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JenniDahling 11-06-2008 11:11 AM

Paging Dr Wicks, Doug Wicks, Please step inside
 
You're truly one of the nicest guys in the industry, one of my dearest friends...
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You're yummy... even for an "older guy":winkwink:
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So I just wanted to take the time and wish you a Very Happy Birthday
















and...














SHAMALAMADINGDONG MUTHAFUKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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xoxo

Honez 11-06-2008 11:16 AM

ROFL!!!!!! I so hope you still have that audio.

Happy Birthday to one of the constants in my life :) You look just as good now as you did the first time I met you.

corvette 11-06-2008 11:17 AM

happy birthday doug :))))))

Dr. Wicks 11-06-2008 11:39 AM

Why thank you very much Jenni, Hone and Mark!! Those are great pics especially the cigar pic lol
Shall we get a few more pics like that at the playboy mansion??

Dr. Wicks 11-06-2008 11:40 AM

oh, and I don't think 63 is all that old.......

HotMeghan_GL 11-06-2008 12:03 PM

happy birthday doctor!! you're definitely one of my favorites in this industry - hope you have a great day!!

Honez 11-06-2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Wicks (Post 15015282)
oh, and I don't think 63 is all that old.......

Ahaha! Neither is 64 ;)

pornguy 11-06-2008 12:18 PM

Doug has been around for a long time. And really knows his stuff.

Czech 11-06-2008 12:19 PM

Hey have a great birthday mate it was nice catching up with you once again in Amsterdam a while back. :thumbsup

CCBill Paul 11-06-2008 12:38 PM

Happy Birthday Doc!

CarlosTheGaucho 11-06-2008 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15015117)
You're truly one of the nicest guys in the industry, one of my dearest friends...
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xoxo

Damn that red dress is HOT!

Happy Birthday Doug!

MichaelP 11-06-2008 12:54 PM

Happy B-Day old friend... well, you what I mean when I say OLD ... LOL

Dr. Wicks 11-06-2008 12:58 PM

Wow, thank you so much everyone

Meghan, you're one of my favorites as well
Rob, when will we see you next? Looking forward to more discussions
Pornguy, seems we both have been around for a while ;-)
Paul, thank you but I still want the Dodgers to beat the Cardinals ;-)


I hope everyone is having a great day... and in case you are not here are some words of wisdom from the old man to turn your day around:

The next time you enter an elevator try one of these:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


any one of those should turn your day in the right direction :-)

Ahoddie 11-06-2008 01:03 PM

Happy Birthday, Doug! Next time it's chilly outside, I'm gonna ask for your coat. Just FYI. :)


Or FYJ, as I'm sure VS_Jeff will recommend.

B O B 11-06-2008 01:03 PM

doug is good people...and one of my closest partners in crime

:)

Due 11-06-2008 01:06 PM

Happy birthday Doug :thumbsup

Cory W 11-06-2008 01:08 PM

Happy Birthday bro.

JFK 11-06-2008 01:24 PM

All the best Doug:thumbsup

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marketsmart 11-06-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 15015911)

jesus christ.... you really got your money's worth on that one... :1orglaugh

Dr. Wicks 11-06-2008 01:42 PM

Michael, Anne, Carlos, Bob, Cory, JFK, Due, and marketsmart

Thank you... and remember, never throw away a good cuban cigar until you have smoked the last 3 cents out of it haha

Speaking of which, I will be bringing some great cubans to LA for the show, so Anne you are free to borrow my jacket, Bob and JFK you get first picks, Cory..looking forward to the lakers suns match up, Jenni and Hone..plan to embibe... and of course all of you are cordially invited :-)

Honez 11-06-2008 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Wicks (Post 15016004)
Michael, Anne, Carlos, Bob, Cory, JFK, Due, and marketsmart

Thank you... and remember, never throw away a good cuban cigar until you have smoked the last 3 cents out of it haha

Speaking of which, I will be bringing some great cubans to LA for the show, so Anne you are free to borrow my jacket, Bob and JFK you get first picks, Cory..looking forward to the lakers suns match up, Jenni and Hone..plan to embibe... and of course all of you are cordially invited :-)

I am so there :pimp

tony286 11-06-2008 01:48 PM

happy happy bday

notime 11-06-2008 01:54 PM

Happy birthday Dough !

JenniDahling 11-06-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Wicks (Post 15015272)
Why thank you very much Jenni, Hone and Mark!! Those are great pics especially the cigar pic lol
Shall we get a few more pics like that at the playboy mansion??

Only if you promise to not bite me again
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light spanking is okay tho:winkwink:

Ice 11-06-2008 01:57 PM

Hope you have a great birthday Doug :thumbsup

Imortyl Pussycat 11-06-2008 01:58 PM

Happy Birthday to one of my most favorite men in the industry! I adore you handsome and I hope you have a supercalifragilistic day :banana:banana:banana

Ines 11-06-2008 02:02 PM

You don't look any older than a year ago :D maybe more sober :P

Herzlichen Glückwunsch und alles Gute ;)

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B2BwithJoeD 11-06-2008 02:18 PM

Europeans Billing Europe!
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOUG :thumbsup

Tom_PM 11-06-2008 02:20 PM

Man o man, if I ever get a face lick with that sort of intensity, I can not be held responsible for my reactions!
:pimp

Porn Girl 11-06-2008 02:25 PM

Happy Birthday Doug!!!!

Eric 11-06-2008 02:59 PM

A very happy bday to you sir

O MARINA 11-06-2008 03:08 PM

Happy Birthday :drinkup
All the best Doug from all of us @ SexSearch :)

Dirty D 11-06-2008 03:34 PM

Happy Birthday Sir!

The Adult Broker 11-06-2008 03:42 PM

Happy Birthday Doug-you were only 29 when we met 7 years or so ago, so not sure how you can be 63 now ;) LOL

forever 29!

wishing you a wonderful birthday! c u soon xo

JFK 11-06-2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 15016036)
I am so there :pimp

Right behind you:thumbsup

tranza 11-07-2008 07:44 AM

Have a great b-day, man!!

Sharky 11-07-2008 07:52 AM

Happy Birthday Doug!!!

Lets get some W****S!!


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