There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry....
 

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know
which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how
each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and
tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you,
because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought
these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market,
doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the
rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent
the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.

LOL, why not keep all three around and forget about getting married.

Haha pretty funny :)

good choice

I'd have picked whatever one does anal...

What a shock :)

ok another funny thing, all the women looked into to the topic talking about "marriage"
:)

Wow old joke, but still funny!

Good joke..... lololollololoo

and small hands... :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!