I just farted for so bad that my dog started barking at me
 

It started out really loud and I saw him perk up. It just kept going and going and he was staring at me, after about 4 seconds of constant fart he started barking at me, then at about 7 seconds he got up (still barking) and started walking towards me. The fart stopped, but he still came all the way over to me to sniff around and make sure everything was all right.

:Oh crap

don't forget to wipe

...and I clicked and read this thread. WHY!!!!????

:1orglaugh

Maybe he was checking to see if yours were worse than his...

I laughed even before I clicked .. lol

That got me thinking.. getting your dog to start howling from a fart would be REALLY impressive.

haha. Let's see Cesar Millan pull that one off.

Damn, now I can go on with my day :thumbsup

WTF did you eat ?
lol

massive win

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I farted so loud once I startled my wife.

You wanna blast a log and teach the mutt to chase it!

Its good to let one rip once in a while..

Fart humor always cracks me up.

Worth its own thread?

I LOL'ed

I spit soda on my keyboard.

had to laugh at this.. ;-D

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...4f93ea43_o.gif

this image in the sig above is PERFECT for this thread!

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impressive, i don't think i've EVER had a 7 second fart.

i have had farts where the dog will move farther away though.

feeling the mighty power unleashed by beans ehh?:Oh crap

audio please!

there was once an audio banner here at GFY that was a massive fart.

It sure did get a lot of attention. :1orglaugh

i remember that, i thought that banner stunk.

:)

first time a thread title made me LOL. kudos :1orglaugh

this fart delivers

Just reading the title of this thread made laugh!

lol, how gross......... and I am still laughing

I just called the SPCA.

i didn't read what you wrote...but the title alone gets 4 orglaughs ;)

I'm still laughing! Thanks :thumbsup

How on earth do you hold a 7 second fart? If I try to do it "low and slow" I end up putting. Teach me, O great one

http://www.jameshong.com/JH%20Photos...ds%202%20c.jpg

He can possibly help... lol

I laughed quite hard upon opening and reading this thread as well... :thumbsup