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JenniDahling · 11-06-2008, 11:11 AM

You're truly one of the nicest guys in the industry, one of my dearest friends...

You're yummy... even for an "older guy"

So I just wanted to take the time and wish you a Very Happy Birthday

and...

SHAMALAMADINGDONG MUTHAFUKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAHHHH!

xoxo

Honez · 11-06-2008, 11:16 AM

ROFL!!!!!! I so hope you still have that audio.

Happy Birthday to one of the constants in my life

You look just as good now as you did the first time I met you.

corvette · 11-06-2008, 11:17 AM

happy birthday doug

)))))

Dr. Wicks · 11-06-2008, 11:39 AM

Why thank you very much Jenni, Hone and Mark!! Those are great pics especially the cigar pic lol
Shall we get a few more pics like that at the playboy mansion??

Dr. Wicks · 11-06-2008, 11:40 AM

oh, and I don't think 63 is all that old.......

HotMeghan_GL · 11-06-2008, 12:03 PM

happy birthday doctor!! you're definitely one of my favorites in this industry - hope you have a great day!!

Honez · 11-06-2008, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Wicks

oh, and I don't think 63 is all that old.......

Ahaha! Neither is 64 ;)

pornguy · 11-06-2008, 12:18 PM

Doug has been around for a long time. And really knows his stuff.

Czech · 11-06-2008, 12:19 PM

Hey have a great birthday mate it was nice catching up with you once again in Amsterdam a while back.

CCBill Paul · 11-06-2008, 12:38 PM

Happy Birthday Doc!

CarlosTheGaucho · 11-06-2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

You're truly one of the nicest guys in the industry, one of my dearest friends...

xoxo

Damn that red dress is HOT!

Happy Birthday Doug!

MichaelP · 11-06-2008, 12:54 PM

Happy B-Day old friend... well, you what I mean when I say OLD ... LOL

Dr. Wicks · 11-06-2008, 12:58 PM

Wow, thank you so much everyone

Meghan, you're one of my favorites as well
Rob, when will we see you next? Looking forward to more discussions
Pornguy, seems we both have been around for a while ;-)
Paul, thank you but I still want the Dodgers to beat the Cardinals ;-)

I hope everyone is having a great day... and in case you are not here are some words of wisdom from the old man to turn your day around:

The next time you enter an elevator try one of these:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

any one of those should turn your day in the right direction :-)

Ahoddie · 11-06-2008, 01:03 PM

Happy Birthday, Doug! Next time it's chilly outside, I'm gonna ask for your coat. Just FYI.

Or FYJ, as I'm sure VS_Jeff will recommend.

B O B · 11-06-2008, 01:03 PM

doug is good people...and one of my closest partners in crime

Due · 11-06-2008, 01:06 PM

Happy birthday Doug

Cory W · 11-06-2008, 01:08 PM

Happy Birthday bro.

JFK · 11-06-2008, 01:24 PM

All the best Doug

marketsmart · 11-06-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

All the best Doug

jesus christ.... you really got your money's worth on that one...

Dr. Wicks · 11-06-2008, 01:42 PM

Michael, Anne, Carlos, Bob, Cory, JFK, Due, and marketsmart

Thank you... and remember, never throw away a good cuban cigar until you have smoked the last 3 cents out of it haha

Speaking of which, I will be bringing some great cubans to LA for the show, so Anne you are free to borrow my jacket, Bob and JFK you get first picks, Cory..looking forward to the lakers suns match up, Jenni and Hone..plan to embibe... and of course all of you are cordially invited :-)

Honez · 11-06-2008, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Wicks

Michael, Anne, Carlos, Bob, Cory, JFK, Due, and marketsmart

Thank you... and remember, never throw away a good cuban cigar until you have smoked the last 3 cents out of it haha

Speaking of which, I will be bringing some great cubans to LA for the show, so Anne you are free to borrow my jacket, Bob and JFK you get first picks, Cory..looking forward to the lakers suns match up, Jenni and Hone..plan to embibe... and of course all of you are cordially invited :-)

I am so there

tony286 · 11-06-2008, 01:48 PM

happy happy bday

notime · 11-06-2008, 01:54 PM

Happy birthday Dough !

JenniDahling · 11-06-2008, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Wicks

Why thank you very much Jenni, Hone and Mark!! Those are great pics especially the cigar pic lol
Shall we get a few more pics like that at the playboy mansion??

Only if you promise to not bite me again

light spanking is okay tho

Ice · 11-06-2008, 01:57 PM

Hope you have a great birthday Doug

Imortyl Pussycat · 11-06-2008, 01:58 PM

Happy Birthday to one of my most favorite men in the industry! I adore you handsome and I hope you have a supercalifragilistic day

Ines · 11-06-2008, 02:02 PM

You don't look any older than a year ago :D maybe more sober :P

Herzlichen Glückwunsch und alles Gute ;)

B2BwithJoeD · 11-06-2008, 02:18 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOUG

Tom_PM · 11-06-2008, 02:20 PM

Man o man, if I ever get a face lick with that sort of intensity, I can not be held responsible for my reactions!

Porn Girl · 11-06-2008, 02:25 PM

Happy Birthday Doug!!!!

Eric · 11-06-2008, 02:59 PM

A very happy bday to you sir

O MARINA · 11-06-2008, 03:08 PM

Happy Birthday

All the best Doug from all of us @ SexSearch

Dirty D · 11-06-2008, 03:34 PM

Happy Birthday Sir!

The Adult Broker · 11-06-2008, 03:42 PM

Happy Birthday Doug-you were only 29 when we met 7 years or so ago, so not sure how you can be 63 now ;) LOL

forever 29!

wishing you a wonderful birthday! c u soon xo

JFK · 11-06-2008, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I am so there

Right behind you

tranza · 11-07-2008, 07:44 AM

Have a great b-day, man!!

Sharky · 11-07-2008, 07:52 AM

Happy Birthday Doug!!!

Lets get some W****S!!

11-06-2008, 11:11 AM	#1
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11-06-2008, 11:16 AM	#2
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11-06-2008, 11:39 AM	#4
Dr. Wicks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 419	Why thank you very much Jenni, Hone and Mark!! Those are great pics especially the cigar pic lol Shall we get a few more pics like that at the playboy mansion?? __________________ Dr. Wicks Our Experience Payze doug at payze.com

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11-06-2008, 12:58 PM	#13
Dr. Wicks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 419	Wow, thank you so much everyone Meghan, you're one of my favorites as well Rob, when will we see you next? Looking forward to more discussions Pornguy, seems we both have been around for a while ;-) Paul, thank you but I still want the Dodgers to beat the Cardinals ;-) I hope everyone is having a great day... and in case you are not here are some words of wisdom from the old man to turn your day around: The next time you enter an elevator try one of these: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. any one of those should turn your day in the right direction :-) __________________ Dr. Wicks Our Experience Payze doug at payze.com

11-06-2008, 01:03 PM	#14
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Dr. Wicks Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 419	Michael, Anne, Carlos, Bob, Cory, JFK, Due, and marketsmart Thank you... and remember, never throw away a good cuban cigar until you have smoked the last 3 cents out of it haha Speaking of which, I will be bringing some great cubans to LA for the show, so Anne you are free to borrow my jacket, Bob and JFK you get first picks, Cory..looking forward to the lakers suns match up, Jenni and Hone..plan to embibe... and of course all of you are cordially invited :-) __________________ Dr. Wicks Our Experience Payze doug at payze.com

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