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Pipecrew · 11-06-2002, 09:55 PM

From the Stuff we wear to the shit we say.. trying to find the point of view from americans mostly

Labret and others, here is your chance to include it all in one thread

Eh?
FurCoats?

stuff like this, curious what you guys come up with

Sunshine McGillicutty · 11-06-2002, 09:56 PM

What are you talking aboot?

[Labret] · 11-06-2002, 09:56 PM

boneprone · 11-06-2002, 09:57 PM

Your navy is full of Gay Sailors.

m0rph3us · 11-06-2002, 09:57 PM

I like beavers.

psyko514 · 11-06-2002, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Your navy is full of Gay Sailors.

your army is full of trigger happy fags.

Converto Man · 11-06-2002, 10:04 PM

We have gay sailors? Did'nt you guy's have"THE VILLAGE PEOPLE"? He's a gay sailor. And not canadian.

Pipecrew · 11-06-2002, 10:05 PM

what about how you think we dress etc?

Brown Bear · 11-06-2002, 10:06 PM

All Canadians live in igloos.

Sly_RJ · 11-06-2002, 10:06 PM

Canada is where we sent all our idiots. Unfortunately, most of them got back in.

Brown Bear · 11-06-2002, 10:11 PM

According to South Park, when Canadians talk, their heads completely seperate in two.

Fletch XXX · 11-06-2002, 10:14 PM

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Hooterdog · 11-06-2002, 10:15 PM

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and moose cock pops into his mind. "OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

the Shemp · 11-06-2002, 10:19 PM

Indoor plumbing is rare, sidewalks are gravel, everybody walks to the post office to pick up the mail, everyone (men and women) wears those black and red Lumberjack shirts, they eat maple syrup mixed with snow and they hoard Canadian tire money.

shemp

UnseenWorld · 11-07-2002, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Converto Man
We have gay sailors? Did'nt you guy's have"THE VILLAGE PEOPLE"? He's a gay sailor. And not canadian.

The Village People are/were GAY? I thought they were just very festive!

nocostporn · 11-07-2002, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
All Canadians live in igloos.

he stole mine

...and you bitches hunt moose! just moose runnin everywhere!

spanky · 11-07-2002, 12:29 AM

vasten · 11-07-2002, 12:34 AM

igloo's??? moose???

Man, if you're gonna bash us, at least use the good dirt.

First of all, arent you aware that up here we are bound by law to not branch our family tree more than once per generation. I'm the eldest, so i get all the pussy i want, But my little bro is gonna be forced to inbreed, poor guy. And we dont have those Elections up here like you do, When we need a new Prime Minister instead of votting we just put all the candidates in a ring and release angry beavers, Last man standing runs the nation. And last but not least we do NOT say aboot or eh, its pronouced AeBoot and Eaa.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

awwwwwwwwww he's a sweetheart

Nice pic labret.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
All Canadians live in igloos.

Their actually very warm

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vasten
igloo's??? moose???

Man, if you're gonna bash us, at least use the good dirt.

First of all, arent you aware that up here we are bound by law to not branch our family tree more than once per generation. I'm the eldest, so i get all the pussy i want, But my little bro is gonna be forced to inbreed, poor guy. And we dont have those Elections up here like you do, When we need a new Prime Minister instead of votting we just put all the candidates in a ring and release angry beavers, Last man standing runs the nation. And last but not least we do NOT say aboot or eh, its pronouced AeBoot and Eaa.

Amen

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
Indoor plumbing is rare, sidewalks are gravel, everybody walks to the post office to pick up the mail, everyone (men and women) wears those black and red Lumberjack shirts, they eat maple syrup mixed with snow and they hoard Canadian tire money.

shemp

Nice

Mixing maple syrup with fresh snow is awesome.Ever tried it? Seriously try it...make sure the snow is not yellow

zombie · 11-07-2002, 01:49 AM

the only footwear canadians own are ice skates.

quiet · 11-07-2002, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zombie
the only footwear canadians own are ice skates.

not true. everyone also has a set of snow shoes to go with the skates.

zombie · 11-07-2002, 01:50 AM

they even wear them to the beach.

TDF · 11-07-2002, 01:51 AM

one word..=Northern Exposure!

zombie · 11-07-2002, 01:51 AM

canada is where gay people come from.

zombie · 11-07-2002, 01:53 AM

canada has the highest concentration of zamboni drivers

Mutt · 11-07-2002, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooterdog
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and moose cock pops into his mind. "OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny!

Anybody here old enough to remember National Lampoon magazine when it was good? There used to be a regular feature called 'Canadian Corner' - it was hilarious.

American comedy is ruled by Canucks. You won't find a TV show that doesn't have several Canucks on the writing staff.

Huge Canadian comedy heritage that grows stronger all the time.

zombie · 11-07-2002, 01:55 AM

canadians have the coolest cigarettes.....they have pics of ppl dyin on the front of the box, 25 smokes to a pack.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

not true. everyone also has a set of snow shoes to go with the skates.

cute

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 02:02 AM

Canada rocks

Nothing more to say.If you haven't been here shut up

or get your lazy ass down here and then let me know what ya' think

This thread is extremly funny keep posting

zombie · 11-07-2002, 02:05 AM

i was there this summer.....actually had to go up....not down....
we almost got pulled over.....but his horse couldnt keep up.

Pornwolf · 11-07-2002, 02:26 AM

Umm... isn't there only like 3 cities in Canada? Toronto, Vancuuuver and the other one.

dickblast · 11-07-2002, 02:29 AM

ur soldiers make good targets for our bombers....

tree · 11-07-2002, 02:31 AM

AIDS started in canada!

zombie · 11-07-2002, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
AIDS started in canada!

thats cuz thats where gay people come from

Converto Man · 11-07-2002, 02:40 AM

Hot chicks that love americans, In the bar at 18, the worlds best weed, you double your dollar(almost)....you don't like this? Wierd.

Fletch XXX · 11-07-2002, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zombie

thats cuz thats where gay people come from

<img src=http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/americas/9905/20/canada.gay.right/story.gay.canada.gif border="1">

Manitoba mostly.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tree
AIDS started in canada!

I don't think so

From what scientest say it started in africa. A man was bitten by a monkey. Correct me if I'm wrong...?

zombie · 11-07-2002, 02:51 AM

that monkey was butt reamed by a canadian with aids 1st

<IMX> · 11-07-2002, 03:00 AM

The AIDS comment hurt huh?

eroswebmaster · 11-07-2002, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514

your army is full of trigger happy fags.

Yeah and now you have some dead gay sailors.

ColKurtz · 11-07-2002, 03:30 AM

The only thing I dont like about canadiens when they try and gloat about how good they have it and stuff.

They dont have the same society situations as usa. If they did, their major cities would be shitholes just like usa.

Ive only been to ontario, and my impressions were the people are kind of backward. Like they are ten years behind usa. But some damn good fishing lakes.

Another thing that sucked is right on the border there was a paper mill plant. So right as you enter canada it smelled like shit.

zombie · 11-07-2002, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Another thing that sucked is right on the border there was a paper mill plant. So right as you enter canada it smelled like shit.

thats a canadian air freshener. thats so visitors from new york and new jersey feel right at home.

11-07-2002, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

I don't think so
From what scientest say it started in africa. A man was bitten by a monkey. Correct me if I'm wrong...?

That story always sounded better to me when he was fucking the monkey, not getting bitten by it.

Evil Chris · 11-07-2002, 07:06 AM

Canada (well, Quebec) makes great poutine.

Rochard · 11-07-2002, 07:56 AM

It's no secret I love to poke fun at Canadians. I'm very concerned that Canadians are secretly plotting world domination.

However, it's a little known secret that I once lived in Canada. My parents had a summer house outside of Montreal, and at one point I lived in Canada and enrolled in school there.

I honestly think that the Canadians have the best of both worlds. Canada is just like the US; They have the same rights we do in the US. However, Canadians seem to be nicer, drive better, and their cities are much cleaner.

cyberpunk · 11-07-2002, 07:57 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm poutine!

Evil Chris · 11-07-2002, 08:49 AM

any newfies in the house? LOL

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vasten Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Edmonton Canada Posts: 107	igloo's??? moose??? Man, if you're gonna bash us, at least use the good dirt. First of all, arent you aware that up here we are bound by law to not branch our family tree more than once per generation. I'm the eldest, so i get all the pussy i want, But my little bro is gonna be forced to inbreed, poor guy. And we dont have those Elections up here like you do, When we need a new Prime Minister instead of votting we just put all the candidates in a ring and release angry beavers, Last man standing runs the nation. And last but not least we do NOT say aboot or eh, its pronouced AeBoot and Eaa. __________________ ATTENTION : If you are reading this you could have already been victimized by spam. !! Please report to the nearest liquor vendor for deprogramming. !!

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ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	The only thing I dont like about canadiens when they try and gloat about how good they have it and stuff. They dont have the same society situations as usa. If they did, their major cities would be shitholes just like usa. Ive only been to ontario, and my impressions were the people are kind of backward. Like they are ten years behind usa. But some damn good fishing lakes. Another thing that sucked is right on the border there was a paper mill plant. So right as you enter canada it smelled like shit.

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