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And you thought Canadians all had really small penises.
I know Canadians are known to have really small penises (even smaller than asian penises) but I must be an exception. My penis isn't the largest member around but it definately makes up for its shortness in girth. I am proud of my penis and Im proud to be born Canadian! Not for long though, Russia... Here I cum!
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Canadians are known to have the Biggest Fattest Monstercocks!! What the f#ck are you talking about? Smaller than asians? Hahahahahahaha......thats possible?
CONVERTO MAN CALLS BULLSHIT ON SMALL CANUCK DICKS!!!! Up,up and AWAY!!!!
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Canadians have small penises?
Peter North - born Al Smith. The most legendary porn cocksman since John Holmes. A PROUD CANUCK!!! though i'm sure Mike Myers has a small peepee.
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There has been waaay to many stupid threads today.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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good day, Hoser
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#9 |
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Take off eh?
Hahahaha.
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![]() i'm canadian AND asian... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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I tell you from personal experience, my husbands is NOT small at all. Its quite nice, AND he knows how to use it. That must be the canadian in him, afterall. If most of them have small penises, then they sure as hell have to know how to use em or they'd never get laid.
And I tell you once more, from personal experience, my husband has no problems getting laid. (Blush, husband, BLUSH!)
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If Canadians have the small dicks, why are Americans and Brits 80% of the penis enlargement consumers? Must be a coincidence.
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Probably because they have more money than us.
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Yeah, but the Americans are losing the freedom to SPEND that money day by day.
They have nothing ELSE they can buy so they go to get larger penises. They might be able to get some lovin' then.. okay, question. If prostitution is illegal, why isn't pornography? Is it because there is a camera involved? Just so,me morbid curiousity.. and the fact my husband and I had a debate about this ![]()
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We're canadian so I think you're wrong man. I can barly fit my bf's cock in my mouth...and you guys know I have a big mouth
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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What about Black Canadians?
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Black Canadians are known for their MASSIVECOCKS!!
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If pornography would become illegal, then fashion magazines would be in trouble cause I know you can see nipples in those. Any movie with an erotic scene in it would be banned, and it would push too much. But, with John Ashhahahahaha in the states, who knows maybe this will become a reality! ![]()
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i think i've been with two Canadians. one was nice and big and white and i really liked it. one was persian.. and so small i declined to actually be with him.
i've also been with three Asians, unless I missed one somewhere along the way. one was small with a big mushroom cap, one was big but didn't know what to do with it, and one was medium sized and unmemorable. so that's my input in case anyone's tallying up results. |
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haha damn girl
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I've heard a lot of shit about us Canuks, but I've never heard this one.
*checks pants* no problem here |
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