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PostWhore · 11-04-2008, 09:13 AM

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know
which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how
each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and
tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you,
because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought
these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the
rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent
the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

dirkpeddler · 11-04-2008, 09:15 AM

LOL, why not keep all three around and forget about getting married.

Zuzana Designs · 11-04-2008, 09:17 AM

Haha pretty funny

polish_aristocrat · 11-04-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostWhore

He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

good choice

Scott McD · 11-04-2008, 09:20 AM

I'd have picked whatever one does anal...

mikeyddddd · 11-04-2008, 09:22 AM

Good choice

LauraLee · 11-04-2008, 09:29 AM

What a shock

PostWhore · 11-04-2008, 09:30 AM

ok another funny thing, all the women looked into to the topic talking about "marriage"

Kenny B! · 11-04-2008, 09:37 AM

Wow old joke, but still funny!

Fucker Five · 11-04-2008, 09:42 AM

Good joke..... lololollololoo

Deej · 11-04-2008, 09:46 AM

and small hands...

woj · 11-04-2008, 10:29 AM

GigoloMike · 11-04-2008, 11:07 AM

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11-04-2008, 09:13 AM	#1
PostWhore Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,720	There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry.... There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much." The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits. __________________ Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

11-04-2008, 09:17 AM	#3
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11-04-2008, 09:20 AM	#5
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11-04-2008, 09:22 AM	#6
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11-04-2008, 09:15 AM	#2
dirkpeddler Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 64	LOL, why not keep all three around and forget about getting married.

11-04-2008, 09:30 AM	#8
PostWhore Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,720	ok another funny thing, all the women looked into to the topic talking about "marriage" __________________ Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

11-04-2008, 09:37 AM	#9
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11-04-2008, 09:42 AM	#10
Fucker Five Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 179	Good joke..... lololollololoo

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