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ToRussiaWithLove 11-07-2002 10:19 PM

And you thought Canadians all had really small penises.
 
I know Canadians are known to have really small penises (even smaller than asian penises) but I must be an exception. My penis isn't the largest member around but it definately makes up for its shortness in girth. I am proud of my penis and Im proud to be born Canadian! Not for long though, Russia... Here I cum!

foe 11-07-2002 10:24 PM

:1orglaugh

Converto Man 11-07-2002 10:27 PM

Canadians are known to have the Biggest Fattest Monstercocks!! What the f#ck are you talking about? Smaller than asians? Hahahahahahaha......thats possible?

CONVERTO MAN CALLS BULLSHIT ON SMALL CANUCK DICKS!!!!

Up,up and AWAY!!!!

Mutt 11-08-2002 12:39 AM

Canadians have small penises?


Peter North - born Al Smith. The most legendary porn cocksman since John Holmes. A PROUD CANUCK!!!

though i'm sure Mike Myers has a small peepee.

Brown Bear 11-08-2002 12:48 AM

There has been waaay to many stupid threads today.

Fletch XXX 11-08-2002 12:59 AM

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Morgan 11-08-2002 10:17 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hooterdog 11-08-2002 10:23 AM

good day, Hoser

Converto Man 11-08-2002 10:40 AM

Take off eh?

Hahahaha.

yellofello 11-08-2002 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
There has been waaay to many stupid threads today.
do you define stupid as 'canadian'?:winkwink:

i'm canadian AND asian... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

becca 11-08-2002 10:43 AM

I tell you from personal experience, my husbands is NOT small at all. Its quite nice, AND he knows how to use it. That must be the canadian in him, afterall. If most of them have small penises, then they sure as hell have to know how to use em or they'd never get laid.

And I tell you once more, from personal experience, my husband has no problems getting laid.

(Blush, husband, BLUSH!)

evildick 11-08-2002 10:50 AM

Do black Canadians have small dinks too?

Jorge is Canadian, so maybe you're right.

Converto Man 11-08-2002 10:52 AM

If Canadians have the small dicks, why are Americans and Brits 80% of the penis enlargement consumers? Must be a coincidence.

ToRussiaWithLove 11-08-2002 11:03 AM

Probably because they have more money than us. :(

becca 11-08-2002 11:05 AM

Yeah, but the Americans are losing the freedom to SPEND that money day by day.

They have nothing ELSE they can buy so they go to get larger penises. They might be able to get some lovin' then..


okay, question.

If prostitution is illegal, why isn't pornography? Is it because there is a camera involved? Just so,me morbid curiousity.. and the fact my husband and I had a debate about this :)

jreaka 11-08-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Converto Man
If Canadians have the small dicks, why are Americans and Brits 80% of the penis enlargement consumers? Must be a coincidence.
America and Britian have open borders........It's just Canadians that have moved!

pink_in_the_middle 11-08-2002 11:13 AM

We're canadian so I think you're wrong man. I can barly fit my bf's cock in my mouth...and you guys know I have a big mouth :Graucho

Fletch XXX 11-08-2002 11:15 AM

What about Black Canadians?

Converto Man 11-08-2002 11:22 AM

Black Canadians are known for their MASSIVECOCKS!!

McAttack 11-08-2002 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by becca


okay, question.

If prostitution is illegal, why isn't pornography? Is it because there is a camera involved? Just so,me morbid curiousity.. and the fact my husband and I had a debate about this :)

This should be it's own topic, but anyways. I THINK it's because prostituion is selling flesh and pornography falls under the category of art (like movies and photography)

If pornography would become illegal, then fashion magazines would be in trouble cause I know you can see nipples in those. Any movie with an erotic scene in it would be banned, and it would push too much.

But, with John Ashhahahahaha in the states, who knows maybe this will become a reality! :winkwink:

irisPornKings 11-08-2002 01:37 PM

i think i've been with two Canadians. one was nice and big and white and i really liked it. one was persian.. and so small i declined to actually be with him.

i've also been with three Asians, unless I missed one somewhere along the way. one was small with a big mushroom cap, one was big but didn't know what to do with it, and one was medium sized and unmemorable.

so that's my input in case anyone's tallying up results.

multisexsite 11-08-2002 01:49 PM

haha damn girl

[The Leader] 11-08-2002 01:52 PM

I've heard a lot of shit about us Canuks, but I've never heard this one.


*checks pants*

no problem here

Hot Tropical Babes 11-08-2002 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
We're canadian so I think you're wrong man. I can barly fit my bf's cock in my mouth...and you guys know I have a big mouth :Graucho
way to go Pink!:thumbsup

I about spilled my dr. pepper while reading that! LMAO:1orglaugh


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