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archer · 11-07-2002, 09:22 AM

mmmm.... hunky guys....

the girls are good here too....

and we get to go to bars legally a lot earlier....

lol... if you think that gays came from Canada.

Its the MARINES who teach men how to be gay!.... you should see the guys from Camp Pendleton..they are such total bottoms.

before my time with the marines I thought all gays came from France.

Ramster · 11-07-2002, 10:11 AM

Well being in Canada I'll answer a few questions for ya.

1-Yes we do have hot summers up here
2-No I don't know that guy you met in some bar that said he lived in Canada
3-We don't all know how to fish
4-We all can't speak french
5-No Canadians cannot just drive to Toronto from anywhere
6-Yes our beer and cigarettes will give you a much faster buzz

Imagod151 · 11-07-2002, 10:36 AM

2 Things wrong with Canada:
BRYAN ADAMS

and

the FRENCH!

Hooterdog · 11-07-2002, 10:42 AM

dickblast · 11-07-2002, 10:58 AM

hosehead!

best movie dog ever

CDSmith · 11-07-2002, 11:31 AM

Not much snow yet this year, so I made my igloo out of frozen beer.

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Canada (well, Quebec) makes great poutine.

Lou Lou patates makes the best poutine

Mike69 · 11-07-2002, 12:06 PM

I have a video of "Talking to the Americans".....

My favorite segment was when B*sh was running, he was asked
if he would talk to the Canadian Prime Minister "Tim Horton" if and when he won the election.... he responce was a resounding "YES".....

Another one was getting people reaction to the "horror story" that the Moose problem was getting so bad in Canada that Canadians resorted to pumeling the Moose with Tim Bits. 99.9%
of Americans asked, thought that was VERY cruel...

LMAO....

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
The AIDS comment hurt huh?

Actually no. I was trying to learn something

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
The only thing I dont like about canadiens when they try and gloat about how good they have it and stuff.

They dont have the same society situations as usa. If they did, their major cities would be shitholes just like usa.

Ive only been to ontario, and my impressions were the people are kind of backward. Like they are ten years behind usa. But some damn good fishing lakes.

Another thing that sucked is right on the border there was a paper mill plant. So right as you enter canada it smelled like shit.

Yep thats Domtar in Cornwall. We went to visit a few ppl in Cornwall and I had never smelt a papermill before and hs was it nasty!!!

Mike69 · 11-07-2002, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
2-No I don't know that guy you met in some bar that said he lived in Canada

If some one asks you if you know "Jim" in Regina, just say "Ya, He died eh" and walk away....

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick

That story always sounded better to me when he was fucking the monkey, not getting bitten by it.

Same thing

E-Randy · 11-07-2002, 12:20 PM

Toronto was kinda cool, but the people hella stare you down and shit. It's like what the fuck you lookin at? It's just an extension of the U.S.

Vancouver - one word... OLD

Missisauga or however you spell that shit... OLD

Montreal was fucken off the hook. Beautiful women, great food and killer nightlife

Never been to any other places there but I heard Cologna is pretty cool for skiing?

Evil Chris · 11-07-2002, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike_69
I have a video of "Talking to the Americans".....

My favorite segment was when B*sh was running, he was asked
if he would talk to the Canadian Prime Minister "Tim Horton" if and when he won the election.... he responce was a resounding "YES".....

Another one was getting people reaction to the "horror story" that the Moose problem was getting so bad in Canada that Canadians resorted to pumeling the Moose with Tim Bits. 99.9%
of Americans asked, thought that was VERY cruel...

LMAO....

You talking about "This Hour has 22 Minutes"? That show is awesome....
Did you see the one where they go to Mt. Rushmore and start asking people what they think about them adding a new face to the mountain? Jean Chretien? People were all like, "yeah, he was a good president, he deserves it..."

11-07-2002, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

That little fucker looks so sad. I think he needs a

new shirt.

JFK · 11-07-2002, 01:07 PM

I cant type and Stereo at the same time !

pink_in_the_middle · 11-07-2002, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick

That little fucker looks so sad. I think he needs a

new shirt.

awwwwwwwww but he's so cute

That's mean to pick on him

What would you say if he was your little guy?

11-07-2002, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

awwwwwwwww but he's so cute
That's mean to pick on him What would you say if he was your little guy?

I wasn't picking on him, I just thought he looked sad (unhappy).

If he was mine I'd buy him that shirt and make him wear it everywhere.

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Imagod151 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Long Island Posts: 6	2 Things wrong with Canada: BRYAN ADAMS and the FRENCH!

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Mike69 Canadian, nuff said eh? Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Under the coffee maker! Posts: 755	I have a video of "Talking to the Americans"..... My favorite segment was when B*sh was running, he was asked if he would talk to the Canadian Prime Minister "Tim Horton" if and when he won the election.... he responce was a resounding "YES"..... Another one was getting people reaction to the "horror story" that the Moose problem was getting so bad in Canada that Canadians resorted to pumeling the Moose with Tim Bits. 99.9% of Americans asked, thought that was VERY cruel... LMAO....

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