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Old 11-07-2008, 08:29 AM   #1
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Serious Question: What to do for a Chafed dick?
Too much:
-external dick to clit rubbing
-rough stuff
-insufficient lubing for handjobs
-fap fap fap


SO, I ask YOU, the assembled expertise of porn stars and chronic masturbators here should be like the dream team of penis chafing.... What do you recommend to get unchafed?

Lotion? Which one?
Some kind of healing ointment? Which one?
vitamins?
What?!?

Thanks in advance for your help.
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:53 AM   #2
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Lob it off...
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:54 AM   #3
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I'd start by leaving it alone for a little while, pervert. Are you mad at your dick for something? Why punish it?
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:02 AM   #4
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try using some neosporin?

and eat more pussy, that will help for sure.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:03 AM   #5
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I'd start by leaving it alone for a little while, pervert. Are you mad at your dick for something? Why punish it?
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:08 AM   #6
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try using some neosporin?

and eat more pussy, that will help for sure.
More!?!?! Okay, if I must.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:10 AM   #7
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good old vaseline
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:15 AM   #8
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Just for the record, I am now officially SLATHERED in neosporin.
By the way, the ingredients include pretty much everything mentioned in this thread.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:16 AM   #9
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How about you just give it a fucking break dude!

Thats youre only solution...
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:29 AM   #10
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:32 AM   #11
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Same here - even though I'm a righty I tend to prefer southpaw for some reason.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:33 AM   #12
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How about you just give it a fucking break dude!

Thats youre only solution...
THAT IS NOT A VIABLE SOLUTION!!!!!
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:36 AM   #13
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the green got your ass humping like a rabbit huh?
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:02 AM   #14
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Consult a doctor NOW because if what you say is true you have a bad problem ...
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:27 AM   #15
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:12 AM   #16
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I'd start by leaving it alone for a little while, pervert. Are you mad at your dick for something? Why punish it?
Back away from the penis slowly.
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:15 AM   #17
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lol never had that shit happen to me.
Good luck with that dude
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:19 AM   #18
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This is some of the best stuff on the market.... SERIOUSLY!

Chafed Dick is no laughing matter... unless it's someone else's

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Old 11-07-2008, 11:21 AM   #19
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This is some of the best stuff on the market.... SERIOUSLY!

Chafed Dick is no laughing matter... unless it's someone else's

Suuuuuweeeet!
Thanks man!
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:22 AM   #20
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the green got your ass humping like a rabbit huh?
Yeah, two or three solid hours of out-of-your-mind green inspired fuck fest will chafe after awhile.
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:23 AM   #21
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Get some A & D ointment. You'll find it in the baby aisle.
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:24 AM   #22
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Not sure neosporin is your best option, but the A & D is for irritated skin.
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Old 11-07-2008, 12:50 PM   #23
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Seriously, start jerking off with using Vaseline. It's a great lube, and it's meant for chaffed skin, so your healing as you're whacking.
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Old 11-07-2008, 12:59 PM   #24
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I'll second the udder balm. Works on everything from diaper rash to chafed skin.
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