bread (my fav)

so how crazy is that i see a guy with a penis pump AND get a free sandwhich all in the span of 30min.

crazyyyy day.