I got five votes to be mayor of my town.
 

On the ballot this year the mayor of my town is running unchallenged so as a joke I wrote myself in on my ballot. I then told some friends and my brother and they all wrote me in. So I got five votes. With any luck people will just skip voting on that one since he is the only choice and I will win.

This time tomorrow I could be mayor of a town. . .My first act as mayor will be to create what I call "hot topless Fridays." Think casual Friday only this in in public as well at work and it is only hot girls who are topless.


Now back to reality.

Are you a black man?

:1orglaugh

Sadly no. . . so there will be nothing historic about my victory :)

With the experience as a mayor you will qualify to become Vice President!

Nice. I am on the rise. :thumbsup

I can look up Asian restaurants in the phone book. This accurately proves my ability to deal with foreign markets. I believe that I am a better candidate.

I have two black neighbors . . so there goes my middle east experience . .

While you may best me on the foreign market my neighbor is gay so I think I might have the edge when it comes to the "diversity" groups.

I know of at least one write-in vote that I got for President (because, it was me who did it:-)).

Dave Cummings