I just farted for so bad that my dog started barking at me - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 11-04-2008, 12:55 PM

It started out really loud and I saw him perk up. It just kept going and going and he was staring at me, after about 4 seconds of constant fart he started barking at me, then at about 7 seconds he got up (still barking) and started walking towards me. The fart stopped, but he still came all the way over to me to sniff around and make sure everything was all right.

2012 · 11-04-2008, 12:56 PM

don't forget to wipe

Tom_PM · 11-04-2008, 12:56 PM

...and I clicked and read this thread. WHY!!!!????

Scott McD · 11-04-2008, 12:58 PM

Maybe he was checking to see if yours were worse than his...

jakethedog · 11-04-2008, 12:58 PM

I laughed even before I clicked .. lol

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 11-04-2008, 12:59 PM

That got me thinking.. getting your dog to start howling from a fart would be REALLY impressive.

gigoloCooper · 11-04-2008, 01:01 PM

haha. Let's see Cesar Millan pull that one off.

David! · 11-04-2008, 01:02 PM

Damn, now I can go on with my day

notime · 11-04-2008, 01:04 PM

WTF did you eat ?
lol

ultimatebbwdotcom · 11-04-2008, 01:05 PM

massive win

A-n-D-r-E-S · 11-04-2008, 01:06 PM

TheSenator · 11-04-2008, 01:08 PM

I farted so loud once I startled my wife.

CurrentlySober · 11-04-2008, 01:11 PM

You wanna blast a log and teach the mutt to chase it!

foghead · 11-04-2008, 01:13 PM

Its good to let one rip once in a while..

Martin · 11-04-2008, 01:14 PM

Fart humor always cracks me up.

Joe BrainCash · 11-04-2008, 01:20 PM

Worth its own thread?

CyberHustler · 11-04-2008, 01:30 PM

I enjoyed this thread.

Nicky · 11-04-2008, 01:36 PM

I LOL'ed

Praha · 11-04-2008, 01:42 PM

I spit soda on my keyboard.

Adam X · 11-04-2008, 02:19 PM

had to laugh at this.. ;-D

Deej · 11-04-2008, 02:24 PM

this image in the sig above is PERFECT for this thread!

sltr · 11-04-2008, 02:28 PM

impressive, i don't think i've EVER had a 7 second fart.

i have had farts where the dog will move farther away though.

qxm · 11-04-2008, 02:31 PM

feeling the mighty power unleashed by beans ehh?

NicAngel · 11-04-2008, 03:03 PM

audio please!

cherrylula · 11-04-2008, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicAngel

audio please!

there was once an audio banner here at GFY that was a massive fart.

It sure did get a lot of attention.

sltr · 11-04-2008, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

there was once an audio banner here at GFY that was a massive fart.

It sure did get a lot of attention.

i remember that, i thought that banner stunk.

FlexxAeon · 11-04-2008, 03:35 PM

first time a thread title made me LOL. kudos

seeandsee · 11-04-2008, 03:59 PM

this fart delivers

WinstonTriplexcash · 11-04-2008, 04:03 PM

Just reading the title of this thread made laugh!

C-Luv · 11-04-2008, 04:04 PM

lol, how gross......... and I am still laughing

L-Pink · 11-04-2008, 04:23 PM

I just called the SPCA.

BusterBunny · 11-04-2008, 04:25 PM

i didn't read what you wrote...but the title alone gets 4 orglaughs ;)

DefaultMan · 11-04-2008, 04:33 PM

I'm still laughing! Thanks

rowan · 11-04-2008, 09:33 PM

How on earth do you hold a 7 second fart? If I try to do it "low and slow" I end up putting. Teach me, O great one

Gemhdar · 11-04-2008, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

How on earth do you hold a 7 second fart? If I try to do it "low and slow" I end up putting. Teach me, O great one

He can possibly help... lol

I laughed quite hard upon opening and reading this thread as well...

11-04-2008, 12:55 PM	#1
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	I just farted for so bad that my dog started barking at me It started out really loud and I saw him perk up. It just kept going and going and he was staring at me, after about 4 seconds of constant fart he started barking at me, then at about 7 seconds he got up (still barking) and started walking towards me. The fart stopped, but he still came all the way over to me to sniff around and make sure everything was all right.

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