Serious Question: What to do for a Chafed dick?
 

Too much:
-external dick to clit rubbing
-rough stuff
-insufficient lubing for handjobs
-fap fap fap


SO, I ask YOU, the assembled expertise of porn stars and chronic masturbators here should be like the dream team of penis chafing.... What do you recommend to get unchafed?

Lotion? Which one?
Some kind of healing ointment? Which one?
vitamins?
What?!?

Thanks in advance for your help. :helpme:helpme:helpme

Lob it off...

I'd start by leaving it alone for a little while, pervert. Are you mad at your dick for something? Why punish it?

http://www.brands2liveby.com/uploade...riginal_lg.jpg

try using some neosporin?

and eat more pussy, that will help for sure. :1orglaugh

:2 cents:

More!?!?! Okay, if I must.

good old vaseline

Just for the record, I am now officially SLATHERED in neosporin.
By the way, the ingredients include pretty much everything mentioned in this thread.

How about you just give it a fucking break dude!

Thats youre only solution...

Same here - even though I'm a righty I tend to prefer southpaw for some reason.

THAT IS NOT A VIABLE SOLUTION!!!!!:error

the green got your ass humping like a rabbit huh?

Consult a doctor NOW because if what you say is true you have a bad problem ...:helpme

Sucks to be you

Back away from the penis slowly.

lol never had that shit happen to me.
Good luck with that dude :1orglaugh

This is some of the best stuff on the market.... SERIOUSLY!

Chafed Dick is no laughing matter... unless it's someone else's :1orglaugh

http://www.uddercream.com/images/Red...20Lo%20Res.jpg

Suuuuuweeeet!
Thanks man!

Yeah, two or three solid hours of out-of-your-mind green inspired fuck fest will chafe after awhile. :):1orglaugh

Get some A & D ointment. You'll find it in the baby aisle.

Not sure neosporin is your best option, but the A & D is for irritated skin.

http://i35.tinypic.com/2agmcma.jpg

http://www.eikondevice.com/EDI_catal...y/Vaseline.jpg

Seriously, start jerking off with using Vaseline. It's a great lube, and it's meant for chaffed skin, so your healing as you're whacking. :2 cents: :thumbsup

I'll second the udder balm. Works on everything from diaper rash to chafed skin.