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kane · 11-03-2008, 11:41 PM

On the ballot this year the mayor of my town is running unchallenged so as a joke I wrote myself in on my ballot. I then told some friends and my brother and they all wrote me in. So I got five votes. With any luck people will just skip voting on that one since he is the only choice and I will win.

This time tomorrow I could be mayor of a town. . .My first act as mayor will be to create what I call "hot topless Fridays." Think casual Friday only this in in public as well at work and it is only hot girls who are topless.

Now back to reality.

Spunky · 11-03-2008, 11:42 PM

Are you a black man?

DamageX · 11-03-2008, 11:43 PM

kane · 11-03-2008, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Are you a black man?

Sadly no. . . so there will be nothing historic about my victory

pigman · 11-03-2008, 11:49 PM

With the experience as a mayor you will qualify to become Vice President!

kane · 11-03-2008, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pigman

With the experience as a mayor you will qualify to become Vice President!

Nice. I am on the rise.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-04-2008, 12:22 AM

I can look up Asian restaurants in the phone book. This accurately proves my ability to deal with foreign markets. I believe that I am a better candidate.

Deputy Chief Command · 11-04-2008, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

I can look up Asian restaurants in the phone book. This accurately proves my ability to deal with foreign markets. I believe that I am a better candidate.

I have two black neighbors . . so there goes my middle east experience . .

kane · 11-04-2008, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

I can look up Asian restaurants in the phone book. This accurately proves my ability to deal with foreign markets. I believe that I am a better candidate.

While you may best me on the foreign market my neighbor is gay so I think I might have the edge when it comes to the "diversity" groups.

davecummings · 11-04-2008, 12:33 AM

I know of at least one write-in vote that I got for President (because, it was me who did it:-)).

Dave Cummings

11-03-2008, 11:41 PM	#1
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I got five votes to be mayor of my town. On the ballot this year the mayor of my town is running unchallenged so as a joke I wrote myself in on my ballot. I then told some friends and my brother and they all wrote me in. So I got five votes. With any luck people will just skip voting on that one since he is the only choice and I will win. This time tomorrow I could be mayor of a town. . .My first act as mayor will be to create what I call "hot topless Fridays." Think casual Friday only this in in public as well at work and it is only hot girls who are topless. Now back to reality.

11-03-2008, 11:42 PM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Are you a black man? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-03-2008, 11:43 PM	#3
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	__________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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11-04-2008, 12:33 AM	#10
davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	I know of at least one write-in vote that I got for President (because, it was me who did it:-)). Dave Cummings __________________ Dave Cummings www.davecummings.com www.davecummings.tv San Diego Email--- [email protected]

11-04-2008, 12:22 AM	#7
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I can look up Asian restaurants in the phone book. This accurately proves my ability to deal with foreign markets. I believe that I am a better candidate.