I almost shot a guy wearing a pink hoodie and a 9mm waterpistol today! - GoFuckYourself.com

Jack Sparrow · 11-07-2008, 05:52 PM

Today some drunk guy was in my yard with a shovel completely wasted trying to digg up a thread from GFY he once buried there for his dog in times of economic failure. Think the dogs name was Tool or something.

I ran out with my baseballbat, just to ask him nicely if he could remove himself from my lawn.

He starts shouting something about having a relative with a green name who has THIS (makes space between pointingfinger and thumb) many posts on a forum with a lot of adult webbies around and stuff, and that i should back the fuck off because i was just a newbie not worthy off having a green name.

I make a "grrkshh grrkshh" clicking sound and pull the baseballbat up and down in midair as if i was reloading a gun when this kid without pants, a skimask and wearing a pink hoody comes out with a waterpistol in his hand. He falls over a skateboard and drops faceflat behind a truck, stands up and gives me his "scarey eye look". He tries to aim when his skimask slides over a bit and the nosehole gets over his mouth while the lefteyehole slides over his nose. Waving his waterpistol like a maniac he understands that today just isnt the day to be a hero and he dives behind the truck again.

That skimask is the ONLY reason i didnt get wet today. Well actually i did, i pissed myself laughing. I bet he got inside, and bragged to some friends about it.

I almost piss my pants laughing.

Oh btw. he did say something about the alien is coming to get you.

Dunno what thats about.

But it was a very strange feeling, this day.

woj · 11-07-2008, 05:58 PM

Scroto · 11-07-2008, 06:01 PM

i lol'd

Lycanthrope · 11-07-2008, 06:03 PM

sortie · 11-07-2008, 06:06 PM

You are only forcing me to go read that fucking thread now.

I had succesfully ignored that thread all day.

Machete_ · 11-07-2008, 06:09 PM

the alien is under cover as a really short white skinny guy with pencil thin arms - watch out for him. he is 1005 interwebs gangster

SilentKnight · 11-07-2008, 08:22 PM

k, that seriously made me fucking laugh!

Zuzana Designs · 11-07-2008, 08:24 PM

LOLZ !!! this thread is great ... I see what you did here !!!

Zoose · 11-08-2008, 12:31 AM

LMFAO.

dav3 · 11-08-2008, 12:34 AM

did he bake you brownies afterwords that smelled like bitter almonds?

mrwilson · 11-08-2008, 01:17 AM

Jack Sparrow · 11-08-2008, 02:46 AM

It kinda almost could have really been true

pocketkangaroo · 11-08-2008, 02:49 AM

HomerSimpson · 11-08-2008, 03:28 AM

Oracle Porn · 11-08-2008, 03:32 AM

omg i almost pissed myself laughing

travs · 11-08-2008, 04:00 AM

hey I thought I just read some thread about "almost shot" incident

seeandsee · 11-08-2008, 04:03 AM

rolf lmao

RenegadeCash Mark · 11-08-2008, 04:08 AM

Jack Sparrow · 11-08-2008, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by travs

hey I thought I just read some thread about "almost shot" incident

For real?
That would be a magical koinkidense man!

Kudles · 11-08-2008, 12:38 PM

Thats pretty funny

Marcus Aurelius · 11-08-2008, 01:05 PM

Jack Sparrow · 11-09-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biddy

Thats pretty funny

Well that pinkhoodie guy didnt seem to take it as fun

Jack Sparrow · 11-11-2008, 05:31 AM

Got me a pink signature to match the pinkhoodie guy

Adultnet · 11-11-2008, 06:02 AM

so you got some fun its good ..

Manowar · 11-11-2008, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

Dirty Lord · 11-11-2008, 06:54 AM

omg!!!! hahahahaa

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Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	I almost shot a guy wearing a pink hoodie and a 9mm waterpistol today! Today some drunk guy was in my yard with a shovel completely wasted trying to digg up a thread from GFY he once buried there for his dog in times of economic failure. Think the dogs name was Tool or something. I ran out with my baseballbat, just to ask him nicely if he could remove himself from my lawn. He starts shouting something about having a relative with a green name who has THIS (makes space between pointingfinger and thumb) many posts on a forum with a lot of adult webbies around and stuff, and that i should back the fuck off because i was just a newbie not worthy off having a green name. I make a "grrkshh grrkshh" clicking sound and pull the baseballbat up and down in midair as if i was reloading a gun when this kid without pants, a skimask and wearing a pink hoody comes out with a waterpistol in his hand. He falls over a skateboard and drops faceflat behind a truck, stands up and gives me his "scarey eye look". He tries to aim when his skimask slides over a bit and the nosehole gets over his mouth while the lefteyehole slides over his nose. Waving his waterpistol like a maniac he understands that today just isnt the day to be a hero and he dives behind the truck again. That skimask is the ONLY reason i didnt get wet today. Well actually i did, i pissed myself laughing. I bet he got inside, and bragged to some friends about it. I almost piss my pants laughing. Oh btw. he did say something about the alien is coming to get you. Dunno what thats about. But it was a very strange feeling, this day. Last edited by Jack Sparrow; 11-07-2008 at 05:56 PM..

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