Jack Sparrow

Today some drunk guy was in my yard with a shovel completely wasted trying to digg up a thread from GFY he once buried there for his dog in times of economic failure. Think the dogs name was Tool or something.

I ran out with my baseballbat, just to ask him nicely if he could remove himself from my lawn.

He starts shouting something about having a relative with a green name who has THIS (makes space between pointingfinger and thumb) many posts on a forum with a lot of adult webbies around and stuff, and that i should back the fuck off because i was just a newbie not worthy off having a green name.

I make a "grrkshh grrkshh" clicking sound and pull the baseballbat up and down in midair as if i was reloading a gun when this kid without pants, a skimask and wearing a pink hoody comes out with a waterpistol in his hand. He falls over a skateboard and drops faceflat behind a truck, stands up and gives me his "scarey eye look". He tries to aim when his skimask slides over a bit and the nosehole gets over his mouth while the lefteyehole slides over his nose. Waving his waterpistol like a maniac he understands that today just isnt the day to be a hero and he dives behind the truck again.

That skimask is the ONLY reason i didnt get wet today. Well actually i did, i pissed myself laughing. I bet he got inside, and bragged to some friends about it.

I almost piss my pants laughing.

Oh btw. he did say something about the alien is coming to get you.

Dunno what thats about.

But it was a very strange feeling, this day.